Comments on: Kids http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:07:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mistress http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3765 Mistress Fri, 18 May 2007 07:05:36 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3765 I know I'm late but whatever. I am the spokesperson for childfree Black women...well me and Oprah....but anyway having kids is not fun and games. It mostly sucks. I'll never do it. Why stretch my crotch for an 18-20 year finacial and emotional obligation? My crotch deserves better don't you think? Anyway, abstain from children. Chances are, you won't regret it. I know I’m late but whatever.

I am the spokesperson for childfree Black women…well me and Oprah….but anyway having kids is not fun and games. It mostly sucks. I’ll never do it. Why stretch my crotch for an 18-20 year finacial and emotional obligation?

My crotch deserves better don’t you think?

Anyway, abstain from children. Chances are, you won’t regret it.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3220 Avitable Tue, 08 May 2007 20:14:01 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3220 <b>Crystal</b>, let's just assume he's 90. <b>Onetallmomma</b>, thanks for the visit and comment. <b>Annie</b>, oops. I've had so many Sim kids I can't keep 'em straight! Crystal, let’s just assume he’s 90.

Onetallmomma, thanks for the visit and comment.

Annie, oops. I’ve had so many Sim kids I can’t keep ‘em straight!

]]> By: annie http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3219 annie Tue, 08 May 2007 19:48:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3219 No OUR baby! One of your other bastard children is the alien! keep them straight! No OUR baby!
One of your other bastard children is the alien! keep them straight!

]]> By: onetallmomma http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3195 onetallmomma Tue, 08 May 2007 13:22:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3195 Found my way here from Blue's place. Great post and you got most of it right. I'll tell you a secret about being a parent. If we have our hearts and minds open they will always teach us more then we teach them. And in some cases, help us grow up and become the people we want to be. That is the only thing that keeps me from selling mine on e-bay and moving to the South of France where hot cabana boys would serve me cool drinks as I sit and read in the sun. Found my way here from Blue’s place. Great post and you got most of it right.

I’ll tell you a secret about being a parent. If we have our hearts and minds open they will always teach us more then we teach them. And in some cases, help us grow up and become the people we want to be.

That is the only thing that keeps me from selling mine on e-bay and moving to the South of France where hot cabana boys would serve me cool drinks as I sit and read in the sun.

]]> By: Crys! http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3192 Crys! Tue, 08 May 2007 13:05:45 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3192 i want to know how old michael is too! i asked him at my blog and he never answered there, either! SOMETHING IS GROWING STINKY AND MOLDY IN NEWARK! i want to know how old michael is too! i asked him at my blog and he never answered there, either! SOMETHING IS GROWING STINKY AND MOLDY IN NEWARK!

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3185 Avitable Tue, 08 May 2007 11:14:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3185 <b>Molly</b>, good enough for me! <b>Chasey</b>, yeah, when I was 2. <b>KG</b>, I can always buy a monkey! Molly, good enough for me!

Chasey, yeah, when I was 2.

KG, I can always buy a monkey!

]]> By: Kentucky Girl http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3179 Kentucky Girl Tue, 08 May 2007 05:55:30 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3179 Damn. And I wanted a little gorilla to keep Teddy Cheddy entertained. Damn. And I wanted a little gorilla to keep Teddy Cheddy entertained.

]]> By: Chasey http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3175 Chasey Tue, 08 May 2007 05:23:39 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3175 did you seriously shit behind the curtains, Av? that's pretty fucken rotten dude. i could so imagine my mother if i took a dump behind the curtains .. lol. i'd get my ass kicked to China. :lmao: did you seriously shit behind the curtains, Av? that’s pretty fucken rotten dude. i could so imagine my mother if i took a dump behind the curtains .. lol. i’d get my ass kicked to China.

:lmao:

]]> By: Molly http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3172 Molly Tue, 08 May 2007 02:42:43 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3172 I'm too lazy to read all of the above comments. So I'll just say...don't have kids. I’m too lazy to read all of the above comments. So I’ll just say…don’t have kids.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3171 Avitable Tue, 08 May 2007 02:42:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/05/07/kids/#comment-3171 <b>Amy</b>, I know! I totally expected you to be tits-deep in this discussion all day. Maggie is a little walking tornado of disaster, isn't she? Heh. <b>Heather</b>, I think I'd be stricter than you'd expect. <b>Steph</b>, I have high expectations, though. It would not be an easy time - they'd have to work hard and really kick ass to get any respect from me. <b>Michael</b>, how old are you, exactly? I never got a sense that you were very old from your blog. Hm. <b>Jacki</b>, thanks for your input! Amy, I know! I totally expected you to be tits-deep in this discussion all day. Maggie is a little walking tornado of disaster, isn’t she? Heh.

Heather, I think I’d be stricter than you’d expect.

Steph, I have high expectations, though. It would not be an easy time – they’d have to work hard and really kick ass to get any respect from me.

Michael, how old are you, exactly? I never got a sense that you were very old from your blog. Hm.

Jacki, thanks for your input!

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