In my random, late-night Internet travels, I came across this wonder of a site:
It's some type of strange casket fetish site that you can reach by clicking here.
Navigate to the inner page, and you'll see Casket Babes like the one below:
But, if you're lucky, you'll find the secret surprise that I found. (Hint: Click on the right candle.) If you're too lazy, just click here.
Fucking yikes!
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Holy shit! That's pretty weird.
(You really should warn us before you link to pictures of tubby white men!)
The Grim Face Lift/Pimp My Hearse bit made me laugh.
Comments by Su
My god! Who does that! Who looks at a cofin and goes, you know what? I wanna get nekkid.
Comments by Carolyn
Su: I figured everyone would enjoy the surprise as much as I did, after I went and bleached my eyeballs.
Carolyn: Now we know who.
Comments by Avitable
if th'is catches on it could turn into half-dead, nekkid casket day. erection a plus'
dear jesus. how did you find this shit?
Comments by Miss Ann Thrope
I'm not entirely sure how I found it. The search I was doing seemed normal, but this came up on some of the later pages, and I just had to look!
Comments by Avitable
Where do you FIND this shit for my eyes to behold? Wherever it is…STOP!
Comments by Cat
only you could find a casket fetish site. and who the hell has a fetish for caskets! THAT IS WEIRD.
Comments by The Stiltwalker
You did notice that he photoshopped his penis right?
http://76hearse.fateback.com/DSC00022.JPG
Then
http://76hearse.fateback.com/test.jpg
Proof that size doesn't matter.
Comments by rachel
I did not notice that! It is, however, also proof that men should not shave their balls.
Comments by Avitable
Hm. Apparently all the budget was spent on the caskets and what-not and there was no room left in the budget for someone who was not absolutely hideous to look at.
Why don't good looking people ever do fetish porn?
Comments by Miss Britt