After a hiatus last week, we're back, and the questions are as tough as ever!
You can find last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is a six-pack of Avitable condoms and a "Viva El Avitable" T-shirt in whatever style, color, and size you want!
Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct - I promise.
The rules:
It's very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can - some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket - you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system - try not to Google or look at other people's answers!
The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.
Ready? Here we go!
1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment?
Yeah, an accountant. Don't reckon he'll be in for long, though.
2. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
I don't remember, but last night I had a chef salad with the oil and the vinegar on the side and apple pie heated with ice cream on the side but only if it's strawberry and if not then whipped cream but only if it's not out of a can.
3. Do you have a desk in your room?
No, there's no room, what with the fireman's pole to get from my bedroom to the kitchen.
4. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
I don't think so. I did have to sing "These Eyes" to a bunch of cokeheads once, though.
5. What are you listening to right at this second?
"Johnny B. Goode". It's an oldie where I come from.
6. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
No, we're both named Johnson. No relation.
7. Do you throw up gang signs?
Only ones that fuck up the scenery.
8. Who slept with you last night?
I slept with my friend's mom to get back at him for sleeping with mine.
9. Have you ever been to a farm?
Only the one where that pig was walking around and talking like a person. Pretty ominous.
10. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
My friend has people who wash his penis for him.
11. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Only if I could keep pesky Americans like Rudy out.
12. Was one of your family members ever abusive?
My dad was, until my meat delivery boyfriend and I killed the bastard.
13. Have you ever had a eating disorder?
Is swelling up and turning blue a disorder?
14. Do you have a bicycle?
I did, but I got knocked the fuck out and someone stole it.
15. Do you think your childhood dreams came true?
Well, there was that one childhood dream of writing and directing a summer camp musical about Thanksgiving.
And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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