Welcome to my brand new home, which is actually a very old home. I've owned Avitable.com for over seven years, and I've used it for several purposes. I had a wedding website (which is still available here), a personal website before blogs were popular (which is still available here), and even a site that offered web design to those companies that clearly had no taste and were desperate for someone who knew rudimentary HTML and could design like a drunk chimpanzee.
And while I enjoyed Blogger for its convenience, it was definitely time to make a move. And a smooth move it has been, thanks in no small part to the intelligent, creative and motivated Amy and Joefish. With their significant help, I was able to build my own utopia here on Avitable.com.
Perfection doesn't come cheap, though. I will spend the next six months giving Amy pedicures, back massages, and happy endings anytime that she requests, nay, demands them. My left kidney goes to Joe, who doesn't need it for himself, but for a high-stakes poker game he's hosting with Vietnamese warlords. And somehow I got finagled into donating my testicles to Britt, who apparently doesn't have enough of a pair of her own.
This is my first post on my new blog, so please drop me a line and let me know what you think, even all of you lurkers out there. I'd encourage you to register, as well (using the link in the bottom right) because there will be benefits to being an official subscriber. Don't know what yet, but there will be.
Thanks for visiting! This is the last time I'll be nice to you, so don't get used to it.
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No, Tug... I'm first.
Comments by Joefish
HolyHELL, am I the first?
Comments by Tug
YAY for me!! But, more importantly...or just as important...YAY FOR YOU! I like... so are you going for most self-pics? Looks nice here...very nice.
Comments by Tug
I just wanted the hat trick. I'll go now.
Comments by Tug
Wait... that was an abuse of my authority, wasn't it?
Comments by Joefish
I was really trying to think of a smart-assed comment, & coming up blank. **sigh** I guess if I have to be abused, this is the site for it. hee hee
Comments by Tug
the blue avitables scare me greatly
Comments by bluepaintred
what the holy hell? r cartoon face is my avatar?
i think i just shat my pants
Comments by bluepaintred
tug? JoeFish? Avitable? Someone? Anyone? teach me how to make the cartoon avi go away. Im skeered
Comments by bluepaintred
Blue, I have mine set up through gravatar.com....if I remember right, I've got 2 there - my pic & the daisies. As for what goes where, not one clue. Go to gravatar.com.
Comments by Tug
heh. Sign up for your own unique Gravatar at gravatar.com.
Or not. You look good with a beard.
Comments by Joefish
Well this is spiffy. Congratulations on your new old home!
Comments by Dave2
Looking good! Is there anything more fun than a new template?
Comments by Brandon
Long time lurker, here. Coming out of the woodwork to show my appreciation of the beauty of the new site.
or, something like that.
Comments by Sheila
Still waiting for my fucking password. I would have thought that one of you (Joe, Avi) would have been kind enough to have already had me registered. But fine... don't. Pfft. I don't care anyway. Nyah Nyah.
Am loving the new site... but can't seem to find the swinging dick anywhere. Now, I'm disappointed. :roll:
Comments by Amy
Very nice! I like the new side graphics.
There! Occasional delurking complete.
Comments by Melanie
Love the new side bar. amazing. i see The Guru has set quite a trend here.
Comments by Grouch
This is cool!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Holy crap. I can't believe you finally did it. LOL I guess I have to register. I'm never any good at these things where I have to log in to comment. Usually I get pissed off b/c I can't remember my password so I just skip those posts. Heh.
Comments by Kentucky Girl
Well look at you all snazzy and stuff!!! This is very very very cool. I'm really feeling the blue too.
Mazal Tov. :mrgreen:
Comments by NYC Watchdog
Ahhh....feels like home.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Woo Hoo! You finally did it! The place looks like hell. Perfect! :twisted:
Comments by DeniseTN
Oooh, pretty!! I like the blue.
Comments by DaisyJo
Yeah, yeah, so I was a lurker. But a laughing lurker. Just wanted to say that your new digs look cool. Enjoy 'em.
Comments by Dawn
Joe, look at you, abusing all of your authority.
Tug, you are the real first - congratulations! Clearly, you love me the most.
BPR, at least it wasn't a picture of my balls.
Dave, spiffy? Are you still drunk?
Brandon, double-teamed oral sex from two 18-year old girls.
Sheila, thanks for delurking!
Amy, don't be a Brittard. I sent you your password way back when you were helping with the site.
Melanie, don't be a stranger! Thanks.
Grouch, who is the guru?
Geeky, thanks.
Kentucky Gurl, yeah, but what if I'm giving out free shoes to people who register?
NYCWD, it does feel liberating to make the move. I should have followed your lead sooner.
Mr. Fabulous, I knew you had photos of me all over your house! I knew it!
Denise, hell is where my heart is.
DaisyJo, thanks!
Dawn, a laughing lurker. That sounds dirty. Thanks.
Comments by Avitable
YAY! YOU ADDED THE DRAWINGS!
Comments by Poppy
AND NOW I'M A BEARDED MAN! WOOT!
Comments by Poppy
I love all Faces of Avi on the right. And I'm glad you kept the Hitler image.
Comments by part-time buddha
I like I like. i like the variety of side pics as well. but that doesn't surprise me :roll:
Comments by alspazolam
Very nice sir. very nice indeed.
Comments by Paticus
Congratulations! I love the new page design.
Comments by Amanda
It's about time you joined the real world :razz:
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Poppy, bearded man is okay, but I like bearded clams better!
PTB, thanks. I was wondering if you were even still reading.
Alspazolam, I do make silly faces.
Paticus, thanks.
Amanda, another lurker, eh? Do you have a blog?
Mistress Yoda, yeah, I know.
Comments by Avitable
Oh.
I come out of lurking, win a picture of your balls and you don't move the comments? I'm sad. :eek:
Congrats on the new home. Updating bookmarks now.
Comments by Mike
Love it! Much more 'you'.
Comments by J.
It looks fucking awesome!!!!!!!! Congrats for finally doing it.
Damn, now I'm gonna have to update my link to you... always making me work :razz:
And hey Dawn! I didn't know you lurked here! ;)
Comments by stephanie
You eat clams? That surprises me.
Comments by Poppy
Mike, The comments are linked at the bottom of each post. We couldn't import the comments, unfortunately.
J, you mean much more egotistical?
Steph, so sorry for putting you out.
Poppy, only the bearded kind.
Comments by Avitable
boo-YA! I was your first RSS feed subscriber according to Bloglines. Go me!! What do I win?
Comments by Webmiztris
I love the side pictures. Some kinda freak me the fuck out. You are a ghost. A shocking one.
Comments by themuttprincess
Hey, dude, this totally doesn't suck. I am now covetous and want my own squeaky new place.
AND I vow to use emoticons ALL THE TIME, even when I don't need to, which is ALL THE TIME. AND AT RANDOM. :twisted:
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Since it bears repeating... love the new site and you owe Joe and Amy tons.
and those testicles? I will take them ASAfuckingP please. I happen to know someone who could use a fucking pair.
hearts and kitties and kisses and stuff!!!
Comments by Miss Britt
excellent
Comments by liquid
Dawn, ummm.... want a picture of my balls?
TMP, I am a ninja ghost!
Tracy, yes, smileys are cool.
Britt, but if you take them, then I won't have any! And you need me to have some.
Liquid, yessssss. :)
Comments by Avitable
Uh, what, the FUCK with me no having a gravatar????
Comments by Miss Britt
That's all right, I was quick enough to grab your balls and put them on my website. :mrgreen:
Comments by Mike
Steph — I got here through his comments on your blog, actually. :smile:
(A — sorry for chatting with Steph in your comments. Girl time is all the time.)
Comments by Dawn
that side bar is making my boobs twitch.
Comments by stiltwalker
I can't help but notice that your blog is still mostly about you. When are you going to talk about me?
Comments by Mist 1
Britt, I'm sure it will work soon.
Mike, now they'll be yours for posterity.
Dawn, it's okay. Britt tramples all over me constantly.
Stiltwalker, in a good way?
Mist 1, I dream about you. Does that count?
Comments by Avitable
Even your comment page rules! Geez louise!
Comments by Jordie
Twitching boobs & bearded clams. You ARE loved!
I need to turn off my pop-up notifications before corporate gets here to use my computer...Tact is for pussies keeps popping up - hee.
Comments by Tug
LMFAO Tug! I was just thinking I was so happy I was working from home today because of all these notifications every two seconds saying Tact is for Pussies!
Avi - how's it feel to be so very loved? :)
Comments by stephanie
Joefish is a darling and it looks wonderful :wink:
Comments by Jean
Well, well. Aren't you just the most handsomest site on the interweb. Welcome home Avi! :grin:
Comments by Dragon
Ha Ha... figured it out, look at me, all logged in. :oops: Everyone has their brittard moment, ya know.
Comments by Amy
Jordie, everything I do rules. You should know that by now.
Tug, is that what your email says when you get a notification? Mine just says "Avitable".
Steph, it's about time everybody noticed how awesome I am!
Jean, and he's a tiger in the sack!
Dragon, thanks.
Amy, guess you're not such a blonde after all!
Comments by Avitable
love it! the look, everything. and there you are, in the shorts. that is perfection, as you well know.
Comments by Crys!
how do i get an avatar though. i need an avatar. need need need want want want me me me
Comments by Crys!
wait, if i comment a few more times do i get to be top commenter or what
Comments by Crys!
testing theory...
Comments by Crys!
wordpress is trying to ding me, the bastards...
Comments by Crys!
i think if i comment one more time i beat this person named tug, which has for whatever reason become my primary goal in life, mainly because i have no other goals in my life...
Comments by Crys!
would it kill you to have one of these sidebar shots of you be from the dancing video or what
Comments by Crys!
I WIN THE INNERNETS!
Comments by Crys!
Crystal, you win! And you should go to http://www.gravatar.com (when it works) and set up a gravatar that will show up anytime you post with the same email address. Since you win, would you like a picture of my balls? That's the prize.
Comments by Avitable
fucking gravatar!!@$ >__
Comments by liquid
Yep. I've got MSN, so I'm notified when a new e-mail comes through. It says I've received a new e-mail from Avitable: Tact is for Pussies.
Comments by Tug
Gravatar was only down for what...2, 3 months? That's not bad. :shock:
Comments by Tug
And Crys, you can win, that's OK. I got a hat trick on day 1 AND I was #69 commenter. My life is now complete. :lol:
Comments by Tug
Hey Avi! I think the new place ROCKS beyond belief!
Comments by DutchBitch
I like this place. I like the blue Avitables. My only complaint is...well, I have nothing to complain about.
Comments by Lynda
your balls? yes plz...need you ask?
Comments by Crys!
Oh, and I signed up for Gravatar and put my picture up there and it never has worked. So, I guess I will have to be a cartoon male until the end of time.
Comments by Lynda
i'm kind of bitter though that Tug was commenter #69 at any time before me. because now i have to beat Tug every time from now until eternity—because a bitch has got to have goals!
Comments by Crys!
:mrgreen: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :twisted:
Comments by Tug
haha, gravatar ain't working. it sucks your balls.
Comments by Crys!
fuck you both fuck you both fuck you both
Comments by Miss Britt
comment
Comments by Crys!
Liquid, I'll call them just for you.
Tug and Crys, I love you both. No matter who's the top!
DB, thanks.
Lynda, you have to use the same email address as you used with Gravatar. Maybe you should try again.
Britt, you're still my favorite blogwhore!
Comments by Avitable
I'm usually happy no matter who's on top too. No offense to Crys at ALL, but it's never been with a girl. Give it to me Crys..... :wink:
Comments by Tug
I should reset my top commenters list so I can watch people fight.
Comments by Joefish
Joe, I know. It's an interesting experiment. I didn't even think anyone would notice that Top Commenters part!
Comments by Avitable
Guys...Girls notice shiny new stuff. And we like to be on top.
Comments by Tug
Love it!
Avi, it fits you to a t. :lol:
Comments by Laci
internet gladiator games and i am Maximus
Comments by Crys!
Love the blue Avi's. Blue is my favorite color you know.
You're fucking awesome.
And, by the way, I'll update my links if you update yours. :mrgreen:
Comments by Heather
Lovin the new digs — the young blue Avitable on the right is strangely hypnotic. I'm just gonna look away now.
And forever.
Comments by Schadenfreude
Delurking to say that I like your site. It scares me - but in a fun way like being on a ride at a theme park.
Comments by Jacki
Laci, fits me to a XXXXL Tee, maybe.
Crys, you're better than Maximus.
Heather, already done. I changed it a while ago.
Schad, it's okay to touch yourself in your special place.
Jacki, thanks. I like being something that people want to ride.
Comments by Avitable
Cool! Congrats on new digs. I love blue boy. Thinking naughty, naughty things.....
LOL
Comments by Marti
You are such a comment whore.
Comments by Poppy