Googling Avitable

Yesterday's post about keywords got me thinking about search engines at the same time that I ran across this meme, so I figured I'd just give it a shot. Avitable is going to give varied answers, so if there weren't enough answers, I substituted Avi.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
a) Avitable needs a few extra Z's when describing his dancing skillzz.
b) Avitable needs answers if you want to join.
c) Avitable needs a little validation once in a while.

2. Type in "[your name] is" in the Google search:
a) Avitable is too damn funny.
b) Avitable is owned by Avitable.
c) Avitable is just one of the guys.
d) Avitable is . . . (this one is my favorite)

3. Type in "[your name] likes" in the Google search:
a) Avitable likes Avitable.
b) Avitable likes getting hit.
c) Avitable likes it though!

4. Type in "[your name] wants" in the Google search:
a) Avitable wants to know how you'd describe him or her.
b) Avitable wants you to play with Dave's monkey
c) Avitable wants to claim he's glitterier.

5. Type in "[your name] gets" in the Google search: (note: these were very dirty. I chose carefully.)
a) Avitable gets my vote for dancing.
b) Avitable gets all the computers in my house.
c) Avitable gets my vote because I was under the impression it was not a singing contest but rather a dance contest.
d) Avitable gets cited in a law review article.

6. Type in "[your name] says" in the Google search:
a) Avitable says: "Well they were able to keep their boat and car in her vagina."
b) Avitable says: "Awwww…. such a cute whore."
c) Avitable says: "Well, Wal-mart makes me not like most Christians."
d) Avitable says tact is for pussies and that's enough for him to get a ten star review from me!

7. Type in "[your name] does" in the Google search:
a) Avitable does it again.
b) Avitable does it so perfectly.
c) It's NSFW unless you work for a gay magazine or at home like Avitable does.
d) Avitable does everything for Vassar and he deserves the recognition. (no idea which Avitable this is)

8. Type in "[your name] eats" in the Google search:
a) Avitable eats shit.
b) Avi eats three hamburgers easily.
c) Avi eats raw meat such as chicken, beef stew meat, quail . . .

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