Amazingly pertinent news-breaking article here:
“In a shocking scandal that would not be news any other month but August — when frankly nothing else is going on — Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.
The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi.
‘[Paris] only likes them when they’re very small, and Tinkerbell got too big,’ a pal told New York magazine.
The former A-list animal companion has been sent to live with Hilton’s mother, Kathy.”
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