So I’m changing over to pimping. While there are many hos that I have who could use some pimping, I have to make the special effort for my special ho – the crème de la crème – the one that all the boys ask for by name. This ho has all of the boys itching to spend their money and then sends them away just itching.
These men see her ads in the back of reputable publications and line up around the block to get a chance to ride the rollercoaster (Must be 7″ long to ride). Black, white, yellow, red, and brown, one by one, they enter, and, 30 seconds later, they leave. Some with smiles, some in tears (of joy), but all in love. All of them willing to fork over their hard-earned cash for another pass at that ass.
Just a sample picture of my #1 ho after an evening out
with the Los Angeles Lakers. Ignore the schmear. I’ve
protected her identity to keep any other pimps from stealing her
and offering her more than the 3% cut she gets:
(Yes, I know my photo is not a pimp photo. My camera didn’t have the proper purple hat with feather. Just use your fuckin’ imagination, okay? Thanks to my special ho for the post idea.)