AbstinenceOnly – A celebration of non-penetration.

A celebration of non-penetration.

Some content from the site. Hilarious!

Here’s some fun things that faith partners can do besides have sex.

1) Go out to a movie or watch TV! Make some popcorn and have a popcorn party!

2) Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!

3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as ‘faith-fucking’)

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One Response to AbstinenceOnly – A celebration of non-penetration.

  1. Su says:

    “This website makes abstinency fun!”

    (Uncontrollable laughter)

    Reply

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