I'm the only large, hairy, gorilla-like, cro-magnon man I know who has 5 separate images of himself on the top page of his blog.

It's not that I'm narcissistic or think I'm attractive. Actually, I think I'm funny looking, and I just like to share that little joke with the world. You can look at these pictures and just think, "Well, at least I don't look like that."

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