We have only the YOUNGEST ponies eating the hottest chocolate CAKE!”Illustrated by the lovely Lauren Wong and the appititious Andrew Klein, Cake Pony is here to provide you with premium ADULT content to cater to your favorite fetish, BARELY LEGAL PONYS FEEDING THEMSELVES THE RICHEST CAKES. Its about damn time too. You deserve more than simple fetishes based around half-attempts at FULL CUTENESS. You want teens, cheerleaders, and that girl next door, all caught going wild or just being the innocent
childrenyoung adults that they are. You want decadence, pillows, and whipped cream. WE KNOW, we want it too! And its precisely why we created this all-pony site.
I know it’s supposed to be funny. They put in way too much effort for this to be purposeful stupidity. But it has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on the internet. And I’ve been to Maddox’s site.
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Speaking of Maddox, did you know he got a book deal? He’s whoring it now at his site. I wouldn’t lie about something like this.
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That’s ridiculous. He doesn’t deserve a book – I do!
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