If it does this, I quit.

Weather Underground: US Deadliest Storms

Can you fucking imagine? You’re in Louisiana laughing at the poor witless fucks in North Carolina who are about to get hit by a Category 5 hurricane when all of a sudden, it stops, goes AROUND Florida, and heads right for you? What the holy mother of FUCK is that about?

If Ivan starts making sharp turns and doing little loops, I am moving underground. I’ll become the new “Captain Caveman”.

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