The Earth Is Not Moving

The Earth Is Not Moving

This delusional psychotic gives proof that Earth is not rotating. The sun and planets revolve around Earth, our universe is not nearly as large as everyone says it is, NASA is faking everything, and somehow Madonna is involved.

People like this really should just be tracked down and shot. There’s really no way around it. Can you imagine if he actually procreated? We’d all be better off without him and his spawn.

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