It shames me that I live here

Mesa was working at a Pix convenience store in Deltona when he pulled the prank and urinated into a Mountain Dew. A construction worker bought the soda and began vomiting immediately after taking a sip, according to arrest reports. Tests confirmed the soda was contaminated with urine.

Florida can really be an armpit. If we could get rid of the white trash, the painfully slow ancient ones, and the drug runners, we’d barely be able to fill Rhode Island.

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