From the first time I heard the warbling melodies of Sk8er Boi, I knew that Avril was going to be around for a while. And, as always, I was right. Look at her now - she's gorgeous. Channeling Nicole Kidman, even!
While part of me was hoping for a breakdown, followed by a leaked sex film . . . . well, all of me was hoping for that. But I'm still not disappointed. (There's still time).
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Oh no!! Finally I have met my match… a woman who is as beautiful and talented as me.
Damn it!
Comments by Su
Seems to me she is no longer "posing as a disaffected youth." She's become the opposite of her initial image. Not that I didn't kinda dig Sk8tr Boi a little, but I expect her music might actually grow up a little now. That "I'm not gonna fuck you" song that the title escapes me on was really juvenile.
Hey, Tori Amos started out as a cheese metal girl.
Comments by m
the warbling melodies?? :eyebrow:
Man, you can be soo.. umm… "manly" :cheesy:
Comments by Miss Britt
:help: I'm being held hostage by a small, blonde woman from Iowa (where the men are men and the cows know it) she is forcing me to make random comments on strange women's blogs.
Errrr, wait, I'm in the wrong place. Dammit, this means she gets one of my toes!! :omg:
Comments by Amy
ROTFLMAO
hahahahahahaaaaaaa
I
your wittiness!!!
Comments by Miss Britt
oh yeah, and i want a toe!!!!
Comments by Miss Britt
You girls are so hilarious. You're almost as funny as I am, although you'd need a penis and pair of balls to be funny enough.
Comments by Avitable