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Saturday, April 28, 2007 @ 1:10 am
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tagged avitable, god, holy, humor, jesus christ, video
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Comments by Dave2
With that camera, you could have a lot of fun with someone that is drunk or tripping! Love the clock!!
Comments by Angel
scary faces + glowing nostrils = sleepless nights
Comments by bluepaintred
retarded hillbillies are my favorite. have you realised yet that I am commenting as I watch the video?
Comments by bluepaintred
omfucking God??? technicolor Jesus? - but that's not the clock singing, right??
(k I am done. Night night!)
Comments by bluepaintred
Seriously considering returning to my Catholicism here dude.
Comments by RW
I have to get me one of those. It'll probably be one of the "love gifts" on TBN in a few months.
Comments by Brandon
Man, I want a Neon Jesus!!!!
Comments by Suzanne
You looked like an Easter egg on acid at first and then it just went downhill. Lay off the drugs.
Neon-fucking-Jesus?! Where are you going to hang that gem? Will it become a family heirloom?
Comments by DeniseTN
Dave, hi.
Angel, yeah, the cam has lots of possibilities.
BPR, you should show the scary faces to your kids.
RW, yeah, me too. I feel compelled by the power of neon Jesus.
Brandon, I don't understand "love gifts" or "TBN". But I'll sell you this one for a million dollars.
Suzanne, you can't have it. It's mine!
Denise, I'll pss it down throughout the generations.
Comments by Avitable
FINALLY. Now I can post my letter to Jesus asking him why he's so pretty!!!
Comments by Poppy
And every time you rawred at the camera using the first camera filter I giggled. So you might want to rethink the strategy on that one being scary.
Retarded hillbillies in Alabama? I've never heard of that...
Comments by Poppy
Neon Fucking Jesus. Now that is fanfuckingtastic.
Ohhh look boobies!!! Horray for BOOBIES!
Comments by Frankie
I'm hypnotized and will now go take my bra off.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I
snooty face. That had me laughing out loud!
Awesome clock!
What video editor do you use to add music and titles?
Comments by heather
Oh man... it's a slippery slope you're on now.
Comments by Amy
Poppy, sorry to have kept you waiting. And I am scary!
Frankie, boobies are indeed awesome.
Mistress Yoda, excellent. My plan is coming together.
Heather, I just used Windows Movie Maker.
Amy, praise the neon Jesus - I'll convert you to our neon flock!
Comments by Avitable
That was hilarious. Besides the fact that you can frighten small children without the use of any filter... your soul has now been saved by the power of Neon Jesus for half price.
You are so lucky.
Comments by NYC Watchdog
Is it just me or did Jesus have a Spiderman logo on his chest?
Comments by WeaponM
Oh Jesus. LOL
I bought one of these this past week as a gift for a friend:
http://www.prankplace.com/jesus.htm
Comments by Kentucky Girl
I thought I saw a booger. You might want to check on that.
Comments by Dragon
I just know I am gonna wake up screaming tonight.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
You are soooooooo not scary. It takes a lot more than you using a webcam filter to scare me. Not even a room filled with screaming children scares me.
Although, if you'd like to argue the point I'm receptive: How exactly is it that you are scary?
Comments by Poppy
NYCWD, any time you can get a deal on saving your soul, you take it.
WeaponM, well, he is super Neon Jesus.
KG, that's awesome! I'll have to remember that.
Dragon, I'll go gold digging.
Mr. Fabulous, the neon Jesus will soothe you.
Poppy, it's just the truth. Objective truth.
Comments by Avitable
We are now both mesmerized and consequently naked as well. Hope you are having a nice Saturday too.
Comments by Gemini & Mistress Yoda
I (like poppy) also giggled like the 12-yr old i appear to be at every scary face
and had to pause and replay the snooty one 
very fun. Tell Amy good job on neon-fucking-jesus. oh and what kind of of webcam is it? my boyfriend wants one now
Comments by Julianne
Avi, your cousin laughed at you too. We must actually be cousins. I might be drunk. Wheee.
But not on martinis. And I'm not actually drunk. 
Hi, Julianne!
Comments by Poppy
Gemini and Mistress Yoda, sweet! Plz send pics k bye!
Julianne, you're family, it's allowed to laugh at my evil frightening faces. It's a Logitech Orbit Webcam - about $150. It's awesome. It also has tons of cool accessories I didn't show.
Poppy, no corrupting my little innocent cousin, k?
Comments by Avitable
But, but but, I just said hi to her. YOU'RE the one who corrupts her by your very presence!
And WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! I thought you said you were watching TV with Amy. Have you been reduced to LYING TO ME to get me to stop pesting you?! I'm going to go into my closet and cry now. And then wash my boat.
Comments by Poppy
Did I say pesting? I meant pestering. Yah. And I'm too lazy to click [Edit].
I think I'm having a breakdown because Tug has left me.
Comments by Poppy
[EDITED BY AVITABLE]
That was fun.
Comments by Poppy
[EDITED BY AVITABLE]
Okay, I'm done now.
Comments by Poppy
Every Saturday should be vlog day. If you've nothing to say, you can just shake your sweet can for three minutes.
Comments by m
I think i was corrupted waaaaay before today
you've heard some of my stories 
though, i beleive my most recent corruption was being cyber-hit on by your brother lol
(sorry adam, it was the booze talking maybe this will make up for it....actually, if you like that, here's all of them together) okay off to work in excel (i get nerdier by the minute)
Comments by Julianne
I agree with m. Actually, every day should be vlog day, and you shaking your ass would be HOT.
Julianne, I don't think either of us should be apologizing to Adam. He's the bad boy.
(Okay, so you and I are bad girls too but he's waaaay worse.) Hmm, my buzz wore off but I'll live vicariously through you. 
Comments by Poppy
I love you Adam, this is also by far the best post ever.
A.) Neon Jesus.
B.) You tricked us all into a bit of Avril, yes?
C.) I can actually hear your goofy faces being made.
D.) That, and you're right, that first filter is terrifying.
I'M GOING TO SEE YOU IN A WEEK, are you pumped?
Comments by Jordie
I have a cross that stands on a clear disco ball with multi-colored moving lights. I hate to say it, but my neon Jesus is cooler than yours (and I have the pictures to prove it). But don't worry, I'll let you know when I have a garage sale.
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
Poppy, wow. I think all those smileys have broken my blog or at least made it so slow as to make it hard for people to open. I'm editing it. You're not allowed to drink and blog anymore!
M, I may just do that.
Julianne, yeah you were. That's an awesome Wii accessory!
Jordie, neon Jesus makes everything awesome.
Girl, Dislocated, ooh, that does sound cool. You need to email me pictures.
Comments by Avitable
You EDITED me? I was kidding about drinking, but thanks for calling me a lush in front of all the cool kids.
AND NOW I CAN'T RE-EDIT THOSE COMMENTS?! WHAT?! *sigh* Somehow I'm starting to feel like not your favorite Poppy.
Comments by Poppy
Heh. All of those smilies together were making the page load really slowly, and anyone who wasn't high speed was going to have problems. I had to!
Comments by Avitable
neon fucking jesus CHRIST, avi, you should vlog more. that was hysterical!!!
Comments by webmiztris
Can you open up that clcok and put your picture in place of Jesus' face without it being construed as sacralig? It could be The Clock of the Holy Church of Avitable!
Comments by Vulgar Wizard
Dawn, you're just still high!
VW, that is a brilliant idea! I might have to try that.
Comments by Avitable
HAHAHAHA! What a great clock!I would have totally paid 8$ for that!!!
hahahahaha
Comments by Misfit Duck
Awesome cameras and hilarious clock, Mr. Gadget Man. Love the Jesus glow, although I think I'll stick to my atomic clock, courtesy of Mr. H. Barnes.
Comments by cat
dude. neo.
Comments by Crys!
you know what that jesus clock means, right? it means that jesus is coming to get your sinning ass ANY MINUTE. i've been trying to tell you. sorry for the typos but your video is like COVERING TEH WHOLE COMMENT BOX because it screws up the screen but i told you that. OMG AVRIL
Comments by Crys!
MD, yeah, I can't believe my wife took money away from a poor retarded fella.
Cat, you still have that clock??? I threw mine away and pissed on it after I left.
Crys, what do you mean it's covering the whole comment box? Can you explain in English? And I'll save you a seat in hell!
Comments by Avitable
everytime you post a video or whatever and i try to watch it, something messes up. it goes invisible on me, or this time, when i tried to comment — like right now — here comes the video (even though i didn't try to watch it again), hovering right over the comment box (though this time not impeding my total view, like last time. i've noticed a few other people mentioning issues when vids or forms are posted (like polls), so i'm just throwing it out there. i'm like, your umbrella mentor person, but with red hair and a goddess. i take care of you and i nurse you, a giver of life.
Comments by Crys!
HAHA LOOK AT THE GRAVATAR
TONITE WE DINE IN HELL
Comments by Crys!
What browser do you use? And nice 300 reference!
Comments by Avitable
um...
Comments by Crys!
Like is it Internet Explorer? And if it is, what version (go up to Help and then choose About)?
Or something else?
Comments by Avitable