Avitable » Misogyny

Over on the "Save PPP Before They Go Out of Business Awards", someone named Cassytrue left a comment for me saying, "Misogyny does not equal humor." My initial response was to leave a smart-ass comment, which said "Cassytrue, where on my blog can you find one example of misogyny? Answer me, bitch!" This comment was censored by PPP and completely removed. Because they're stupid fuckers like that, of course.

But then it got me thinking. Am I a misogynist? I don't think I am. Maybe I don't understand the definition.

misogyny: mi·sog·y·ny [mi-soj-uh-nee]
–noun
Hatred of women.

Okay, now looking at the clear-cut definition of misogyny, I know I'm not a misogynist. I don't hate women. I love women. Calling me a misogynist is actually a pretty harsh thing to do. It's like calling me a racist, or an Italian. Yet, this anonymous person found something in my blog that has given her the confidence to state that I am a misogynist and that I clearly hate women. And I don't know what that is.

Now, some people might suggest that misogyny comes from objectification (which seems to go against the definition, but okay), and that I objectify women by talking about porn or always suggesting that my beautiful commenters show me their breasts or by posting some of the videos that I do. I completely reject that suggestion. I don't post or say these things to distance myself from the personal nature of it. I do it because I love women. Clothed, naked, fat, skinny, blonde, brunette, redhead, sitting, standing, writhing - whatever. I love them all. (Well. . . except uggos. I have an unnatural prejudice against ugly people of all sexes. Not homely people or plain people - they're okay. But the ones that are so supremely ugly that you stare at them out of the corner of your eye - like Meryl Streep or Glenn Close - I can't bear to be near them and I wish them all a horribly painful death.) If you can accept the fact that I celebrate the naked female body not to objectify it, but to put it on a pedestal and sacrifice small animals and babies to it, then we are back at square one.

But then, after searching for this person's blog so I could find out a bit more about her, I realized that the dense cunt actually voted for me for Best Humor Blog! So, you know what? Misogyny this, you dumb twat. Go suck a cock - having your mouth full will keep you from saying anything else stupid.

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hmm sucking a cock may not do the trick as she typed out the comment. you might suggest a double jacking instead.....

Comments by bluepaintred

comment by bluepaintred Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:45 am

That comment sort of flies in the face of the audience here, who appear to be women in the majority, don't you think?

Is she therefore saying the women who participate here are either enablers of misogyny or just downright idiots?

I'd like to see her say that to some of the women responders here in person.

Comments by RW

comment by RW Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:14 am

I'm always amazed at the misinterpretation of "misogynist". And to add to what RW said, I would never laugh as hard as I do or comment here were you one. She really is kind of offending your women readers so yeah, suck a dick bitch!

Comments by Hilly

comment by Hilly Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:34 am

I'd never ever felt you to be a misgo... misny... misono... Oh Fuck That! I love you! Well, not love you love you.. but.. you know!

Comments by DutchBitch

comment by DutchBitch Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:14 am

She couldn't be more wrong. If you're misogynist, then I'm a freakin' virgin.

Comments by DeniseTN

comment by DeniseTN Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:01 am

I'm a misanthrope. I hate everyone.

Also, I might be a lycanthrope. But that's a story for another day.

Comments by Mr. Fabulous

comment by Mr. Fabulous Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:19 am

Equal opportunity hate. That's how it should be.

comment by DeniseTN Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:25 am

Not for nothing... but this smiley alone... ... shows you love women.

She's just an idiot savant.

Comments by NYC Watchdog

comment by NYC Watchdog Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:28 am

Wow. I never really looked at that smiley before. Is she making a milkshake?

comment by DeniseTN Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:30 am

Actually the milk shake is in the sidebar... under Dancing Avitable... that's more like freshly kneaded dough.

comment by NYC Watchdog Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:36 am

That's kneading.

That's shaking.

See the difference?

comment by DeniseTN Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:39 am

Maybe she voted for you because SHE hates women.

Comments by heather

comment by heather Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:40 am

Ah. You are correct.

I feel so edumicated.

comment by NYC Watchdog Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 6:45 am

BPR, I figured if she was doing it right, she was using both of her hands, too.

RW, if I could find her blog or contact information, I'd ask her.

Hilly, to be honest, before I looked up the definition, I always thought it was a bit broader than that, but now that I know it's not, I'm even more indignant.

DB, oh it's okay to say you love me love me.

Denise, well, shit, now I know I'm not one!

Mr. Fabulous, I am a philanthropist. Or is it a philatelist? Oh no, it's a Philistine.

NYCWD, that's how I saw it! And that's definitely a shake.

Heather, hmmm. Maybe she's a man in drag who secretly wants to be a woman.

Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 7:49 am

I bet you're right.

comment by heather Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 7:54 am

Wait, you hate women?

Perhaps she was just giving you an FYI or a PSA or a "factoid" (which means she likes to lie since factoids aren't true).

Or maybe she saw the picture of you associated with your blog, misinterpreted your total cuddliness, got scared and ran away and came back and said something stupid and ran away again.

Comments by Poppy

comment by Poppy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 8:02 am

I like being objectified...it's a new breed of feminists.

Comments by Mistress Yoda

comment by Mistress Yoda Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 8:15 am

HA HA HA - I'm glad you clarified with the Uggo Clause, so I didn't have to.

And (other than the uggos), I have never met someone MORE in love with women. Freaking duh.

Comments by Miss Britt

comment by Miss Britt Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 9:02 am

I agree, Adam. That is awfully hypocritical of her, is it possible that her comment to you was in some sort of awkward approving jest?
And I wonder, will she make a comment on your post today?
Edit it when she does!

Comments by Jordie

comment by Jordie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 9:29 am

I don't come here to get an education. Please, don't get all Webster's on me and try to enhance my vocabulary. I am too pretty to know any big words.

I come here to see if you have finally posted a picture of Britt's boobies.

Comments by Mist 1

comment by Mist 1 Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 9:36 am

Heather, either that or a post-op gone wrong.

Poppy, well, Hitler was a misogynist, I'm sure. Maybe it's guilt by association.

Mistress Yoda, yes. Feminists who are actually proud that they can manipulate women with their awesome boobs.

Britt, that's precisely why I did it. I knew you'd chime in if I didn't.

Jordie, I'd like to hear her rationale. Or at least punch her in the face.

Mist, once we figure out who's getting the larger cut from the video we made, "Brittanica Erotica", we'll distribute it.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 10:13 am

Hitler was a misogynist? I thought he just hated people who didn't have blue eyes and blonde hair. Hmm. Oh, and that he was an introvert.

You're not Hitler, what association do you have?

AND STOP FEELING GUILTY FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!@@!@@!!!!1111111!!

comment by Poppy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 10:18 am

I whole heartedly agree with the uggos. I am prejudiced against them as well.

Comments by themuttprincess

comment by themuttprincess Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:01 am

What a tard. I dig your response comment. It's a shame it didn't stay.

Comments by Joefish

comment by Joefish Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:03 am

Cunt....twat....go suck cock. Hmmmm, I wonder why she's confused.

Comments by Dragon

comment by Dragon Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:20 am

Poppy, well, I'm in a picture with Hitler, so if she's a retard, she might make that association.

TMP, I'm glad I'm not alone.

Joefish, I decided to add a new one.

Dragon, honey, that was the joke.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:29 am

Dragon - Huh, that's strange. I really like it when Avi calls me a cunt and tells me to suck his cock.

Avi - You're in a picture with Hitler?! (JUST KIDDING.)

comment by Poppy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:35 am

Poppy, the phone must have been breaking up. I said I like Allen Funt and that I was going to go kick rocks.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:38 am

(( reads Avi, votes for Avi, doesnt know JACK ))

There, take offense to THAT cuntwad.

Comments by DooDah

comment by DooDah Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

Clever boy! I don't remember receiving a phone call from you lately... I was just talking about my dream last night.

comment by Poppy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

Immediatly following my reading of this blog I ran out to my car, grabbed my cd's, and cued up the song "The World is full of Stupid People"

It seemed fitting.

Comments by WeaponM

comment by WeaponM Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

Darling, I know it was a joke. I guess me rolling my eyes didn't come across very well. xo

comment by Dragon Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

Maybe it was her weird way of trying to flirt with you. Because otherwise, it just makes no sense!

Comments by cat

comment by cat Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

DooDah, thanks!

Poppy, oh, well that might be different.

WeaponM, yes, it does seem fitting.

Dragon, yeah, it didn't. Oops.

Cat, ooh. Didn't think about that. Maybe she's hot for me!

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

You a misogynist?!?!?! My ass.

I mean, pervert, sure. But, misogynist... not a chance.

Comments by Amy

comment by Amy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

You know, its odd, but I never noticed you eating ice cream next to Hitler before. I should start paying more attention to my surroundings.

Also, please change the header so that you are eating a Bacon cheeseburger.

comment by bluepaintred Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

judgmental people are going to hell. except for me, because i am worthy to judge them all. and you of course, who are worthy to judge even me, though only on Sundays, and you are never allowed to judge my vagina.

because you are a misogynist.

Comments by Crys!

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

in other news, Gravatar sucks donkey anus. what is this with arbitrarily switching up my picture. this picture you see here no longer even exists. which you would know if you weren't so busy hating women. if i were to wager a guess i'd say you were beating a woman right now. her vagina, specifically. i hate you avi, and i always will.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

Amy, your ass? What can I do to your ass?

BPR, are you serious?

Crys, I'm a certified vagina judge, though. And I fixed the Gravatar for you.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

sounds like she needs a dumbass to English dictionary...

Comments by CamiKaos

comment by CamiKaos Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

wait but how did you fix the gravatar. it's like you are saying i nurse from you all of a sudden, and you are the goddess of the world

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

CamiKaos, there may indeed be a language problem. I don't speak retard, though, so I guess we're at an impasse with her.

Crystal, I am the goddess of the world. You can be my apprentice.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

how'd you do it though? i am intrigued and in fact, caught under your spell...

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:04 pm

I can refresh the local Gravatar cache of images on my server, so I just did that.

Now suckle!

At my teats!

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

handsome hitler man speak Chinee to me

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

oh yes, it's IE. 6.0. i know i need to upgrade.

i'm so ghetto.

Yes you do. It's easy - just do it. Or better yet, go download Firefox and use that instead.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

You can smooch it.

comment by Amy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:13 pm

I think it's obvious you love women. I blog-roll very few men, only those who know how to properly bow to women and admit that men are inferior, so you should feel privileged.

I hate your blinkies, though, cuz I can't open the comment page in front of the baby. It might send him into fits of hunger.

They also seem to make my computer scream. It's annoying.

Comments by annie

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:15 pm

i too think you should be dining on a bacon cheeseburger, btw. just fyi.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:15 pm

i have firefox fired up and loaded already.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

it's just that i hate it.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:17 pm

Serious about the burger or about not noticing you?

Both actually...

comment by bluepaintred Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:17 pm

Amy, you probably deserve an ass-kissing after all the shit I give you!

Annie, I do feel privileged. You know, you can click the "Click for Smilies" link and it should close the blinkies away and remember it, so you won't have to do that every time.

Crystal, why do you hate Firefox? It is superior to IE.

BPR, did you at least notice that I was in the picture? Or did you just not notice that I was eating ice cream?

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

i'm just used to IE. i'm a creature of habit, thus the red hair.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

Of course.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

sorry Avi. I saw hitler, tsk'ed, and didn't bother to look closeer at it again until this post. It was mentioned in the comments.

Sigh. Did I breaked your wittle heart?

comment by bluepaintred Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

i will download the 7.0 though because NOW it makes sense. THE 6.0 is effing my shit UP, UP in here and i can't have it. i don't visit all the blogs in my que regular but YOURS and like, two others. know how special that makes you? special. SPECIAL.

oh and poppy comments too much. i must kill her. where is she? i will kill her.

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

BPR, I can't believe you never noticed! It does break my wittle heart!

Crystal, I do feel special. Poppy lives within 5,000 miles of France, so next time you go there, you can find her.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

Stupid people make me laugh.

I hate uggos as well. But its like watching a train wreck...even though its really horrifying and sad you still can't help staring...

Comments by Miss Misery

comment by Miss Misery Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

Crys!, please don't kill me. I am one of your loyal blog lurkers! And if you have about three more of these conversations in Avi's comments you'll be top commenter again. YOU went away to EUROPE, not me. Besides, if you kill me I can't give you any channa masala and tell you how pretty your hair looks.

comment by Poppy Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

I'm sorry I broke your heart. Want me to ask Blue Boy if you can borrow some of his tape?

comment by bluepaintred Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

I think that's helping, closing smilies.

That Cassy cunt also voted for Dooce. Twice. She clearly has no taste.

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

Why don't they stay closed?

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

Wait, I think they are staying closed now.

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

Miss Misery, very true. But it makes me vomit!

Poppy, I'll protect you.

BPR, sniff. No, I can fix my heart all by myself!

Annie, it should be open as it opens the page, and then close once the whole page loads.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

When I arive they are closed, but after I make a comment and go to make a second one, they are opened. Maybe it's Opera. Things sometimes work different in Opera....

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

Huh? Open? Close? Open?

It must be Opera, it seems fine in Firefox. I don't have the nauseating ocean wave scrolling. I was about to throw up.
Opera can be so sensitive sometimes...

Is the new Firefox any faster? I quit using it cuz it was slower than shit.

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

Where'd Crys go?
Don't be jealous Crys!
Maybe she's reading my e-mail...

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:28 pm

That's weird. I think the new Firefox has been pretty fast, recently. Crystal won't be jealous - she knows how awesome she is.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

You hate women??? Tee Hee...

I am probably considered a big whore in her book too!!

You loves the wimens...

Stupid dried up old twat...

Comments by ADW

comment by ADW Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:33 pm

I'm on some other version. 1.0.1 or 1.0.2 or 1.0.3 or 1.2.0.4.9 or 1.6.0.5.8.2 or...I can't remember.

Do they still put out a new version every 23 minutes?

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

hmmm... is annie trying to get listed in the "top commenters"?

That annie.

comment by RW Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

ADW, I love Hooters girls!

Annie, they're not quite that frequent anymore, now that they've gotten more stable.

RW, well, she is a big ol' whore, ya know.

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:40 pm

maybe she didn't know what the word meant and just said it because she wanted to sound smart.

or maybe she meant 'masochist' since you're such a big Avril Lavigne fan.

Comments by Webmiztris

comment by Webmiztris Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

sorry! i had to run out for an hour. bad timing. and in the interim i have determined that i will somehow co-rule as top commenter with Poppy Cedes...

now to find away to make 80 comments, reallll quick...

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:46 pm

...that last Avril crack?

funny!

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

Oh, right, I haven't even broken the top 10 commenters.
That Avril crack was FUNNY. Masochist, ha-ha!

Dawn is one of my fave funny girls.

comment by annie Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

Dawn, she is a punk goddess of music. That's blasphemy!

Crys, yeah, I think you might have your work cut out for you.

Annie, she is pretty fucking funny!

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

work. that reminds me, i never did really answer your five questions, one of which was about a job. i did work, yes, for nearly ten years. I BET YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW! i should send you an email of my answers. i could answer you here! maybe i will! one answer a comment! that would spike my comments!

oh, i bet everybody's loving me in their email folders...

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

You should just email me your answers!

comment by Avitable Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

I have so much love... I just unsubscribed!!!

comment by NYC Watchdog Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

just for that i will put my answers here, ONE LETTER AT A TIME

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

a dagger to the heart! and i was just finished composing my 10,000 word count reply, to the first question...

comment by Crys! Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

NYCWD, I don't blame you!

Crys, wow - 10,000 words. That's impressive.