Comments on: Baby talk http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6054 Miss Britt Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:02:44 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6054 Day cares are retarded? Hmm. You know Adam, the best parenting advice and guidebooks and plans are always written by people who don't have kids. Life is what happens when you're making plans. Children are what happens when you think you've got a fucking clue. :martini: Day cares are retarded? Hmm.

You know Adam, the best parenting advice and guidebooks and plans are always written by people who don’t have kids.

Life is what happens when you’re making plans.

Children are what happens when you think you’ve got a fucking clue.

:martini:

]]> By: Angel http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6050 Angel Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:54:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6050 I really think that you would make a wonderful father....no matter what you write. I do, however, agree with some of your guidelines. I really think that you would make a wonderful father….no matter what you write. I do, however, agree with some of your guidelines.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6002 Avitable Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:16:23 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-6002 Holy crap? That's all you have to say about my post about children? You, the great Child-rearing Judgment Hander Downer? Holy crap? That’s all you have to say about my post about children? You, the great Child-rearing Judgment Hander Downer?

]]> By: Amy http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-5980 Amy Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:48:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-5980 Holy crap. (yeah, so I'm randomly posting comments now - but I did read this post.) Holy crap.

(yeah, so I’m randomly posting comments now – but I did read this post.)

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-183 Avitable Mon, 01 May 2006 16:56:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-183 I could understand that daycare might help a child strengthen his immune system, but I think plenty of playtime under parental supervision can have the same effect.<BR/><BR/>My parents did similar things - there were things in life that I took for facts, but later found out to be completely fabricated. Bastards! It's lime Jello for everyone. I could understand that daycare might help a child strengthen his immune system, but I think plenty of playtime under parental supervision can have the same effect.

My parents did similar things – there were things in life that I took for facts, but later found out to be completely fabricated. Bastards! It’s lime Jello for everyone.

]]> By: Grant http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-182 Grant Mon, 01 May 2006 16:51:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-182 I agree with most of that, although I have heard that daycare exposure to other kids helps develop their immune system. I guess getting molested would only help if you're planning to turn them over to the Catholic church later.<BR/><BR/>My mother and sister conspired to teach me the wrong way to pronounce words. I thought I had gotten all of this out of my system until recently when a recipe called for scallions and I didn't reallize they were green onions (my mother insisted they were two completely different plants). Don't forget that the kid will remember that trick, and unless you retire wealthy, the quality of your retirement home will reflect his or her attitude. Be prepared to eat a lot of lime Jell-O during your twilight years. :p I agree with most of that, although I have heard that daycare exposure to other kids helps develop their immune system. I guess getting molested would only help if you’re planning to turn them over to the Catholic church later.

My mother and sister conspired to teach me the wrong way to pronounce words. I thought I had gotten all of this out of my system until recently when a recipe called for scallions and I didn’t reallize they were green onions (my mother insisted they were two completely different plants). Don’t forget that the kid will remember that trick, and unless you retire wealthy, the quality of your retirement home will reflect his or her attitude. Be prepared to eat a lot of lime Jell-O during your twilight years. :p

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-181 Avitable Mon, 01 May 2006 15:56:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-181 Thanks for the visit and comment, Melanie. It's always nice to hear that I amuse someone. Thanks for the visit and comment, Melanie. It’s always nice to hear that I amuse someone.

]]> By: Melanie http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-180 Melanie Mon, 01 May 2006 15:49:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-180 "I will not have children who are the types of kids you hate at the supermarket, in restaurants, and at the movies. If I do, I'm giving them up for adoption or putting them in a bag tied with bricks and dropping them off a dock into the ocean."<BR/><BR/>ROFL!!! LOL!!! I'm dying!<BR/><BR/>I like you more every time I read your blog, you're killing me! <BR/><BR/>Oh, and I went to a private Christian school growing up, and I'm ALL jacked up. But it's all good. :) “I will not have children who are the types of kids you hate at the supermarket, in restaurants, and at the movies. If I do, I’m giving them up for adoption or putting them in a bag tied with bricks and dropping them off a dock into the ocean.”

ROFL!!! LOL!!! I’m dying!

I like you more every time I read your blog, you’re killing me!

Oh, and I went to a private Christian school growing up, and I’m ALL jacked up. But it’s all good. :)

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-179 Avitable Mon, 01 May 2006 14:58:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-179 Not bitter. Just full of hatred for everyone.<BR/><BR/>:) Not bitter. Just full of hatred for everyone.

:)

]]> By: Webmiztris http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-178 Webmiztris Mon, 01 May 2006 14:35:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2006/04/29/baby-talk/#comment-178 you had to vacuum the entire school at age 11? no wonder you're bitter! you had to vacuum the entire school at age 11? no wonder you’re bitter!

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