ABC apologizes for steamy intro to "Monday Night Football"

The current chairman of the FCC is a piece of festering dog shit. The fines that have been given and that will be given on network television for things that were not a problem before the Janet Jackson "malfunction" are ludicrous, and I really wish that Powell takes after his daddy and resigns.

When ABC affiliates are afraid to air Saving Private Ryan unedited, even though it's been aired twice before in the last five years, that's a bad sign. When Fox gets fined for a Married with Children rerun being shown before 10, even though the original show was on during primetime, that's fucked up. When a woman dropping her towel being shown from behind from the waist up merits an apology from ABC because of complaints, that's when Powell should be raped by a gaggle of angry punk geese with spiky neck collars.

On the plus side, South Park airs unedited movies late Saturday night, including Eddie Murphy's Raw, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and the South Park movie. That's one channel that has balls, and I'm glad to hear it.

The whole moral majority can blow me, all at once.

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