I have six invitations for Gmail that I can give out to people. I'm seeing if there are some people on sites like Fark.com who want them, but if you post a comment on the blog and if I have any left, I'll give one to you. If I don't have any left, I'll be nice enough to reply to you and let you know.

And, of course, if my bloated body has already been dumped in the ocean by our dear friend Frances, then you'll never hear from me again. Unless they have email in hell? It's probably AOL, which would be extremely apt.

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