On January 26, 1977, a wondrous creature was borne into this world and has graced the rest of you unwashed masses with his wisdom, humor, and blinding genius.
Yup. I turn 30 in 25 days. You’d better start preparing now.
And stay tuned for a video of me kicking Mr. Fab’s ass via dance-off.
UPDATE: At the urging of a very wise person, I’ve posted my wishlists up here so that you can shower me with gifts. For every gift I receive, I’ll provide the gifter with a provocative photo of yours truly. (I realize that most people would never want that, but maybe if I start a trend, my favorite female bloggers will follow suit!)
For Amazon:
And for Thinkgeek:
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