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How do people find Avitable?

I’m tired and don’t have any good posts left in me. I thought I had a post stuck inside, but I can’t find it, so I’ll just have to be lazy.

Here are the most recent keywords that people used to find this site:

  • sex milk shake
  • “stranger than fiction” blogography
  • naked jap
  • bukkake interview
  • pre teen hairless vagina
  • avitable
  • Vulcan Penis
  • stephanie britt naked
  • “Pork, Beef, or Chicken” sex
  • tell + prank + jog
  • jewish american princess video
  • Anthony Avitable
  • shit mistress
  • wife wearing panties
  • pussies
  • how can i tell if my wife is being managed by a pimp
  • avril lavigne +avi
  • my wife strapped on a dildo and penetrated my ass
  • donkey porn
  • how to shave your penis video
  • how to sell your wife into white slavery

I’m seeing a theme here. Maybe I should start moving towards a wholesome family blog where I give tips on building things and raising puppies.

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70 Replies to “How do people find Avitable?”

  1. Avitable

    Dave, I knew it! Someday I hope you can find your shit mistress.

    BPR, I don’t know. I’m not the one who searched it. Maybe they just meant the area around it.

    KG, what do you mean?

    Hilly, it’s like keyword blind date!

    Mr. Fabulous, I don’t even know how the riff-raff live without one.

    Denise, yeah, I’m not seeing enough search phrases with “ejaculation”, “anal sex”, or “dirty sanchez”, so I’d better get writing.

    RW, those are called GILFs.

  2. Avitable

    Poppy, could you ever see me making it wholesome?

    Mistress Yoda, I did see “bagel dick” as a search result. That was you.

    Britt, someday. Some. Day.

    RW, even if the “F” stands for “Fondle”?

    Mist, my wife is a vegetarian.

    BPR, buy a book! Our dog is perfect and we found some good puppy raising books.

    TMP, I knew it!

    Tracy, wow, that’s a good one!

  3. Avitable

    Mistress Yoda, your bagel porn fetish is widely known. Might as well accept it.

    Poppy, sigh. That fisting post has had long-lasting repercussions, eh?

    DB, yeah. Who’s going to actually search for me? Wouldn’t they already know my URL?

    NYCWD, that was only the last few searches from the last day.

    Amy, blame me? You’re just as twisted and perverted.

    Clown, yeah, I wonder if I should tell her about those.

  4. Miss Britt

    OMG you two!! lol Amy (adam’s Amy, not AmyD) is so totally going to hunt you both down and kill you when she reads these! LOL


    Although, she is all about peace and love and not eating/harming/killing living things. So… maybe she’ll just spank you both. :sex007:

  5. Miss Britt

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh dear God. Amy in a three, no wait, foursome! :lmao: :lmao:

    (where the hell is the laugh so hard you pee yourself smiley?!?!)

    Nah, she’s a good girl. (and this is where I have to stop before I launch back into my ode to how freaking wonderful and omg he so doesn’t deserve her speech!)

  6. Miss Britt

    Yeah, I think opposites do attract. I mean – they seem to be alot alike in alot of ways too. But she’s like… I dunno… just this stunning, confident, beautiful woman who totally worships the ground he walks on.

    and yet, in a no nonsense don’t take no shit from nobody kind of way

    You’d think she’d be all sweet and innocent – but that chic don’t mess around either. ya know?

  7. Tug

    Britt – Without really knowing EITHER of them…I couldn’t really picture Avi’s wife any different. Just seems like a ‘fit’ I guess – nice.

    Poppy – ALL are welcome…we’ll blindfold him & stick a nose plug on – he’ll never know it’s her that’s there……. :sex014:

  8. Avitable

    TMP, now that I caught you, what do I do with you?

    Dragon, it’s like the nice jewelry stores. If you have to ask . . .

    Tug, Britt and Poppy, I do adore Amy, but I have to pay her to stay as my wife. She tries to leave every night, but I have to drug her. Maybe if I became a man-whore, I could afford the better drugs that wouldn’t make her drool so much.

    Marti, no problem. I’ll have to go read about this receipt now.

    Dawn, just because I dream it doesn’t mean I’d search for it!

  9. Poppy

    Hmm, this is starting to get to be a little too much even for me. Mind if I just watch the first round? (JUST KIDDING! :martini: :heartbeat: :martini: :heartbeat: :cocksuck2: :sex007: :sex011: :3some: :bukkake: :sex023: :sex014: :assshake: )

  10. Miss Misery

    Haha…remember that post you did about Mary looks like a hairy vagina or something? Well, you told me that it was probably so shocking to me because now a days teens keep their vaginas hairless because it’s in, so “pre teen hairless vagina” came from that comment! haha

  11. Avitable

    Heartless Lass, I was thinking it sounded like a British delicacy. And that smiley is my favorite. It’s hilarious.

    Crystal, unfortunately, I don’t. Have fun in Prague! Don’t bounce any “Czechs”, okay?

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