When Phobias Collide

Guide to Phobias

If you have any of the following pairs, you’re screwed and should just kill yourself now:

Arrhenphobia: fear of men
Eurotophobia: fear of female genitalia

Autophobia: fear of being alone
Enochlophobia: fear of crowds

Xerophobia: fear of dryness
Hydrophobia: fear of water

Stasibasiphobia: fear of standing
Kathisophobia: fear of sitting down

Vestiphobia: fear of clothing
Gymnophobia: fear of nudity

Paraphobia: fear of sexual perversion
Parthenophobia: fear of virgins or young girls

If you have any of these phobias that will actually prevent you from existing, please throw yourself out of a plane right now:

Trichopathophobia: fear of hair

Scopophobia: fear of being seen or stared at

Selenophobia: fear of the moon

Sesquipedalophobia: fear of long words (can’t even look at the name of your own phobia)

Sinistrophobia: fear of things to the left

Sitophobia: fear of food or eating

Soceraphobia: fear of parents

Patroiophobia: fear of heredity

Ommetaphobia: fear of eyes

Kolpophobia: fear of female genitals

Ithyphallophobia: fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis

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