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Googling Avitable

Yesterday’s post about keywords got me thinking about search engines at the same time that I ran across this meme, so I figured I’d just give it a shot. Avitable is going to give varied answers, so if there weren’t enough answers, I substituted Avi.

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
a) Avitable needs a few extra Z’s when describing his dancing skillzz.
b) Avitable needs answers if you want to join.
c) Avitable needs a little validation once in a while.

2. Type in “[your name] is” in the Google search:
a) Avitable is too damn funny.
b) Avitable is owned by Avitable.
c) Avitable is just one of the guys.
d) Avitable is . . . (this one is my favorite)

3. Type in “[your name] likes” in the Google search:
a) Avitable likes Avitable.
b) Avitable likes getting hit.
c) Avitable likes it though!

4. Type in “[your name] wants” in the Google search:
a) Avitable wants to know how you’d describe him or her.
b) Avitable wants you to play with Dave’s monkey
c) Avitable wants to claim he’s glitterier.

5. Type in “[your name] gets” in the Google search: (note: these were very dirty. I chose carefully.)
a) Avitable gets my vote for dancing.
b) Avitable gets all the computers in my house.
c) Avitable gets my vote because I was under the impression it was not a singing contest but rather a dance contest.
d) Avitable gets cited in a law review article.

6. Type in “[your name] says” in the Google search:
a) Avitable says: “Well they were able to keep their boat and car in her vagina.”
b) Avitable says: “Awwww…. such a cute whore.”
c) Avitable says: “Well, Wal-mart makes me not like most Christians.”
d) Avitable says tact is for pussies and that’s enough for him to get a ten star review from me!

7. Type in “[your name] does” in the Google search:
a) Avitable does it again.
b) Avitable does it so perfectly.
c) It’s NSFW unless you work for a gay magazine or at home like Avitable does.
d) Avitable does everything for Vassar and he deserves the recognition. (no idea which Avitable this is)

8. Type in “[your name] eats” in the Google search:
a) Avitable eats shit.
b) Avi eats three hamburgers easily.
c) Avi eats raw meat such as chicken, beef stew meat, quail . . .

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32 Replies to “Googling Avitable”

  1. Avitable

    Kelly, Dave’s monkey is awesome.

    Franky, how did they know?

    Britt, you would be correct!

    Mistress Yoda, yes, I am. I’m the glitteriest.

    Clown, you are correct, sir.

    Miss Misery, c’mon. You must have some complaining about someone to do.

    Tug, it’s an existential statement. Avitable Is.

    Poppy, I’m bouncing boobs?

  2. Julianne

    Another good one is “[your name} was arrested” although avitable has none, avi has one, so you would have to use Adam or Heath for multiples

    i got only one for this one: Julianne was arrested for the attempted murder of her love-triangle nemesis…so watch out bitches!

  3. Amy

    :deadhorse:

    Really? Cuz, come on, I can’t be the ONLY one to have noticed that you aren’t living up to your usual standards. I’m sure more people than just little ol’ me expect more from your particular type of evil genius.

    :angel:

  4. RW

    Am I supposed to enter your name or mine? Cuz when I enter your name I get one thing, but if I put in “RW needs” I get WORK or I need to be CLOSED or something.

    oh ha ha ha ha ha.

    Pleh…

  5. Tug

    Poppy – Feel free to play away with yourself, but think of me…… :boobs3:

    I will be soccer grandma, so none of those thoughts for me – it’s all about the kiddies!! :clap: :thumbsup:

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