Updated: Adam has his prostate stimulated to generate semen:
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Pamela the Luscious Love Doll
Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Isn’t that how you make oatmeal?
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What’s that in your left hand?
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sounds like fun! enjoy
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RW, yeah, how did you know? Are you the guy from the Quaker Oats box?
Joefish, a bacon cheeseburger. Duh!
Gemini, I will enjoy her very much, thank you. :sex011:
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Your airplane looks very phallic. What would Freud say?
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Genius, *giggle*
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You are definitely strange, but I think I like it.
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Oh my god so that is what a prostate exam is like! thank you for opening my eyes to it all…
And I thought it was more like :sex011:
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Hahaha. He totally fisted that elephant. You need a fisting smiley.
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See, here’s a veteran of Avitable’s blog for you… I read the last few comments and then I know this video is not for me. Easy!
But to answer your denegration, Adam, as a matter of fact (and well you know it) I AM a Quaker, but we don’t wear those hats anymore and are allowed to say piss, shit, fuck, goddam, and Jesus Christ! now.
Still, remember, nothing is better for thee than me.
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I think that elephant got some jizz in my eye… :bukkake:
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That is absolutely disgusting. Ew. :puke:
Are her boobies really THAT big?
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*not looking at video*
Come on, we want live video of you and Britt!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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1) Where the fuck is my autographed picture?
2) At least this video is scientifically approved.
3) I agree with Annie… we need a live video of you and Britt… maybe a Dancing Avitable re-make or you can re-enact that song… you know… When Doves Cry… and make it When Avitables Cry. Of course… if I had Britt at my house… I’d be working on YouPorn videos… but that’s just me.
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That’s not what you were wearing last night… Or ever.
While your art skills are unmatched, you need to pay more attention to the clothing in your art. No collar = not accurate!
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That is one happy elephant. 5 times a day, eh? Dirty, dirty zookeeper and his assistant ho’s.
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Heather, luckily, he’s dead.
Poppy, damn straight!
Donna, I’m the normal one. Everyone else is fucked up.
Gemini, either way works. I’m open.
Heather, brilliant idea!
RW, but can you make me oatmeal?
Poppy, that’s why you wear safety goggles.
Denise, yes.
Annie, just imagine a gorilla humping a cute lil’ bunny.
NYCWD, I’m working on the autographed pictures. I’m sure we can get some video of Britt soon. Just wait until the hidden shower cam gets uploaded.
Clown, collars are too hard to draw. I’m not Bob Ross.
Dragon, he sounded happy towards the end!
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Sooo…. looks like you two had a fabulous first date. But really, FIVE TIMES A DAY?! :thumbsup:
And what the hell are you eating that allows you to produce 16 ounces of goo at a time? damn… :tongue1:
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Which one is you and which one is Britt?
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Twitter: hismuse
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I hope you had fun!
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Avi, you wouldn’t want oatmeal… it’s a VEGETABLE. Cheee… even I know that!
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I stopped the video at the words “elephant condom”. It’s too early. Maybe later…
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Kelly, lots of protein, with Ben Gay spread on my balls.
Mist, I think we were separated at birth.
Mistress Yoda, yeah, me too.
RW, oh, well, fuck that!
Fab, definitely worth watching later. :boobs1:
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Twitter: Blogography
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Did Britt at least wait until she disembarked from the plane before whipping her top off?
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Dave, she was topless as soon as I met her. I did the motorboat.
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I think my dear husband is scarred for life after watching that! lmao…you are the fisting king!
Angel
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is there supposed to be video? DAMN! I CANNA SEE!
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Beautiful drawing.
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Angel, “Let them eat fist” is what I always say.
Crystal, no? All you have to do is refresh the page and I’m sure it will work.
TMP, thanks!
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Things Bossy Has In Common With An Elephant: When Bossy’s husband flicks his penis it knocks Bossy off her feet.
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Bossy, so you fist his ass, too?
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