Categorically Uncategorized

I should be a god, too.

KOLKATA – Thousands of people are flocking to an impoverished Indian village in eastern West Bengal state to worship a man they believe possesses divine powers because he climbs up trees in seconds, gobbles up bananas and has a “tail.”

Devotees say 27-year-old villager Chandre Oraon is an incarnation of the Hindu monkey god Hanuman — worshipped by millions as a symbol of physical strength, perseverance and devotion . . .devotees wait for hours to see or touch Oraon’s 13-inch tail, believing that it has healing powers.

First, are they sure that it’s not just Chris Kattan getting away from the paparazzi?

Second, I’m hairy with a protruding brow, I walk on all fours and beat my chest alot. I’m sure there’s a gorilla god out there somewhere that I resemble.

Read archived HaloScan comments

Share the love:
RSS
Follow by Email
Google+
Google+
http://www.avitable.com/2006/06/21/i-should-be-a-god-too/
YouTube
Pinterest
LinkedIn
Instagram
snapchat
whatsapp

4 Replies to “I should be a god, too.”

Leave a Reply