I have a great prank for April Fool's Day. But it has to play out on its own time. So I'll use my post today to give you a few limericks to enjoy.
There was a gorilla, Avitable;
He found his hair quite irritable;
So off it was shaved;
And in a bag it was saved;
And donated for a deduction (charitable).
Last month, there was this girl I was fingering;
When a loud bell just began ringering;
She finished her job,
And wiped off my knob,
And ran to 9th grade English without lingering.
I once knew a man with nice tits,
He had breasts and kept his wits?
I asked him how?
He said "Now,"
"Not every woman is like Britt!"
Happy April 1st, everyone!
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Limericks too?!? You are so totally a Renaissance man.
Comments by Dave2
Photoshop.
Drawings.
Wordsmithing.
Your artistic talent knows no bounds.
Comments by NYC Watchdog
uhm. it was great knowing you. cus you are a dead man as soon as britt logs on!
but still. that was fucking awesome!
Comments by bluepaintred
You're so...so...poetic?
Why is your penis always flaccid in those pictures? Hmmm?
Comments by DeniseTN
And you give ME shit for not doing anything for April Fools?
Nice limericks though!
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Dave, I can burp in tune, too.
NYCWD, see above.
BPR, I'm saying goodbye to all my friends and family now.
Denise, because if it was erect, it would fill the whole page!
Mr. Fab, I did something for April Fool's!
Comments by Avitable
Avitable you crazy gorilla! Haha that second limericks really funny lol! Happy April Fools! :lmfao:
Comments by Miss Misery
Avi, I think you need to make your joke more obvious. :) Make Britt bold, or just write out: (click here, [insulting word]s)
Comments by Poppy
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Comments by A limerick on April 1
you are such a giver. even today, you think of us. cheers!
Comments by Crys!
Ringering?
I had ringering around the collar once. Then, I started using Shout.
Comments by Mist 1
really? seriously?
a smarter man would have lef a public APOLOGY here.
Do you forget I have plane tickets and your fucking ADDRESS?
Dude. SEriously. You underestimate my scariness.
Comments by Miss Britt
OMG you are a an X-Rated version of Shel Silverstein!!! :lmfao:
Comments by Amy
OMG!!! Miss Britt is gonna hunt you down and shoot you!!!
Comments by stephanie
Miss Misery, Happy April Fool's! Sorry about writing about you in that limerick. :sex012:
Poppy, I'll just tell everyone to go over to Britt's!
Crys, I know. I am a beneficial god.
Mist, does that remove semen stains?
Britt, you're a cute little blonde. What's scary? :tongue:
Amy, is he the guy who directed Jaws?
Steph, she'll be here in two weeks, so she won't have to hunt me down. I'm a dead man typing.
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, yeah, keep talking.
You gotta sleep some time...
Comments by Miss Britt
so much love in the room
Comments by Crys!
Love? I thought it was more like jailhouse lust...
Comments by NYC Watchdog
Britt, not if I know what's good for me, I won't be sleeping.
Crys, it's like Woodstock 07.
NYCWD, yeah, that too. I'm Bubba. Everyone else is the bitch.
Comments by Avitable
There once was a guy near Orlando
Who thought he was handsome like Brando
but ten year old tail
will land you in jail
as soon as they read your Mirand...o
Comments by RW
RW, clever beetle!!! You should win a prize for that!!
Comments by Poppy
Agreed!!! Prize Prize Prize Prize!!!
Comments by stephanie
I know I can get a good dose of
:sex001: from you ever day.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
RW,
That was brilliant.
Poppy and Steph, he gets my undying respect. For a man of his advanced age, that's the best thing he could get! That or Metamucil.
Mistress Yoda, I know what I'm good for and I try to deliver.
Comments by Avitable
Woah. I've seen you at Dave2's often but clicked through from DWP...anyway, awesome limericks! I'm already hooked.
Comments by Hilly
You're so talented. But...Do you read the limericks while wearing the pink fairy dress holding your spermbag? That's what I want to see. :sex012:
Comments by Heather
What don't you do?! A man of many talents... Your limerick was very enlightening... although I hope you don't live near any high schools... ; )
Comments by cat
Hilly, thanks! Any friend of Dave's and Brandon's . . .
Heather, I only masturbate when wearing the pink fairy dress - it's special.
Cat, so I shouldn't teach Modern Sexuality to the seniors of the local all-girls Catholic School?
Comments by Avitable
I am not Britt or British.
so I am not pleased with the post.
Scoff.
Comments by Jordie
Comments by Bethie
Jordie, sorry - no tits and wits.
Bethie, your favorite activity?
Comments by Avitable
Mmmm.... probably not. : )
Comments by cat