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Saturday, April 14, 2007 @ 9:39 am
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tagged avitable, britt, miss britt, my art, video
Isn't that how you make oatmeal?
Comments by RW
What's that in your left hand?
Comments by Joefish
sounds like fun! enjoy
Comments by gemini
RW, yeah, how did you know? Are you the guy from the Quaker Oats box?
Joefish, a bacon cheeseburger. Duh!
Gemini, I will enjoy her very much, thank you.
Comments by Avitable
Your airplane looks very phallic. What would Freud say?
Comments by heather
Genius, *giggle*
Comments by Poppy
You are definitely strange, but I think I like it.
Comments by Donna
Oh my god so that is what a prostate exam is like! thank you for opening my eyes to it all...
And I thought it was more like
Comments by gemini
Hahaha. He totally fisted that elephant. You need a fisting smiley.
Comments by heather
See, here's a veteran of Avitable's blog for you... I read the last few comments and then I know this video is not for me. Easy!
But to answer your denegration, Adam, as a matter of fact (and well you know it) I AM a Quaker, but we don't wear those hats anymore and are allowed to say piss, shit, fuck, goddam, and Jesus Christ! now.
Still, remember, nothing is better for thee than me.
Comments by RW
I think that elephant got some jizz in my eye...
Comments by Poppy
That is absolutely disgusting. Ew.
Are her boobies really THAT big?
Comments by DeniseTN
*not looking at video*
Come on, we want live video of you and Britt!
Comments by annie
1) Where the fuck is my autographed picture?
2) At least this video is scientifically approved.
3) I agree with Annie... we need a live video of you and Britt... maybe a Dancing Avitable re-make or you can re-enact that song... you know... When Doves Cry... and make it When Avitables Cry. Of course... if I had Britt at my house... I'd be working on YouPorn videos... but that's just me.
Comments by NYC Watchdog
That's not what you were wearing last night... Or ever.
While your art skills are unmatched, you need to pay more attention to the clothing in your art. No collar = not accurate!
Comments by Clown
That is one happy elephant. 5 times a day, eh? Dirty, dirty zookeeper and his assistant ho's.
Comments by Dragon
Heather, luckily, he's dead.
Poppy, damn straight!
Donna, I'm the normal one. Everyone else is fucked up.
Gemini, either way works. I'm open.
Heather, brilliant idea!
RW, but can you make me oatmeal?
Poppy, that's why you wear safety goggles.
Denise, yes.
Annie, just imagine a gorilla humping a cute lil' bunny.
NYCWD, I'm working on the autographed pictures. I'm sure we can get some video of Britt soon. Just wait until the hidden shower cam gets uploaded.
Clown, collars are too hard to draw. I'm not Bob Ross.
Dragon, he sounded happy towards the end!
Comments by Avitable
Sooo.... looks like you two had a fabulous first date. But really, FIVE TIMES A DAY?!
And what the hell are you eating that allows you to produce 16 ounces of goo at a time? damn...
Comments by Kely
Which one is you and which one is Britt?
Comments by Mist 1
I hope you had fun!
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Avi, you wouldn't want oatmeal... it's a VEGETABLE. Cheee... even I know that!
Comments by RW
I stopped the video at the words "elephant condom". It's too early. Maybe later...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Kelly, lots of protein, with Ben Gay spread on my balls.
Mist, I think we were separated at birth.
Mistress Yoda, yeah, me too.
RW, oh, well, fuck that!
Fab, definitely worth watching later.
Comments by Avitable
Did Britt at least wait until she disembarked from the plane before whipping her top off?
Comments by Dave2
Dave, she was topless as soon as I met her. I did the motorboat.
Comments by Avitable
I think my dear husband is scarred for life after watching that! lmao...you are the fisting king!
Angel
Comments by Angel
is there supposed to be video? DAMN! I CANNA SEE!
Comments by Crys!
Beautiful drawing.
Comments by themuttprincess
Angel, "Let them eat fist" is what I always say.
Crystal, no? All you have to do is refresh the page and I'm sure it will work.
TMP, thanks!
Comments by Avitable
Things Bossy Has In Common With An Elephant: When Bossy's husband flicks his penis it knocks Bossy off her feet.
Comments by BOSSY
Bossy, so you fist his ass, too?
Comments by Avitable