Keywords

And now, another inspiring round of “How people found Avitable”:

1. Lindsay Lohan – this is obvious, what with all the crotch shots of Lindsay Lohan’s bare beaver I’ve been posting.

2. Lohan – ditto

3. Jaimee Foxworth Pictures – one post made a long time ago about Jaimee Foxworth from Family Matters doing porn, and as a result this one consistently shows up in my keywords.

4. Miniature Stallion Bestiality – don’t know where this one is coming from, but I’m okay with it.

5. Lindsey Lohan – if you’re going to look for the naked vagina of your favorite redhead, learn how to spell her name right, numbnuts.

6. Lahan – ditto

7. Jaimee Foxworth – Here she is again.

8. Cosby Bebop Google – you know, retard, you don’t have to type in the search engine you’re using as a keyword if you’re looking for Cosby Bebop.

9. “Jaimee Foxworth” – Sigh. This is boring.

10. “Christa Miller” – From my last blog post about TV, apparently.

11. Jaimee Foxworth movie – ENOUGH YOU CRAZY SICK FUCKERS. WE GET IT. YOU WANT TO WATCH JUDY FROM FAMILY MATTERS TAKE IT IN THE ASS. JESUS!

12. Live Search – I don’t even understand this one.

13. Girls that grab cock – This would make more sense, given my usual subject matter, if it didn’t refer to a post I made about two girls in an accident who were confused for each other.

14. Jaimee Foxworthy photos – Wow. Just wow. I give up.

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