RW gets shit on by his employer, and if anyone doesn't deserve it, it's RW. The main built the business from the ground up for the employer and just got fucked in the ass and punched in the crotch. Go give him some support.
Robin (aka Mistress Yoda) decides that "furkids" is a good name for her vagina, and she plans on talking about her vagina every Friday in the near future.
Heather thinks about the type of person who would want to masturbate with an animal. She doesn't admit her crush on gorillas, though.
Dave travels to Greece for a bad Hard Rock meal and some time to enjoy awesome Greek ass to mouth action.
New York City's Watch Dog gives me an apple that I really want to bite into.

Updated

In creating this post last night, half-asleep (and boy, does Dave look weird in my drawing. My last Dave was much better! And why is everyone sticking their hands in the air?), I forgot that today was also Mother's Day. Since none of you are my mother, I'm not wishing any of you Happy Mother's Day. However, I'd like to say Happy MILF's Day, because some of you are most definitely MILFs!

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Awwww you and Dave are so cute together ;).

Comments by Hilly

comment by Hilly Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 1:23 am

These illustrations of yours are breathtaking, you definitely have a career, should this blogging never take off... however, now I am so focused on that ass-shake "smiley" that I totally forgot what I was supposed to say...

Comments by rockyjay

comment by rockyjay Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 2:35 am

"furkids" Hm.. I guess it's applicable for some vagina's but not all...

Talking about your vagina is the best there is though! Ahhh.... Oh no! I am confused. Touching it is the best!

Comments by DutchBitch

comment by DutchBitch Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 3:08 am

My new motto for Robin's furkid is "It's fun for the whole family!"

Comments by Mr. Fabulous

comment by Mr. Fabulous Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 5:47 am

Poor RW! That stinks!!!

I was wondering if Mistress Yoda was looking for way to blog about her vagina. She's so smart! Pretending that it's about a cat is genius!

I don't get the whole masturbating-with-animals thing. I also don't get the let's-have-a-dog-lick-peanut-butter-off-one's-pussy thing either. Can someone please explain? What if the dog gets the urge to bite?

Dave's in Greece? That bitch! I'm jealous. I wanna go.

You're an Apple fan, too? What the hell is the attraction? She screams "filthy skank" to me.

Comments by DeniseTN

comment by DeniseTN Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 7:11 am

And to make matters worse, that toilet paper rolls out from underneath instead of over the top which is just... ugh... so wrong!

Comments by RW

comment by RW Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 7:48 am

Oh well...my furkid just went out to play...

Comments by Mistress Yoda

comment by Mistress Yoda Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 7:58 am

It was worth the $13 it costs to load this page from onboard internet just to see me in a toga...

Comments by Dave2

comment by Dave2 Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 8:03 am

You need to become a cartoonist!

Comments by Girl, Dislocated

comment by Girl, Dislocated Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 8:50 am

I am still in shock that Dave went ass to mouth for you.

And I kind of thought you'd have some "happy mother's day moms" thing - although now I can't for the life of me think why I would have thought that! LOL

Comments by Miss Britt

comment by Miss Britt Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 9:20 am

I gorillas.

Comments by heather

comment by heather Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 10:02 am

Hilly, I'm totally gay for him.

RockyJay, it's transfixing, isn't it?

DB, even hairless, it could be called a furkid.

Mr. Fabulous, how about "A safe place for your kids to play!"?

Denise, I think a dog uses its teeth when it licks, too, but maybe some people like that shit. And Fiona Apple has a beautiful soul.

RW, I know! Where's proper bathroom etiquette, at the very least.

Mistress Yoda, I hope your furkid knows to only play with Mr. Yoda!

Dave, I'm sorry it was such a poor rendition. I'll have to try harder next time.

Girl, Dislocated, I'd a hundredaire!

Britts & Ass, I added a Mother's Day update, just for you. And my mom doesn't read this blog, so it didn't even occur to me.

Heather, this gorilla is playing with his banana right now.

Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 10:12 am

I think she might be getting into some trouble out there, she keeps coming back with ticks.

comment by Mistress Yoda Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 11:12 am

And I'm petting my fur...never mind.

"Happy MILF's Day." I like that.

comment by heather Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 11:12 am

Mistress Yoda, maybe you should keep her better trimmed.

Heather, boy, you have a dirty mind! I'm just an innocent man -

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 11:19 am

What did you think I was talking about? I have four kitties.

Innocent my

comment by heather Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 12:44 pm

That is one of the most life-like renderings of myself I have ever seen. Unfortunately I never considered Fiona as having a beautiful soul... I'm all about her body.

Comments by NYC Watchdog

comment by NYC Watchdog Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

Heather, I am! Don't corrupt me.

WD, by soul, I meant boobs.

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

Since you didn't mention GILF, I'll just assume I'm in the mom category....

Comments by Tug

comment by Tug Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

Do I count as a furry [kid] MILF? If so, then thank you.

I have been thinking about RW all day and I am so sad that he was kicked to the curb. Usually I am thrilled for people who get to start a new chapter/adventure in life, but I'm genuinely sad about his employer's decision. I could never be a salesperson, just too cutthroat...

[I originally omitted kid but then realized it sounded like I'm the furry one. And although there might be a part of me that's furry, I'm not talking about that. at the moment.]

Comments by Poppy

comment by Poppy Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

Togas are the one thing that almost everyone looks good in.

Not to change the subject or anything, but I love the way pudding feels on my skin.

Comments by Greg

comment by Greg Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 7:04 pm

Tug, I don't know . . . at your age?

Poppy, it is cutthroat, and he didn't deserve it. He'll reap plenty of benefits soon, I'm sure.

Greg, me too! $200 worth of pudding, especially.

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

I understand...you're not used to someone of 'this age' being this hot. It's ok. I'm used to being a rebel.

comment by Tug Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

Avi - you are doing everyone a great humanitarian service by providing the week in review. Now if I am too busy, or drunk, to check up on all of the wonderfulness that makes up the blogging world, I can get quick updates through this post.

And really, MILF day should be put on the national holiday calendar. Although, it would be fun to send a PTO request through with MILF as a reason why you are taking time off work... I'm just sayin'...

I am now doing this exercise daily to firm up those problem areas:

Comments by ADW

comment by ADW Sunday, May 13, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

Tug, I have never seen a photo of you. You should email me one. Naked, please.

ADW, and I only pick the best posts for each week.

comment by Avitable Monday, May 14, 2007 @ 1:17 pm

You'd shit if I did. NOT because of the picture - I didn't say puke.

and no, I'm not going to.

HI AMY!

comment by Tug Monday, May 14, 2007 @ 2:09 pm