Saw this somewhere and thought it would be fun to do. You can try it yourself if you’d like, in your own blog or in the comments. The goal is to write a paragraph where every word starts with the subsequent letter of the alphabet. And it has to make some type of sense.
So, here goes:
Avitable, being considerately deranged, eats fried gunk happily. Idiots, just kowtowing, lament man’s need of produce. Queerly, radicals start taunting unidentified Vegetable Worker “X”, yelling “Zealot!”.
And here’s another one:
Avitable boy can dance. Even full grown, he is just kid like, making noises or painting quietly. Recently starting treatment under Vicodin with Xanax yields zaniness.
Now you try!
Enjoy this post? Try these:Levi Johnston: Beefcake or fraud? You decide.
Occupy Avitable
Doh! :dunce:
This is what the great Av has come to? What next? Are you going to do a post, “Pay no attention to the blogger behind the curtain?”
You didn’t even use your Lazy Blogger illustration.
I have got to start providing you with content inspiration or something… QUICK BRITT – show AVI YOUR BOOBS!!!! :boobs3: :boobs1: :boobs5: :boobs4: :boobs3: :sexytime:
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Wow, I’m starting to wonder if Britt’s suspicions about you are true… have you noticed that almost all of your top commenters except Mr. Fab (and the jury is still out there) are women? I think that says something about you… :sex007: :sex014:
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wow, no sorry i am not about to try that!
but good fucken job!
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dude, cool. I’m a top commenter.
when did that happen?
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This’ll be one that I have to actually use brain cells on… I think it’ll wait.
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No way. I can’t do those. I always get stuck on certain letters. It becomes an obsession to make it make sense and then I lose myself for an entire hour or two with it. :crazywife:
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Oh God it is too early for me to attempt something like that. I’ll pull something for sure…
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Amy, you’re so not allowed to drink and blog anymore. And you were right about the Lazy Blogger one, so I changed it.
BPR, apparently you’re awesome if you’re a top commenter! You should try it! Exercise your brain a little.
Sheila, give it a whirl, c’mon!
KG, so you’re not smart enough, is that what you’re saying?
Mr. Fabulous, you’re always pulling “something”. :jerkoff2:
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Twitter: hismuse
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Clever and dumb
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Absurd blogs can’t dictate efforts from goldbrick half-wits. Intelligent jesters knowingly leave many nuances obscure. Phrasing quick responses slyly through unrhymed verse, waspish xenophobes yield zingers.
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Anal bigots can’t demand egalitarian fidelity, given hate. It just kicks lazy minded Neanderthals over, peace quietly residing sans trust under very white, xenophobic, yawning zoos.
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AnnieB stole my x! Xylophone didn’t work.
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But hers is waaaay better. Wah!
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Mistress Yoda, a lethal combination indeed.
AnnieB, nicely done! I don’t know if anyone can top that.
RW, it’s okay. Xenophobe and xylophone are some of the only ones that can be used, other than Xerox or Xanax. Hers is better, though.
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Too hard, hurts my brain.
Maybe after the coffee kicks in.
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Uggghhhh. I can’t believe you’re making my brain hurt first thing in the morning. I’ll give this another shot later….. after a nap ….. and possibly building a small fort.
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Now we try? Easy for you to say after you’ve already used up all the good ‘x’ words!
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Uhhhh…No. And a spoon THWACK to you for making my brain hurt first thing in the morning, you bastard. :banghead:
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Any blog can do egregious fucking, grossness, hyperbole, & inanity. Just keep lauding misogyny, necrophilia, opiates, pussy, queers, & raunchiness. Surely treating us vexatiously won’t x-out your zaniness.
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Poppy, I’ll hold you to that.
Dragon, ooh, a fort!
Bossy, there are still a few good ones.
Tracy, ow!
Erratic Scribbler, well, I’ll take points away for the ampersand usage, but other than that, very nicely done.
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Always be candid. Don’t ever feel guilty. Have ideas justified killing? Listen, maybe noone
overestimated people’s qualms, right? Someone told us very wisely, xenophobia yields zip.
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Ah so Avi, you so veddy clevah. But it would be dumb for me to try it, so I’ll just say bravo!
:clap:
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Hey, there’s no such word as noone.
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Twitter: missbritt
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Your paragraphs don’t make sesne. Your commenters, however, are freaking BRILLIANT.
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Twitter: missbritt
says:
A boy cried. Died eventually, from grief. He insisted “Juliet Kissinger, loved me not.”
Or, perhaps, questions remained surrounding the unpleasant “visits”. With xenophobes, you zit.
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Avitable’s balls can do equally fascinating gonad-al hijinks. I just know ladies moan, noisily orgasming. Pretty queer. Really sick too. Usually virgins will Xerox your zippermonster.
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DAWN WINS!!!
:heartbeat: :martini: :thumbsup: :dance:
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Nuggie, you may lose points because “noone” is actually “no one”, but otherwise, very nice.
Tug, why would it be dumb for you to try? I’ll only make fun of you, that’s all!
RW, thank you, Judge RW.
Britt, they do too! Yours is pretty decent, for a blonde.
Dawn, and it’s you for the win! Zippermonster is the best word I’ve heard in quite some time.
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BOO-YA!!!
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The best you’re gonna get from me:
After being careful dodging elevators Fred got hit in jest. Keith laughed maniacally, noticing overall pain quotients reached. “Some trips up variegate wantonly,” Xavier yelled zealously.
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I feel like I just wrote a spam message…
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What it I capitalize it? It could be like Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits? Or just switch to nobody.
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Dawn, email me for your prize, which is a picture of my balls!
Poppy, not bad! Very clever usage there.
Nuggie, good thinking. You get full points!
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that’s OK – i already saw your balls….they were posted on someone else’s blog who won another one of your ‘prizes’. you whore.
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
Adam, being clever, decidedly enjoys freaking guests. He impulsively jacks-off kinky lactating mules. Not one person questions reading stories. The ultimate verisimilitude was xxx-rated year-round zoophilia.
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wow. Dawns’ was good, but so is mikes’
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Twitter: LeSombre
says:
BPR: Hey Thanks! Couldn’t believe “zoophilia” hadn’t already been used.
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Dawn, I’m a whore and proud of it!
Mike, nicely done! You’d get the win, but “zippermonster” is a better “z” word.
BPR, you don’t get to vote on anything until you have the balls to do one yourself! :pissed:
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Wow.
Dawn’s rocks.
I’m not even gonna try.
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Ah, but don’t forget, it was your outstanding examples that set the bar. I only aspired to be somewhere within the realm of YOUR greatness. If I succeeded in coming close to that, then I am indeed gratified and humbled.
(Too much?)
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Well after Dawn’s I’m too chicken to try.
Off to bury my head. Or stick it in the oven. :violent029:
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NYCWD, not even going to try? Pussy.
AnnieB, it’s never too much. More, please.
Fogspinner, what’s with these chickens? You can’t top “zippermonster”?
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I like Dawn’s!
Not for me, it’s too much like, uh, that exercize thing you do, uh….but with your brain, um…oh! Thinking! It’s too much like thinking!
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always be careful during eventful fist-fucking games. helpful in jackhammering knuckles low, meeting necessary organs. perhaps quick re-lubing seems totally unbearable. virgins want X-rated yearly zest.
i tried my best. started off pretty damn good but when shit-house towards the end
:clap: by the time i had finished i was through a bottle of wine 
and i don’t know why it came up with your avitar Avitable … wasn’t me!
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Annie, Dawn’s was good!
Chasey, that did start off good. I think it kept the momentum. And that’s the default Gravatar for this site – you can go to gravatar.com to get your own.
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Actually beloved crisquest2 does every fucking grung Ho in Jetmore, Kansas. Like many new opprobrious people, Quest really strives for unusual Vo-tech women, X-rated yet zitless.
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lol, well i feel silly *grins*
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y2k survivor, nice continuity.
Chasey, it’s okay. Many people don’t know what that is, and I’m not inclined to tell them.
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Wow that Crisquest guy is such a retard! I mean, who in the hell forgets the alphabet half way through an exercise and never notices?? You should block his dumb ass Avi!
“Quest really strives for unusual Vo-tech women, X-rated yet zitless.”
What a loser! Maybe h meant to say “…strides towards unusual… or even solicits to…” What I know for sure is the word FOR makes him a complete doofus loser in the game. — Anonymous :deadhorse:
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I like pie. :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :bukkake:
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…and Triscuits. :boobs1: :assshake:
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y2k survivor, it’s okay – we all have our moments of retardation.
Poppy, have you been drinking again?
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Drinking? *hic* when am I not drinking? *hic* I still like pie and Triscuits. :sex011:
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