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Avitopia has arrived

Welcome to my brand new home, which is actually a very old home. I’ve owned for over seven years, and I’ve used it for several purposes. I had a wedding website (which is still available here), a personal website before blogs were popular (which is still available here), and even a site that offered web design to those companies that clearly had no taste and were desperate for someone who knew rudimentary HTML and could design like a drunk chimpanzee.

And while I enjoyed Blogger for its convenience, it was definitely time to make a move. And a smooth move it has been, thanks in no small part to the intelligent, creative and motivated Amy and Joefish. With their significant help, I was able to build my own utopia here on

Perfection doesn’t come cheap, though. I will spend the next six months giving Amy pedicures, back massages, and happy endings anytime that she requests, nay, demands them. My left kidney goes to Joe, who doesn’t need it for himself, but for a high-stakes poker game he’s hosting with Vietnamese warlords. And somehow I got finagled into donating my testicles to Britt, who apparently doesn’t have enough of a pair of her own.

This is my first post on my new blog, so please drop me a line and let me know what you think, even all of you lurkers out there. I’d encourage you to register, as well (using the link in the bottom right) because there will be benefits to being an official subscriber. Don’t know what yet, but there will be.

Thanks for visiting! This is the last time I’ll be nice to you, so don’t get used to it.

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111 Replies to “Avitopia has arrived”

  1. Amy

    Still waiting for my fucking password. I would have thought that one of you (Joe, Avi) would have been kind enough to have already had me registered. But fine… don’t. Pfft. I don’t care anyway. Nyah Nyah.

    Am loving the new site… but can’t seem to find the swinging dick anywhere. Now, I’m disappointed. šŸ™„

  2. Kentucky Girl

    Holy crap. I can’t believe you finally did it. LOL I guess I have to register. I’m never any good at these things where I have to log in to comment. Usually I get pissed off b/c I can’t remember my password so I just skip those posts. Heh.

  3. Avitable

    Joe, look at you, abusing all of your authority.

    Tug, you are the real first – congratulations! Clearly, you love me the most.

    BPR, at least it wasn’t a picture of my balls.

    Dave, spiffy? Are you still drunk?

    Brandon, double-teamed oral sex from two 18-year old girls.

    Sheila, thanks for delurking!

    Amy, don’t be a Brittard. I sent you your password way back when you were helping with the site.

    Melanie, don’t be a stranger! Thanks.

    Grouch, who is the guru?

    Geeky, thanks.

    Kentucky Gurl, yeah, but what if I’m giving out free shoes to people who register?

    NYCWD, it does feel liberating to make the move. I should have followed your lead sooner.

    Mr. Fabulous, I knew you had photos of me all over your house! I knew it!

    Denise, hell is where my heart is.

    DaisyJo, thanks!

    Dawn, a laughing lurker. That sounds dirty. Thanks.

  4. Avitable

    Poppy, bearded man is okay, but I like bearded clams better!

    PTB, thanks. I was wondering if you were even still reading.

    Alspazolam, I do make silly faces.

    Paticus, thanks.

    Amanda, another lurker, eh? Do you have a blog?

    Mistress Yoda, yeah, I know.

  5. stephanie

    It looks fucking awesome!!!!!!!! Congrats for finally doing it.

    Damn, now I’m gonna have to update my link to you… always making me work šŸ˜›

    And hey Dawn! I didn’t know you lurked here! šŸ˜‰

  6. Avitable

    Mike, The comments are linked at the bottom of each post. We couldn’t import the comments, unfortunately.

    J, you mean much more egotistical?

    Steph, so sorry for putting you out. šŸ˜›

    Poppy, only the bearded kind.

  7. Miss Britt

    Since it bears repeating… love the new site and you owe Joe and Amy tons.

    and those testicles? I will take them ASAfuckingP please. I happen to know someone who could use a fucking pair.

    hearts and kitties and kisses and stuff!!!

  8. Avitable

    Dawn, ummm…. want a picture of my balls?

    TMP, I am a ninja ghost!

    Tracy, yes, smileys are cool.

    Britt, but if you take them, then I won’t have any! And you need me to have some.

    Liquid, yessssss. šŸ™‚

  9. Avitable

    Britt, I’m sure it will work soon.

    Mike, now they’ll be yours for posterity.

    Dawn, it’s okay. Britt tramples all over me constantly.

    Stiltwalker, in a good way?

    Mist 1, I dream about you. Does that count?

  10. stephanie

    LMFAO Tug! I was just thinking I was so happy I was working from home today because of all these notifications every two seconds saying Tact is for Pussies!

    Avi – how’s it feel to be so very loved? šŸ™‚

  11. Avitable

    Jordie, everything I do rules. You should know that by now.

    Tug, is that what your email says when you get a notification? Mine just says “Avitable”.

    Steph, it’s about time everybody noticed how awesome I am!

    Jean, and he’s a tiger in the sack!

    Dragon, thanks.

    Amy, guess you’re not such a blonde after all!

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    Liquid, I’ll call them just for you.

    Tug and Crys, I love you both. No matter who’s the top!

    DB, thanks.

    Lynda, you have to use the same email address as you used with Gravatar. Maybe you should try again.

    Britt, you’re still my favorite blogwhore!

  13. Avitable

    Laci, fits me to a XXXXL Tee, maybe.

    Crys, you’re better than Maximus.

    Heather, already done. I changed it a while ago.

    Schad, it’s okay to touch yourself in your special place.

    Jacki, thanks. I like being something that people want to ride.

  14. Avitable

    Marti, my blog is designed to make people think naughty things, so I’m glad it’s working.

    Poppy, oh yeah? How about this!

    Only 7 more comments until 100! Let’s make my first post on my new blog reach 100! C’mon people, get moving.

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