Avril Lavigne is a goddess


 

From the first time I heard the warbling melodies of Sk8er Boi, I knew that Avril was going to be around for a while. And, as always, I was right. Look at her now - she's gorgeous. Channeling Nicole Kidman, even!

While part of me was hoping for a breakdown, followed by a leaked sex film . . . . well, all of me was hoping for that. But I'm still not disappointed. (There's still time).

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  1.  

    Oh no!! Finally I have met my match… a woman who is as beautiful and talented as me.

    Damn it!

    Comments by Su

    comment by Su Sunday, October 23, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

     

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    Seems to me she is no longer "posing as a disaffected youth." She's become the opposite of her initial image. Not that I didn't kinda dig Sk8tr Boi a little, but I expect her music might actually grow up a little now. That "I'm not gonna fuck you" song that the title escapes me on was really juvenile.

    Hey, Tori Amos started out as a cheese metal girl.

    Comments by m

    comment by m Sunday, October 23, 2005 @ 4:04 pm

     

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    the warbling melodies?? :eyebrow:

    Man, you can be soo.. umm… "manly" :cheesy:

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

     

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    :help: I'm being held hostage by a small, blonde woman from Iowa (where the men are men and the cows know it) she is forcing me to make random comments on strange women's blogs.

    Errrr, wait, I'm in the wrong place. Dammit, this means she gets one of my toes!! :omg:

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

     

  5.  

    ROTFLMAO

    hahahahahahaaaaaaa

    I heartbeat your wittiness!!!

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

     

  6.  

    oh yeah, and i want a toe!!!! clap

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

     

  7.  

    You girls are so hilarious. You're almost as funny as I am, although you'd need a penis and pair of balls to be funny enough.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 11:32 pm

     

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