On the holy day of July 18th in the year of our lord Bruce Campbell 2006 (2006 BC), the full series of "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." will be released on DVD.

Let me read to you from the gospel of Brisco: "Hired by local robber barons, Harvard Law Graduate Brisco County, Jr. searches for the members of the infamous John Bly gang, the same men who killed his father, a famous marshal and western legend. Accompanied by his one-time rival and fellow bounty hunter Lord Bowler, Brisco rides through the West trying to bring his father's killers to justice. Along the way, he encounters mysterious golden orbs with strange abilities and colorful characters who help or hinder his mission as he hunts down the Bly gang one by one."

Join me in praying to the chinned one and his holy sarcasm:

Give me some sugar
Shop S-Mart
Hail to the king, baby
This is my boomstick
Aaaamen.

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