At first, I was thinking that making a video post was lazy blogging, but then I realized with the filming and editing and uploading, it's actually harder than writing a 500-word post. Plus, I'm putting my shit out there for the world to judge. So I don't feel guilty about doing these. And, if your browser is too fucking retarded to see the embedded video, you can view it on Youtube directly.
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Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
Comments by Amy
That looked like an incredibly healthy dinner... I was waiting for the 'oreo stuck in the teeth' shot.
Comments by Sheila
WTF?!
Seriously?
Is it my perfume? Do I smell bad?
Is there something in my teeth?
It's not like I've ever even eaten SPAM. I don't know how I keep being treated like spam.
Comments by Sheila
You're becoming quite the videographer. I'm impressed, and oh yeah, I'm impressed you ate that huge Oreo in one bite.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
That close up... it looked like you had stuffed pieces of skin... or ears... in between 2 oreo biscuits... eeewww!!!
Comments by DutchBitch
That is so wrong, dude.
When are you coming to Hawaii? I'll make you chicken or something. Too many oreos will make you puke :p.
Comments by Bethie
I like the cream in the middle, but that is to much cream for even me at one time!!
Comments by Angel
good lord. I can't believe you ate 7 Oreo stuffings. LOL That makes me queasy just thinking about it.
Comments by Kentucky Girl
I didn't know the creme could be removed that easily. How could I have made it this far in life and not known that?
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
So, are there times when Amy comes upon you doing something like this, sort of cocks her head to the side, and just sighs?
I'm thinking you get that a lot.
Comments by Kal Jones
Kal, you know, I've wondered that myself about Amy. I'd really like to meet her — she's some kinda special lady.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Oh gawd, I forgot to include some boobs in my last comment.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
You are such a piggie! Thanks for the lovely shot of the chewed-up Oreos. Nice touch.
Comments by DeniseTN
Chocolate Oreos are better.
Comments by heather
Comments by NYC Watchdog
That was hilarious. My favorite parts:
1. You pretending to be tough unhappy guy until you showed us the Oreos, and then you show us your pretty smile.
2. Carefully lining up the Oreos.
3. You smooshing the filling into a manageable height so you could EAT IT.
4. Proud smile at the end.
Loved the music and, again, YOUR NAILS ARE SO PRETTY. I will never believe that you just bite them to make them look that way. Never, never, ever never.
And, by the way, the brown remnant of cookie left on the pink creme filling looks like poo. You ate poo!
Comments by Poppy
Amy, that song worked well, didn't it?
Geeky, it's fun making the videos and tweaking them and editing them.
DB, maybe they were ears!
Beth, how about Chicken Oreos?
Angel, the Strawberry Milkshake creme is awesome - you can never eat too much.
KG, yeah, but you don't like Cadbury Eggs, so your opinion doesn't count.
Mr. Fabulous, it's not the case with normal Oreos. These, however, fall right off the cookie.
Kal, well, usually I do these at night after she's in bed. But otherwise, she's the biggest fan of my dance video. She only sighs when I'm talking about comic books.
Geeky, she's damn special.
Denise, a boy's gotta eat dinner, ya know?
Heather, no, they're not. These strawberry ones are amazing.
NYCWD, this reminds me. You should get Oreo Os for your next cereal.
Poppy, men don't have pretty smiles.
Comments by Avitable
That didn't look tasty, but glad you enjoyed it!
Comments by Jen
OMG that was AWESOME!! Seriously. You should have saved that for Saturday - that was GREAT.
(but the Oreo thing? um, I'm pretty sure I just threw up. Ew)
Comments by Miss Britt
Maybe?
Comments by DutchBitch
The fact that you were able to eat those with NOTHING to wash them down astounds me, and, frankly, makes me thirsty.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Um... no that's ok, I'll take your word for it. It's getting to the point where - even though I am viewing from the home office with nobody else around - it still isn't work appropriate around here!
You do something disgusting with that cookie, don't you? You screw that cookie... DON'T YOU!?
Comments by RW
That was oddly sexy. I'm a little turned on right now.
I also wish we had Strawbery Milkshake Oreos here in Canada. :(
Comments by Dragon
I just bought some of those last night. They're amazing.
Comments by Bonnie
I just wonder...Do you have a lot of cavities? Are you on a first name basis with your dentist? lol
Comments by Angel
Jen, didn't look tasty? It looks scrumptious!
Britterpated, thanks! I wanted to save it for Saturday, but I also had nothing for today.
DB, mmmmm.... ears.
Tracy, I had a Diet Coke after the video.
RW, somebody hasn't had their morning coffee yet.
Dragon, I'll have to eat cookies on cam more often.
Bonnie, I know! I am hoarding some for the future.
Angel, My teeth are great. I brush them very frequently.
Comments by Avitable
Very funny! I thought - how is he gonna put that whole thing in his mouth. Oh MUSH it - duh!! lol
This looks like something my 9 yr old would have doing too!
Comments by Cheri
So what's the record for oreo fillings in one bite? Is this it - 7?
Comments by Tug
Seriously, have you ever tried the chocolate ones? Heaven!
Comments by heather
Britterpated, he he he
By the way - I forgot to tell you. PERFECT song. And come to find out I did know it - I just didn't realize that's what it was called (I'm not good with song titles), and I'd never listened to the lyrics as closely. And now I must have it from iTunes. Now.
Comments by Miss Britt
Cheri, and such is my daily life as a 9-year old trapped in the body of a 30-year old gorilla.
Tug, I'm sure there's more than that. I should try to do an entire package sometime.
Heather, yeah, they're good, but the strawberry ones are even better.
Britt's a Wonderful Life, I knew once you heard it you would have known it. And yeah, I thought the song was a good fit. I went through about 100 songs before I tried that one.
Sheila, I don't know why you keep getting caught in spam! Are you putting something weird down for your URL maybe? Try posting without a URL one time and see if that works.
Comments by Avitable
New contest - who can guess how many...there's an idea for ya'.
Comments by Tug
My reaction was "shudder ewww". My husband walks is and says "that's cool!"
Comments by Fogspinner
that looked DELISH, avi! although I prefer the original DoubleStuf...
next time, tape yourself eating a chocolate covered burrito...I've GOT to see that...LOL
Comments by Webmiztris
I write an entire unabridged critique of your video and all you can say is that men don't have pretty smiles?
Your smile was cute? Your smile was adorable? Your smile was the fucking hawtest thing I've ever seen in my entire life? What do you want from me?!?!?
I think you should vlog your lunches. I would really like to see you eat one of this "chick fil-a" thingies. Or a DoubleStuf. *giggle*
Comments by Poppy
Tug, you are BRILLIANT!
Comments by Poppy
Comments by Tug
Oooh, we're bringing out the toys!!!
Comments by Poppy
Corporate censorship suck donkey dick. I cannot view anyform of it here at work. I will have to when I get home tonight.
Damn!
Comments by themuttprincess
Tug, I'm sure it's in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Fogspinner, your husband is clearly a smart man.
Dawn, yes, it was. Making your own DoubleStuf is even more fun.
Poppy, well, I agreed with the rest of it! Except the nails thing.
TMP, that sucks! Well, at least you'll have something fun to do tonight.
Comments by Avitable
No, Avi - YOU need to do a contest to see how many YOU can fit in the gorilla mouth of yours.
Poppy, it's been far too long between comment orgies.
Comments by Tug
Avi - You were also rockin' the sexy hair. The lady barber does good work.
Tug - My bad, my bad. Was feeling uninspired in the orgy area lately. Will take a double dose today, though!
Comments by Poppy
Avi, what happened to this guy? He seems to have stopped licking... He used to actually move.
Comments by Poppy
No worries Poppy, I've actually had to WORK lately too. ratbastards.
Have we licked him out?
Comments by Tug
A.) Now that's fucking genuine.
B.) I thought you were going to waste the chocolate
C.) You're my hero.
Comments by Jordie
Yes. That and think of ways to work from home.
Comments by themuttprincess
Tug, I don't fancy projectile vomiting on camera, though.
Poppy, yeah, she was a good one. I think I'll stick with her. And the smiley is moving for me.
Jordie, everything I do is genuine! And I know I'm your hero. You have my address to send panties.
TMP, it's less fun than it seems.
Comments by Avitable
This is only a test...
Comments by Sheila
interesting. I'll take it.
Comments by Sheila
I suppose... I like my new office and I really do not use it enough... I Kinda feel guilty having it.... I need to figure out some scheme to launder money or some shit.... Any ideas??
Comments by themuttprincess
Sheila, that is really strange. Akismet doesn't like your URL for some reason.
TMP, three words: web cam porn.
Comments by Avitable
Good point. 'Cause then I'd vomit. Which might get me out of work, but probably not.
Comments by Tug
You get me a webcam and I will make use of it.
Comments by themuttprincess
Avi, the smiley is not moving for me, but it's my browser.
Tug, I like to lick.
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, you do it so well...
Hot Grandma...I
you! 
Comments by Tug
Queen of the horndogs...
Comments by Tug
Horndogs? I looooooove horndogs. Especially when they're covered in mustard. Yummy.
Comments by Poppy
YOU'RE the horndog Poppy
Love thyself...but don't forget me. 
Comments by Tug
Bossy is impressed with the skill in which you can pick the STUFF out of the Oreo in one swoop. Bossy usually needs to scrape her gigantic teeth across the cookie to accomplish similar.
Comments by BOSSY
You have BIG mouth dude.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I love myself covered in mustard! Yummy! (Hmm, where's the licking myself smiley...)
Tug, this is for you:
Comments by Poppy
I really wish I had sound on this computer!
Comments by stephanie
LORD. I FINALLY got to watch it. Holy hell! You certainly are a health nut!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
Ooh baby, ooh baby...spicy, yet.............sweet.
Comments by Tug
Comments by Poppy
Tug, we can't have you vomiting.
TMP, I can recommend a good one!
Poppy, stupid Macs!
Bossy, it's this particular type of cookie. The other Oreos don't have that flexibility.
Mistress Yoda, is this how you comment when work has drained your brain all day long?
Steph, me too! You need a damn headset.
TMP, I know! I'm like Jim Ficks.
Comments by Avitable
Avi - Nope, no vomitting here.
Poppy -
Comments by Tug
Oh, you did NOT JUST GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I have absolutely no loyalty to Macs. Or PCs. Or computers. They're all evil.
Comments by Poppy
Tug - Time for the big guns.
If I do any more Avi will edit me.
Comments by Poppy
Comments by Tug
nnum!
Comments by Crys!
Pretty much.
I was impressed because I have the smallest mouth ever.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Tug, yeah, mutual vomiting sucks.
Poppy, I know you don't.
Crystal, your constant eloquence amazes me.
Mistress Yoda, yet you're purportedly so good at
Comments by Avitable
It's quite the mystery isn't it?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
And that's why we need a demonstrative video, with a banana or cucumber.
Comments by Avitable
You guys are relentless...aren't people online who do that supposed to be paid for it?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
i would be more eloquent but the video player on your screen keeps blocking the comment box so i can't see what i'm typing and so i don't know whether this is filled with typos or not. probably not though, given my proficiency in all things, generally.
Comments by Crys!
CHECK ME OUT HAHA! I'M A ROCK STAR!
Comments by Crys!
Mistress Yoda, you can't claim to be really good as something and not show it!
Crystal, you are a fucking rock star! If you'd upgrade your IE or use Firefox, you wouldn't have these problems, ya know!
Comments by Avitable
Where do I draw the line of dirty blogging and pornography?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
If you use a real penis, it's pornography.
Comments by Avitable
Ok, I'll see about working on an instructional video this weekend but I will keep it private. I don't want Mr. Yoda's ex to start claiming I'm a prostitute.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Yeah, keeping it private is okay.
Comments by Avitable
Ok, but you owe me. Oh and now I'm gonna have to do the funbags trick for Fab.