. . .Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez’s gathered on Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world’s oldest person.
Hernandez, who relatives say spends most of her time dozing and no longer speaks . . .
She’s not dozing most of the time and no longer speaking, you idiots! She’s fucking DEAD!
That is all.
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