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My own personal Jesus

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53 Replies to “My own personal Jesus”

  1. Avitable

    Dave, hi.

    Angel, yeah, the cam has lots of possibilities.

    BPR, you should show the scary faces to your kids.

    RW, yeah, me too. I feel compelled by the power of neon Jesus.

    Brandon, I don’t understand “love gifts” or “TBN”. But I’ll sell you this one for a million dollars.

    Suzanne, you can’t have it. It’s mine!

    Denise, I’ll pss it down throughout the generations.

  2. Poppy

    And every time you rawred at the camera using the first camera filter I giggled. So you might want to rethink the strategy on that one being scary. 😛

    Retarded hillbillies in Alabama? I’ve never heard of that…

  3. Avitable

    Poppy, sorry to have kept you waiting. And I am scary!

    Frankie, boobies are indeed awesome.

    Mistress Yoda, excellent. My plan is coming together.

    Heather, I just used Windows Movie Maker.

    Amy, praise the neon Jesus – I’ll convert you to our neon flock!

  4. Poppy

    You are soooooooo not scary. It takes a lot more than you using a webcam filter to scare me. Not even a room filled with screaming children scares me.

    Although, if you’d like to argue the point I’m receptive: How exactly is it that you are scary? :assshake:

  5. Avitable

    NYCWD, any time you can get a deal on saving your soul, you take it.

    WeaponM, well, he is super Neon Jesus.

    KG, that’s awesome! I’ll have to remember that.

    Dragon, I’ll go gold digging.

    Mr. Fabulous, the neon Jesus will soothe you.

    Poppy, it’s just the truth. Objective truth.

  6. Julianne

    I (like poppy) also giggled like the 12-yr old i appear to be at every scary face :lmao: and had to pause and replay the snooty one :clap: very fun. Tell Amy good job on neon-fucking-jesus. oh and what kind of of webcam is it? my boyfriend wants one now

  7. Avitable

    Gemini and Mistress Yoda, sweet! Plz send pics k bye!

    Julianne, you’re family, it’s allowed to laugh at my evil frightening faces. It’s a Logitech Orbit Webcam – about $150. It’s awesome. It also has tons of cool accessories I didn’t show.

    Poppy, no corrupting my little innocent cousin, k?

  8. Poppy

    But, but but, I just said hi to her. YOU’RE the one who corrupts her by your very presence! 😛

    And WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! I thought you said you were watching TV with Amy. Have you been reduced to LYING TO ME to get me to stop pesting you?! I’m going to go into my closet and cry now. And then wash my boat. :crying:

  9. Julianne

    I think i was corrupted waaaaay before today :angel: you’ve heard some of my stories :violent018:

    though, i beleive my most recent corruption was being cyber-hit on by your brother lol

    :martini: hi poppy :martini:
    (sorry adam, it was the booze talking maybe this will make up for it….actually, if you like that, here’s all of them together) okay off to work in excel (i get nerdier by the minute)

  10. Poppy

    I agree with m. Actually, every day should be vlog day, and you shaking your ass would be HOT. :assshake:

    Julianne, I don’t think either of us should be apologizing to Adam. He’s the bad boy. 😛 (Okay, so you and I are bad girls too but he’s waaaay worse.) Hmm, my buzz wore off but I’ll live vicariously through you. :martini: :martini:

  11. Jordie

    I love you Adam, this is also by far the best post ever.

    A.) Neon Jesus.
    B.) You tricked us all into a bit of Avril, yes?
    C.) I can actually hear your goofy faces being made.
    D.) That, and you’re right, that first filter is terrifying.

    I’M GOING TO SEE YOU IN A WEEK, are you pumped?

  12. Girl, Dislocated

    I have a cross that stands on a clear disco ball with multi-colored moving lights. I hate to say it, but my neon Jesus is cooler than yours (and I have the pictures to prove it). But don’t worry, I’ll let you know when I have a garage sale. :dance:

  13. Avitable

    Poppy, wow. I think all those smileys have broken my blog or at least made it so slow as to make it hard for people to open. I’m editing it. You’re not allowed to drink and blog anymore!

    M, I may just do that.

    Julianne, yeah you were. That’s an awesome Wii accessory!

    Jordie, neon Jesus makes everything awesome.

    Girl, Dislocated, ooh, that does sound cool. You need to email me pictures.

  14. Poppy

    You EDITED me? I was kidding about drinking, but thanks for calling me a lush in front of all the cool kids.

    AND NOW I CAN’T RE-EDIT THOSE COMMENTS?! WHAT?! *sigh* Somehow I’m starting to feel like not your favorite Poppy.

  15. Crys!

    you know what that jesus clock means, right? it means that jesus is coming to get your sinning ass ANY MINUTE. i’ve been trying to tell you. sorry for the typos but your video is like COVERING TEH WHOLE COMMENT BOX because it screws up the screen but i told you that. OMG AVRIL

  16. Avitable

    MD, yeah, I can’t believe my wife took money away from a poor retarded fella.

    Cat, you still have that clock??? I threw mine away and pissed on it after I left.

    Crys, what do you mean it’s covering the whole comment box? Can you explain in English? And I’ll save you a seat in hell!

  17. Crys!

    everytime you post a video or whatever and i try to watch it, something messes up. it goes invisible on me, or this time, when i tried to comment — like right now — here comes the video (even though i didn’t try to watch it again), hovering right over the comment box (though this time not impeding my total view, like last time. i’ve noticed a few other people mentioning issues when vids or forms are posted (like polls), so i’m just throwing it out there. i’m like, your umbrella mentor person, but with red hair and a goddess. i take care of you and i nurse you, a giver of life.

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