Oh, how wonderful. Another hurricane. I’m so excited that I get to experience more winds and rain. I can’t wait until I have no power and cable again. I really want to hide inside in the dark and hope that the roof doesn’t blow up. I really hope that I have to cower in the bathroom with every shake and breeze.
In case you didn’t know, that was sarcasm!
/channeling Homer Simpson
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