Gawker Stalker: Bungalow 8, NYC's Best Crack Den: "Freemans tuesday night the 16th of nov. the bush twins along with 2 massive secret service men tried to have dinner they were told by the maitre 'd that they were full and would be for the next 4 years upon hearing the entire restaurant cheered and did a round of shots it was amazing!!! [Ed: We're hearing that this is actually true.]"

For Kevin and Amy. It is pretty funny.

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