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As it says in the video, leave me suggestions for two random keywords or concepts to discuss for my subsequent vlogs. Anything’s fine – I’m open to it.
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What Would Jesus Do?
My new band
You love it when I’m mean to you.
I choose tennis and porcupines.
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Two observations:
1. OW.
2. I can’t believe you didn’t break your nose doing that.
Repeat #1.
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OK. First of all, my action figure that says “go browns” “fight with a cat” and “I’ll get you” is way cooler than Robocop. And I would love to have seen you take that hat off!
Next vlog? How about vacuum cleaners and bubblegum.
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Yep, we need to see it come off tomorrow. THE HAT PERV……. :boobs5:
I say speedos and turkey legs.
I don’t know why…probably best not to wonder. :angel: :dance: :sexytime:
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I think a headless Avi is scary!
Uhm, how about envelopes and toothpaste?
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Ok. Picking two items of my desk.
How about air freshener and lotion.
Be glad I didn’t pick soda and ben gay.
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Okay, I’m trying this again without the url for my website filled in.
“I am left to wonder how you are going to get that hat off of your head, and I love the “White and Nerdy” song at the end! Here are two random topics for you:
1. Cameras
2. Doctor’s Offices.
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Eraserhead…
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Where was your wife when you did that? Did she have to rescue you?
How about:
1. old biddies
2. bubble gum
:boobs2:
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Oh I forgot…
Flagellaters and whipped cream….
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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It’s good to know that you can fit into uncomfortable places… like that hat and the back of a Volkswagen.
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You looked like Drex from Osmosis Jones with the hat pulled all the way over your head.
Hmm… Two topics. How about nose and banana. C’mon. You know you want to shove a banana up your nose… Do it… Do it!
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Did you have a hard time getting the hat off of your head? :lmao:
My two words:
feminine itching
Monks
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Poppy, the cloth of a hat is not stronger than the bridge of my nose. And you made me run away and cry in my pillow you were so mean!
Heather, nothing’s cooler than Robocop!
Tug, next time I’ll wear nothing but the hat!
Sheila, scarier than the Headless Horseman?
Fogspinner, those are going to be tough.
Angel, not sure why it got caught in the filger. Hm. And I figured “White and Nerdy” was appropriate.
RW, you don’t strike me as the type to like David Lynch.
Jenny, she was in bed, so I was on my own.
NYCWD, and your mom’s butt.
Kal, those might be too easy.
Denise, yeah, I had to turn it inside out. It was on there really tight!
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You like it when I make you cry in your pillow. :sex014: :sex007: :fisting: :heartbeat:
I thought of something else for you to vlog about so I’d like another chance, and as many chances as I want actually, because this should be a brainstorming area. I pick: radiation safety and Russian hookers.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I pick:
A How To Guide On Manipulation
secrets
vanity
metrosexual
denial
Does that help??
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In heaven… everything is fine…
/singing
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Twitter: hismuse
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Why does that turn me on?
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Poppy, not cry, bite.
Britt, so what are you saying exactly? Whore.
RW, so you’re a fanatic, eh?
Mistress Yoda, you want me to wear you like a hat? :tongue1:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I thought that was my dream last night….
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Twitter: missbritt
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Pfft. You wish.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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It would have been funny to see you trying to get the damn thing OFF. :lmao:
I, personally, would like a vlog episode in which you throw random squishy food items into running fans.
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Next week do…
Robocop and hats
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How did you get the hat off?
Oh and my 2 items are
scissors and cds
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I wish you had to cut that hat open to escape.
You look like some sort of new flat headed henchmen for some great character via Image.
–>Comics/Chocolate Covered Burritos–how are they significant? By being amazing, that’s how.
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I just pissed my pants watching your killer dance moves! You got mad skillz, yo! :dance:
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WTF? That was the worst segue I’ve ever heard. :lmao:
Here are my two topics.
1. Discuss the conspiracy theroy that the
Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA.
2. Belly button lint
Can’t wait to see the segue for those two.
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Yeah, but your Robocop doesn’t say “fight with a cat”. I’d like to see you pull some panty hose over your head. That would be a good vlog.
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Sorry, I left the wrong link. Damn it to hell
:tongue1:
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Mistress Yoda, was it a wet dream?
Britt, I don’t wish – I know!
Tracy, yeah, that was the painful part.
Clown, maybe next week I will. It will blow your mind.
TMP, very carefully. Those are two good items.
Jordie, I was able to roll it off. So you’re giving me suggestions and then answering it?
Peggy, which dance moves? The one in this video, or the awesome one in the sidebar?
Dragon, it was a brilliant segue, thank you very much.
Heather, but then I’d have to rob a bank.
Peggy, it’s okay. I’ll forgive ya.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Well I oddly woke up covered in some strange liquid…is that a wet dream?
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Was it strange and salty?
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Twitter: hismuse
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Yeah, how’d you know?
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I’ll never tell! :jerkoff2:
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This beats the hell out of spraying air freshener in your face.
I’m drawing a complete blank on topics. Instead I have two people for you:
Mitch Hedberg
Alan Arkin
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Wait, are you biting my pillows or am I biting yours? I’m game for both. :assshake: :boobs1:
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Ketchup and a Barbie doll.
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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Amy, I don’t know if spraying a nice smell on my eyeball is better or worse than getting a hat stuck on my head.
Poppy, oh, I know you are.
Mr. Fab, coincidentally what I ate for dinner.
CP’s Hotband, that’s it? A sad face? That’s all you have to say?
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That hat move. . . kind of seems like giving birth, but backwards or something.
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Well, it certainly felt like I’d think going back into the womb would.
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Except a little less moist, right?
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Hah! I almost said that exact same thing when I was writing my first reply.
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with the hat pulled down over your head, you looked like Barney the Dinosaur blindfolded and with his mouth duct-taped shut…Just how I like him.
I suggest Viagra and Niagara Falls…
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I like Barney grilled with some barbecue sauce, personally.
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Oh, I meant the ones in the sidebar. If you have more to show, I want to see!!! :sex003:
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I’m impressed. I’ve worn that hat of yours before and it’s not very stretchy and it’s pretty tight! You got skillz…
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Peggy, more dance videos will eventually be forthcoming.
Cat, you even have a picture of you wearing that hat on your website! I remember when we took those.
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