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Yesterday I ordered a pizza from Papa John's and when I got it, there was a live roach running around in the box. My brain actually shut down for a second, and I shut the lid, then had to ask myself "Did I really see that?" I opened the lid again, and there it was, a roach about an inch and a half long running around the inside of the box.

I called and complained and the manager tried to blame it on me. (Did you leave the box sitting on the floor for awhile?) What the fuck? I told him no, and he asked if I wanted another pizza. I don't think so! Yeah, I want another fucking roach pizza. When I'm on the phone with him, the roach climbs out of the box and takes off around the office and now I can't find him. I'm waiting for him to crawl up my back while I'm on the phone or something.

So I had to order Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza, and it gave me heartburn like I knew it would. Fucking Papa John's - never ordering from them again!

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This is absolutely horrifying!!! I have a deep, dark, irrational fear of cockroaches... I FREAK and SCREAM at the site of them. No, really, I do.

Comments by Amy

comment by Amy Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 3:42 am

OMG. I.would.die!!

Comments by Angel

comment by Angel Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 7:28 am

Yeah, it took me two years to eat Papa John's, again, and never from that particular location.

Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 8:04 am

I can tell you that I will NEVER be eating Papa John's again. Ever.

Comments by themuttprincess

comment by themuttprincess Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 10:02 am

Comments by Miss Britt

comment by Miss Britt Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 10:35 am

indeed!

comment by Avitable Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 10:44 am

Haha
Did you leave it sitting on the floor?
haha
I would have been like, "Did you just ask me that you dumb shit?"

Comments by Ethan

comment by Ethan Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

I picked it up and threw it in the dumpster so that the roach would have to share with all of his roach buddies. Little nasty fucker.

comment by Avitable Friday, June 22, 2007 @ 3:42 pm

I found a roach on my toothbrush in Phoenix...I sprayed the hell out of him with hairspray & covered him with a glass. As far as I know, he was still there when I moved.

Comments by Tug

comment by Tug Sunday, June 24, 2007 @ 12:02 am