Jerkin the Gherkin, Playing Pocket Pool, Beating the Bishop

Have you ever thought to yourself: “Self, I don’t know enough about masturbation statistics?” If so, pal, then you’re in luck!

Kittenkiller.org is a site dedicated to masturbatory research, and it’s just choking with useful facts, including a masturbation timer.

If you don’t know why kittenkiller is an appropriate title, this picture should explain:

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