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Jesus Fucking Christ
Today is like Jesus’s birthday but more important, see?
What Would Jesus Do?
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Heh-LOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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With that camera, you could have a lot of fun with someone that is drunk or tripping! Love the clock!! :sexytime:
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scary faces + glowing nostrils = sleepless nights
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retarded hillbillies are my favorite. have you realised yet that I am commenting as I watch the video?
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omfucking God??? technicolor Jesus? – but that’s not the clock singing, right??
(k I am done. Night night!)
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Seriously considering returning to my Catholicism here dude.
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I have to get me one of those. It’ll probably be one of the “love gifts” on TBN in a few months.
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Man, I want a Neon Jesus!!!!
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You looked like an Easter egg on acid at first and then it just went downhill. Lay off the drugs.
Neon-fucking-Jesus?! Where are you going to hang that gem? Will it become a family heirloom?
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Dave, hi.
Angel, yeah, the cam has lots of possibilities.
BPR, you should show the scary faces to your kids.
RW, yeah, me too. I feel compelled by the power of neon Jesus.
Brandon, I don’t understand “love gifts” or “TBN”. But I’ll sell you this one for a million dollars.
Suzanne, you can’t have it. It’s mine!
Denise, I’ll pss it down throughout the generations.
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FINALLY. Now I can post my letter to Jesus asking him why he’s so pretty!!!
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And every time you rawred at the camera using the first camera filter I giggled. So you might want to rethink the strategy on that one being scary.
Retarded hillbillies in Alabama? I’ve never heard of that…
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Neon Fucking Jesus. Now that is fanfuckingtastic.
Ohhh look boobies!!! Horray for BOOBIES! :boobs1:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I’m hypnotized and will now go take my bra off.
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I :heartbeat: snooty face. That had me laughing out loud!
Awesome clock!
What video editor do you use to add music and titles?
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Oh man… it’s a slippery slope you’re on now.
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Poppy, sorry to have kept you waiting. And I am scary!
Frankie, boobies are indeed awesome.
Mistress Yoda, excellent. My plan is coming together.
Heather, I just used Windows Movie Maker.
Amy, praise the neon Jesus – I’ll convert you to our neon flock!
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That was hilarious. Besides the fact that you can frighten small children without the use of any filter… your soul has now been saved by the power of Neon Jesus for half price.
You are so lucky.
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Is it just me or did Jesus have a Spiderman logo on his chest?
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Oh Jesus. LOL
I bought one of these this past week as a gift for a friend:
http://www.prankplace.com/jesus.htm
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I thought I saw a booger. You might want to check on that. :lmao:
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I just know I am gonna wake up screaming tonight.
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You are soooooooo not scary. It takes a lot more than you using a webcam filter to scare me. Not even a room filled with screaming children scares me.
Although, if you’d like to argue the point I’m receptive: How exactly is it that you are scary? :assshake:
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NYCWD, any time you can get a deal on saving your soul, you take it.
WeaponM, well, he is super Neon Jesus.
KG, that’s awesome! I’ll have to remember that.
Dragon, I’ll go gold digging.
Mr. Fabulous, the neon Jesus will soothe you.
Poppy, it’s just the truth. Objective truth.
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Twitter: hismuse
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We are now both mesmerized and consequently naked as well. Hope you are having a nice Saturday too.
:sexytime:
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I (like poppy) also giggled like the 12-yr old i appear to be at every scary face :lmao: and had to pause and replay the snooty one :clap: very fun. Tell Amy good job on neon-fucking-jesus. oh and what kind of of webcam is it? my boyfriend wants one now
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Avi, your cousin laughed at you too. We must actually be cousins. I might be drunk. Wheee. :martini: But not on martinis. And I’m not actually drunk. :boobs1:
Hi, Julianne! :batting:
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Gemini and Mistress Yoda, sweet! Plz send pics k bye!
Julianne, you’re family, it’s allowed to laugh at my evil frightening faces. It’s a Logitech Orbit Webcam – about $150. It’s awesome. It also has tons of cool accessories I didn’t show.
Poppy, no corrupting my little innocent cousin, k?
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But, but but, I just said hi to her. YOU’RE the one who corrupts her by your very presence!
And WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! I thought you said you were watching TV with Amy. Have you been reduced to LYING TO ME to get me to stop pesting you?! I’m going to go into my closet and cry now. And then wash my boat. :crying:
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Did I say pesting? I meant pestering. Yah. And I’m too lazy to click [Edit].
I think I’m having a breakdown because Tug has left me.
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[EDITED BY AVITABLE]
That was fun.
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[EDITED BY AVITABLE]
Okay, I’m done now.
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Every Saturday should be vlog day. If you’ve nothing to say, you can just shake your sweet can for three minutes.
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I think i was corrupted waaaaay before today :angel: you’ve heard some of my stories :violent018:
though, i beleive my most recent corruption was being cyber-hit on by your brother lol
:martini: hi poppy :martini:
(sorry adam, it was the booze talking maybe this will make up for it….actually, if you like that, here’s all of them together) okay off to work in excel (i get nerdier by the minute)
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I agree with m. Actually, every day should be vlog day, and you shaking your ass would be HOT. :assshake:
Julianne, I don’t think either of us should be apologizing to Adam. He’s the bad boy.
(Okay, so you and I are bad girls too but he’s waaaay worse.) Hmm, my buzz wore off but I’ll live vicariously through you. :martini: :martini:
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I love you Adam, this is also by far the best post ever.
A.) Neon Jesus.
B.) You tricked us all into a bit of Avril, yes?
C.) I can actually hear your goofy faces being made.
D.) That, and you’re right, that first filter is terrifying.
I’M GOING TO SEE YOU IN A WEEK, are you pumped?
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I have a cross that stands on a clear disco ball with multi-colored moving lights. I hate to say it, but my neon Jesus is cooler than yours (and I have the pictures to prove it). But don’t worry, I’ll let you know when I have a garage sale. :dance:
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Poppy, wow. I think all those smileys have broken my blog or at least made it so slow as to make it hard for people to open. I’m editing it. You’re not allowed to drink and blog anymore!
M, I may just do that.
Julianne, yeah you were. That’s an awesome Wii accessory!
Jordie, neon Jesus makes everything awesome.
Girl, Dislocated, ooh, that does sound cool. You need to email me pictures.
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You EDITED me? I was kidding about drinking, but thanks for calling me a lush in front of all the cool kids.
AND NOW I CAN’T RE-EDIT THOSE COMMENTS?! WHAT?! *sigh* Somehow I’m starting to feel like not your favorite Poppy.
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Heh. All of those smilies together were making the page load really slowly, and anyone who wasn’t high speed was going to have problems. I had to!
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neon fucking jesus CHRIST, avi, you should vlog more. that was hysterical!!!
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Can you open up that clcok and put your picture in place of Jesus’ face without it being construed as sacralig? It could be The Clock of the Holy Church of Avitable! :crazywife:
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Dawn, you’re just still high!
VW, that is a brilliant idea! I might have to try that.
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HAHAHAHA! What a great clock!I would have totally paid 8$ for that!!!
hahahahaha
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Awesome cameras and hilarious clock, Mr. Gadget Man. Love the Jesus glow, although I think I’ll stick to my atomic clock, courtesy of Mr. H. Barnes.
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dude. neo.
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you know what that jesus clock means, right? it means that jesus is coming to get your sinning ass ANY MINUTE. i’ve been trying to tell you. sorry for the typos but your video is like COVERING TEH WHOLE COMMENT BOX because it screws up the screen but i told you that. OMG AVRIL
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MD, yeah, I can’t believe my wife took money away from a poor retarded fella.
Cat, you still have that clock??? I threw mine away and pissed on it after I left.
Crys, what do you mean it’s covering the whole comment box? Can you explain in English? And I’ll save you a seat in hell!
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everytime you post a video or whatever and i try to watch it, something messes up. it goes invisible on me, or this time, when i tried to comment — like right now — here comes the video (even though i didn’t try to watch it again), hovering right over the comment box (though this time not impeding my total view, like last time. i’ve noticed a few other people mentioning issues when vids or forms are posted (like polls), so i’m just throwing it out there. i’m like, your umbrella mentor person, but with red hair and a goddess. i take care of you and i nurse you, a giver of life.
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HAHA LOOK AT THE GRAVATAR
TONITE WE DINE IN HELL
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What browser do you use? And nice 300 reference!
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um…
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Like is it Internet Explorer? And if it is, what version (go up to Help and then choose About)?
Or something else?
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