The Virgin Mary is a hairy vagina

Don’t believe me?

There is a theory that all of the renderings of Mary Magdalene are actually symbols for female genitalia. The Virgin Mother a vaginal representation? So, to “prove” this theory, what did someone do? They found photos of vaginas that look like paintings of Mary.

And, of course, in my quest to educate each and every one of you about things that you never wanted to know, here are the pictures for your viewing displeasure. Click on each picture of my face for the naughty bits. If I have to tell you that this is NSFW, you’re a retard.









Oh, and sorry about that last one. I wanted to make sure I grossed out everyone, even the hardened veterans.

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2 Responses to The Virgin Mary is a hairy vagina

  1. Miss Britt
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    “There is a theory that all of the renderings of Mary Magdalene are actually symbols for female genitalia. The Virgin Mother a vaginal representation? ”

    Hey dumbass. Mary Magdalne is NOT the same as Mary The Virgin Mother.

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  2. Avitable says:

    I just copied and pasted from their site. Shut up, dogfucker.

    Reply

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