Last night's dinner
At first, I was thinking that making a video post was lazy blogging, but then I realized with the filming and editing and uploading, it's actually harder than writing a 500-word post. Plus, I'm putting my shit out there for the world to judge. So I don't feel guilty about doing these. And, if your browser is too fucking retarded to see the embedded video, you can view it on Youtube directly.
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Bravo!!! Bravo!!! :clap: :thumbsup: :dance:
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That looked like an incredibly healthy dinner… I was waiting for the 'oreo stuck in the teeth' shot.
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WTF?!
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Seriously?
Is it my perfume? Do I smell bad?
Is there something in my teeth?
It's not like I've ever even eaten SPAM. I don't know how I keep being treated like spam.
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You're becoming quite the videographer. I'm impressed, and oh yeah, I'm impressed you ate that huge Oreo in one bite. :boobs4:
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That close up… it looked like you had stuffed pieces of skin… or ears… in between 2 oreo biscuits… eeewww!!!
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That is so wrong, dude.
When are you coming to Hawaii? I'll make you chicken or something. Too many oreos will make you puke :p. :crying: :crying: :crying:
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I like the cream in the middle, but that is to much cream for even me at one time!!
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good lord. I can't believe you ate 7 Oreo stuffings. LOL That makes me queasy just thinking about it. :puke:
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I didn't know the creme could be removed that easily. How could I have made it this far in life and not known that?
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So, are there times when Amy comes upon you doing something like this, sort of cocks her head to the side, and just sighs?
I'm thinking you get that a lot.
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Kal, you know, I've wondered that myself about Amy. I'd really like to meet her — she's some kinda special lady.
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Oh gawd, I forgot to include some boobs in my last comment. :boobs4:
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You are such a piggie! Thanks for the lovely shot of the chewed-up Oreos. Nice touch. :lmao:
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Chocolate Oreos are better.
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:lmao: That was a great video! The dinner of TRUE champions!
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That was hilarious. My favorite parts:
1. You pretending to be tough unhappy guy until you showed us the Oreos, and then you show us your pretty smile.
2. Carefully lining up the Oreos.
3. You smooshing the filling into a manageable height so you could EAT IT.
4. Proud smile at the end.
Loved the music and, again, YOUR NAILS ARE SO PRETTY. I will never believe that you just bite them to make them look that way. Never, never, ever never.
And, by the way, the brown remnant of cookie left on the pink creme filling looks like poo. You ate poo!
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Amy, that song worked well, didn't it?
Geeky, it's fun making the videos and tweaking them and editing them.
DB, maybe they were ears!
Beth, how about Chicken Oreos?
Angel, the Strawberry Milkshake creme is awesome – you can never eat too much.
KG, yeah, but you don't like Cadbury Eggs, so your opinion doesn't count.
Mr. Fabulous, it's not the case with normal Oreos. These, however, fall right off the cookie.
Kal, well, usually I do these at night after she's in bed. But otherwise, she's the biggest fan of my dance video. She only sighs when I'm talking about comic books.
Geeky, she's damn special.
Denise, a boy's gotta eat dinner, ya know?
Heather, no, they're not. These strawberry ones are amazing.
NYCWD, this reminds me. You should get Oreo Os for your next cereal.
Poppy, men don't have pretty smiles.
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That didn't look tasty, but glad you enjoyed it! :thumbsup:
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OMG that was AWESOME!! Seriously. You should have saved that for Saturday – that was GREAT.
(but the Oreo thing? um, I'm pretty sure I just threw up. Ew)
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Maybe?
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The fact that you were able to eat those with NOTHING to wash them down astounds me, and, frankly, makes me thirsty.
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Um… no that's ok, I'll take your word for it. It's getting to the point where – even though I am viewing from the home office with nobody else around – it still isn't work appropriate around here!
You do something disgusting with that cookie, don't you? You screw that cookie… DON'T YOU!?
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That was oddly sexy. I'm a little turned on right now. :batting:
I also wish we had Strawbery Milkshake Oreos here in Canada.
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I just bought some of those last night. They're amazing.
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I just wonder…Do you have a lot of cavities? Are you on a first name basis with your dentist? lol
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Jen, didn't look tasty? It looks scrumptious!
Britterpated, thanks! I wanted to save it for Saturday, but I also had nothing for today.
DB, mmmmm…. ears.
Tracy, I had a Diet Coke after the video.
RW, somebody hasn't had their morning coffee yet.
Dragon, I'll have to eat cookies on cam more often.
Bonnie, I know! I am hoarding some for the future.
Angel, My teeth are great. I brush them very frequently.
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Very funny! I thought – how is he gonna put that whole thing in his mouth. Oh MUSH it – duh!! lol
This looks like something my 9 yr old would have doing too!
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So what's the record for oreo fillings in one bite? Is this it – 7?
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Seriously, have you ever tried the chocolate ones? Heaven!
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Britterpated, he he he
By the way – I forgot to tell you. PERFECT song. And come to find out I did know it – I just didn't realize that's what it was called (I'm not good with song titles), and I'd never listened to the lyrics as closely. And now I must have it from iTunes. Now.
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Cheri, and such is my daily life as a 9-year old trapped in the body of a 30-year old gorilla.
Tug, I'm sure there's more than that. I should try to do an entire package sometime.
Heather, yeah, they're good, but the strawberry ones are even better.
Britt's a Wonderful Life, I knew once you heard it you would have known it. And yeah, I thought the song was a good fit. I went through about 100 songs before I tried that one.
Sheila, I don't know why you keep getting caught in spam! Are you putting something weird down for your URL maybe? Try posting without a URL one time and see if that works.
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New contest – who can guess how many…there's an idea for ya'. :woohoo: :boobs4: :boobs2:
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My reaction was "shudder ewww". My husband walks is and says "that's cool!"
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that looked DELISH, avi! although I prefer the original DoubleStuf…
next time, tape yourself eating a chocolate covered burrito…I've GOT to see that…LOL
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I write an entire unabridged critique of your video and all you can say is that men don't have pretty smiles?
Your smile was cute? Your smile was adorable? Your smile was the fucking hawtest thing I've ever seen in my entire life? What do you want from me?!?!?
I think you should vlog your lunches. I would really like to see you eat one of this "chick fil-a" thingies. Or a DoubleStuf. *giggle*
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Tug, you are BRILLIANT! :boobs1: :heartbeat:
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:sex023: Thanks Poppy!! :boobs1:
:sex011: :3some: :jerkoff2:
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Oooh, we're bringing out the toys!!! :sex014: :assshake: :heartbeat:
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Corporate censorship suck donkey dick. I cannot view anyform of it here at work. I will have to when I get home tonight.
Damn!
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Tug, I'm sure it's in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Fogspinner, your husband is clearly a smart man.
Dawn, yes, it was. Making your own DoubleStuf is even more fun.
Poppy, well, I agreed with the rest of it! Except the nails thing.
TMP, that sucks! Well, at least you'll have something fun to do tonight.
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No, Avi – YOU need to do a contest to see how many YOU can fit in the gorilla mouth of yours. :sex023:
Poppy, it's been far too long between comment orgies. :deadhorse: :bukkake: :sex014:
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Avi – You were also rockin' the sexy hair. The lady barber does good work. :heartbeat:
Tug – My bad, my bad. Was feeling uninspired in the orgy area lately. Will take a double dose today, though! :boobs4: :tongue1: :sex003:
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Avi, what happened to this guy? He seems to have stopped licking… He used to actually move. :sex003:
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No worries Poppy, I've actually had to WORK lately too. ratbastards.
Have we licked him out? :cocksuck2: :tongue1: :boobs5:
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A.) Now that's fucking genuine.
B.) I thought you were going to waste the chocolate
C.) You're my hero.
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Yes. That and think of ways to work from home.
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Tug, I don't fancy projectile vomiting on camera, though.
Poppy, yeah, she was a good one. I think I'll stick with her. And the smiley is moving for me.
Jordie, everything I do is genuine! And I know I'm your hero. You have my address to send panties.
TMP, it's less fun than it seems.
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This is only a test…
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interesting. I'll take it.
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I suppose… I like my new office and I really do not use it enough… I Kinda feel guilty having it…. I need to figure out some scheme to launder money or some shit…. Any ideas??
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Sheila, that is really strange. Akismet doesn't like your URL for some reason.
TMP, three words: web cam porn.
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Good point. 'Cause then I'd vomit. Which might get me out of work, but probably not. :banghead:
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You get me a webcam and I will make use of it. :boobs2: :sex011:
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Avi, the smiley is not moving for me, but it's my browser.
Tug, I like to lick.
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Poppy, you do it so well… :sex023:
Hot Grandma…I :heartbeat: you! :3some:
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Queen of the horndogs… :clap: :thumbsup:
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Horndogs? I looooooove horndogs. Especially when they're covered in mustard. Yummy. :cocksuck2:
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YOU'RE the horndog Poppy :sex007: :boobs3: :boobs4: Love thyself…but don't forget me. :sex011: :3some:
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Bossy is impressed with the skill in which you can pick the STUFF out of the Oreo in one swoop. Bossy usually needs to scrape her gigantic teeth across the cookie to accomplish similar.
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You have BIG mouth dude.
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I love myself covered in mustard! Yummy! (Hmm, where's the licking myself smiley…)
Tug, this is for you: :boobs2: :sex023:
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I really wish I had sound on this computer!
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LORD. I FINALLY got to watch it. Holy hell! You certainly are a health nut!!!
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Ooh baby, ooh baby…spicy, yet………….sweet. :woohoo: :boobs2: :sex003:
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:3some: :woohoo: :assshake:
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Tug, we can't have you vomiting.
TMP, I can recommend a good one!
Poppy, stupid Macs!
Bossy, it's this particular type of cookie. The other Oreos don't have that flexibility.
Mistress Yoda, is this how you comment when work has drained your brain all day long?
Steph, me too! You need a damn headset.
TMP, I know! I'm like Jim Ficks.
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Avi – Nope, no vomitting here. :dance:
Poppy – :heartbeat: :deadhorse: :boobs4:
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Oh, you did NOT JUST GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I have absolutely no loyalty to Macs. Or PCs. Or computers. They're all evil.
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Tug – Time for the big guns. :martini: :sex011: :martini: :bukkake: :martini: :jerkoff2:
If I do any more Avi will edit me.
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:boobs1: BIGGUNS…heh. :boobs5: :boobs3: :jerkoff2:
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nnum!
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Pretty much.
I was impressed because I have the smallest mouth ever.
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Tug, yeah, mutual vomiting sucks.
Poppy, I know you don't.
Crystal, your constant eloquence amazes me.
Mistress Yoda, yet you're purportedly so good at :cocksuck2:
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It's quite the mystery isn't it? :angel:
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And that's why we need a demonstrative video, with a banana or cucumber.
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You guys are relentless…aren't people online who do that supposed to be paid for it?
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i would be more eloquent but the video player on your screen keeps blocking the comment box so i can't see what i'm typing and so i don't know whether this is filled with typos or not. probably not though, given my proficiency in all things, generally.
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CHECK ME OUT HAHA! I'M A ROCK STAR!
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Mistress Yoda, you can't claim to be really good as something and not show it!
Crystal, you are a fucking rock star! If you'd upgrade your IE or use Firefox, you wouldn't have these problems, ya know!
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Where do I draw the line of dirty blogging and pornography?
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If you use a real penis, it's pornography.
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Ok, I'll see about working on an instructional video this weekend but I will keep it private. I don't want Mr. Yoda's ex to start claiming I'm a prostitute.
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Yeah, keeping it private is okay.
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Ok, but you owe me. Oh and now I'm gonna have to do the funbags trick for Fab.
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Yeah, that would be a good one, too.
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I've got a busy weekend.
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Yup, you've got quite the series of assignments ahead of you!
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:cocksuck2: I am certain you can.
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watching you eat 7 oreos at one time made me feel a little green… :puke:
oh my goodness interesting smilie :fisting:
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Nice video! I have to try Strawberry Oreos already! Yummy…
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TMP, your first vlog was pretty good, although, like I suggested, more nudity.
Gemini, green? It should make you hungry for Oreos!
Cat, yes, you do. They're delicious.
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Damn it, I wanted the tops that you scraped the creme filling off of . . . does that sound weird to you? It sounds weird to me. Maybe I didn't want them after all. Nevermind. :shit:
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