I'm preparing my Christmas card list for this year, and if any of you want to be privileged enough to receive one, please leave a comment and I'll email you for your address. I like to make funny cards for the holidays - they typically give my mother grayer hair and make her dread the mail throughout December. Here's the faux newsletter I made last year (click to view the PDF):

And here's the card from the year before:

So don't miss out on this year's holiday greeting from Avitable. It will be the best gift you'll ever receive for the rest of your life. Guaranteed or your money back.

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