I’ve been enjoying the new Avril Lavigne CD, on autoplay. I’ve been singing along, dancing, bopping, bouncing, grooving, shaking, swaying, and rocking.
In other news that also show how comfortable I am with my own masculinity, I’m very excited about the new scents I just bought. Thanks to Amy, I was alerted to an awesome online sale at Bath and Body Works. I bought several of the concentrated room sprays, including “Fresh Baked Cookie”, “Warm Apple Pie”, “Brown Sugar & Fig”, “Spiced Cider”, and “Cinnamon Vanilla”. The box arrived last weekend, while Britt was still here. When I opened the box I was so excited! I ran from room to room, spraying these awesome scents and exclaiming “It smells soooo goood!” while giggling. Upon my manly return to my office, Britt looked at me and said “Could you be any gayer?” I chose to ignore her and skipped back out to go smell the rooms again.
I also helped Britt pick out a pair of shoes.
And now, I’m going to go watch some type of sporting event while I drink some type of beer-like beverage, belch loudly, and scratch my balls. Woof!
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That sale was sooooo good!!!!! And cinamon vanilla – YUM!!!! I think Britt might be a tad insecure, she may be worried you have better taste!
I consider you the first heterosexual gay male friend I’ve ever had.
Oh, and sport-like event – it probably doesn’t include the trailer to the new Will Ferrel skating movie.
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I was with you until you got to the sporting event stuff. That’s where I knew you’d lost it…
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WOO HOO!!! I finally commented FIRST!!!
:woohoo:
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WOW that just made me look SOOOOOO lame.
:jerkoff2:
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and now you should assume that I am just trying to catch up with Miss Britt’s comment count.
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Only 10 more to go and she and I are TIED!
:boobs3:
(ok, this is my last one, I promise. No more comment hijacking. At least not while shooting tequila)
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There is NO way you are watching a sporting event.
I wonder if that sale is still going on…
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A friend of mine is the gayest straight man I know, but this confirmed that YOU are the straightest gay man I read.
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Gay straight men are awesome! But they must watch football. and baseball sometimes.
I downloaded “girlfriend”…what’s another recommendation off of that CD? I’m new to the Avril scene. :boobs4:
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Twitter: Blogography
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Either you are caught up in some cloning experiment gone awry there, or you were too lazy to draw everybody in the audience, and took a shortcut!
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mmmm…………Avril Lavigne………so delicious
Speaking of smelling nicely, I was just given a bottle of Tommy Hilfiger cologne yesterday by the little woman. Apparently she didn’t like my Nautica.
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Twitter: missbritt
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a) You are soo lying about the sporting event thing. You wouldn’t even recognize a sporting event if you flipped by one on your TV.
b) Writing it here just does NOT do justice to the skipping. Or the twittering. Or the honest to goodness SQUEELING.
I think it’s time for another video.
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Amy, I was trying to come up with manly things to offset the less-than-manly things. I’m sure any sport-type event would count, even women’s billiards.
RW, I love those sports things where people compete for some type of a tournament.
Amy, I’m not replying to each of your lame comments. Maybe you’ve had enough tequila.
Pablo, it is an honor to be considered as such.
Tug, no thanks. Sports are horrible. I’d say that the whole CD is worth downloading. It’s all magical.
Dave, why you gotta ruin my artwork with talks of shortcuts? I hand-drew each and every one of those girls and they just all happened to look identical.
WeaponM, maybe she just wanted to get the smell of Wallyworld off of you.
Britt, a sport-type event would just look like gay porn, except they had their clothes on, right? It was skipping and twittering for a good cause. I had cool smells!
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Avril is not singing to you until you receive the explicit version of her album. Before then she’s singing to a six year old. (Who buys the clean version of her album?! Oh, YOU DO.
)
And, wait, you drank AGAIN? Jesus, you’re turning into an ALKIE with all those little sips you keep taking! When Britt moves down you’re going to be drunk every day!
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Fab, for some reason your comment got eaten by my spam filter – this is the second time in a row it’s done that! And you’re right. I get hives if I even flip by a channel showing sports.
Poppy, got it yesterday! And I said a beer-like substance, which might mean Diet Coke.
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Uh, are you holding a damn lighter? Dork.
Damn it, Britt! Why didn’t you capture his “gayness” on video?! I would have paid to see that!
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Wow, that’s a really guy-ish way to spend your Sunday… Mind if I join ya? Got some spare balls for me?
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Dutchbitch – Avi has no balls. He lost them to Britt when a round of poker took a turn for the worst.
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Denise, my gayness is all in Britt’s head. I was being very manly as I sprayed those awesome sprays all over the house.
DB, I’d get you some balls, but I just did my nails and have to let the polish dry first.
Amy, Britt wishes she could beat me in poker!
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I didn’t say she “beat” you – I just said it took a turn for the worst. :sex014:
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I am laughing my ass off. Room Sprays? Really? Are you sure it isn’t some sly way to get your wife to sleep with you? Set the mood or something?
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Well don’t let it get around, but I like water scents myself…
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Amy, ah yes. Well you have me there.
TMP, oh, I’m sure. The room sprays are alllll for me.
RW, don’t you mean water sports?
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Twitter: hismuse
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You are so gay but not as gay as Mr. Yoda…in a very masculine way.
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Look, you Sissy! I just polished my nails too. Fingers and toes… And I can still do anything and everything! Get me the balls or else! :pissed:
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Do you think Amy knows of your flaming homosexuality?
Or has she chosen to ignore it all these years…
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Personally, I prefer the bath and body works Creamy Coconut. It’s the best.
And I’m with Britt. You’re totally lying about the sporting event thing because dude, you didn’t even know who my Buckeyes were. Unless, of course, you were watching the naked womens oil wrestling you mentioned before.
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Naked womens oil wrestling?
What channel is that on?
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Mistress Yoda, as long as it’s in a masculine way.
DB, I’m very careful about my nails!
Jordie, it’s all very manly, thanks.
Heather, you caught me!
WeaponM, the channel in my head.
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The channel in your head? What else happens on the channel in your head?
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your drawing is ridiculous.
as if there’d be that many people at an Avril Lavigne concert…
:loser:
LOL LOL LOL
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Heather, redhead porn.
Dawn, oh aren’t you funny?
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Twitter: hismuse
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A few boners and a lot of jelly bracelets.
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Add a little Vaseline and you’ve got a fun party!
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Something about that Avril chick really annoys me for some reason.
Oh but I’m totally down with you embracing the softer side of your manliness Avi! Nothing wrong with that! Enjoying soothing scents doesn’t make you a wussy boy.
Giggling gleefully while you enjoy them is borderline though….
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No! I mean like Sea Breeze and Ocean Mist and Dead Scallops and shit like that. I love that stuff!
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Twitter: hismuse
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What do you think I did last night?
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Mistress, I don’t think anyone who’s black is allowed to like Avril. It’s in the rule book.
RW, I love the smell of dead scallops!
Mistress Yoda, awesome!
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Twitter: missbritt
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What’s funny is that everyone assumes this girly shit is part of a “side” of you.
There is no SIDE. The manliest thing about you is your insistance that you don’t know how to do laundry or washes dishes (when we BOTH know you’re smart enough to figure it out!)
I blame myself, really. I should let you have more visitation time with the balls.
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Just because I cry after sex and need to share the details of every moment of my life with my friends doesn’t mean I’m not manly!
:crying:
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Twitter: missbritt
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Sure it does. In fact, that’s exactly what it means.
But don’t fret. You are one of my very bestest girlfriends. :heartbeat:
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it’s OK, avi. I forgive you for your shortcomings.
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Redhead porn? How fun!
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But, what were the shoes like?
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Britt, that’s so sweet. Will you braid my hair?
Dawn, gee, thanks.
Heather, yeah, I know!
Mist, they were fabulous.
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Oh my gawd. Now All I can picture is Avi prancing around giggling like a girl. Sort of like a scene from the Simpsons.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Ok, I’m lost. I wasn’t talking about Avril and I’m not black :dunce:
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Donna, well, Homer is my role model.
Mistress Yoda, read up about two comments from yours. You’re Mistress Yoda. She’s Mistress or The Mistress. :dunce:
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Twitter: missbritt
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Your hair isn’t log enough to braid. Remember, we checked? :boobs2:
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I’m not talking about braiding my ball hair!
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Twitter: hismuse
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Oh shit, damn. Oops.
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‘squee’ is the sound of mental retardation.
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Ahaha!
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