Sotally Tober
Yesterday's drunk video that Britt did got me thinking about the numerous drunk dials she's made to me at my office. My phone is one of those multi-line phones that can do everything you can imagine, including recording phone conversations on the fly! So I decided to go through the hours of drunk calls that I had recorded and pick a few choice tidbits to share with you. I tried this new soundboard website, so let's see how it works. If you can't view it or use it, you can go to the direct link here. Also, keep a hand on your volume – some of these are a bit loud.
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Posted in Bloggers | Tags: avitable, britt, comedy, funny, miss britt, sarcasm, sex, soundboard, women
Please tell me you don't save drunk texts too. :crazywife:
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:lmao: In most of these, she sounds mad at you…What did you do to her? lol
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Boy, how often does Britt call you drunk? Do we need an intervention?
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I agree. what did you do to piss her off? I'm scared of Britt… She would stab me in the ovaries in a heartbeat!
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AVI!!!! You were supposed to turn these into RINGTONES and then
whore Britt outsell them!!!:sex011:
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At least she doesn't sound like a raging violent alcoholic.
She's one of those "fun drunks".
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Poor Britt. If I lived in Iowa I'd be drunk and angry all the time too.
We should send a helicopter and airlift her out of there.
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Makes me wonder who hired who…?
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Heather, well, I don't ever really throw anything away! :lmao:
Angel, she wasn't mad at me. She was mainly telling stories about people she was mad at.
Sheila, maybe every few weeks. I encourage it, for my own fun.
BPR, she would stab someone in their nuts or ovaries without a thought. And did you realize that you misspelled your own fucking name here?
Amy, yeah, I was doing that, but then figured this would be a taste. If we decide to sell ringtones, we still can! I had one where she says "God must love pussy", but it was too quiet.
Mistress, she's definitely a fun drunk.
Mr. Fabulous, I'm working on the airlift part.
RW, I'm a good pimp, what can I say?
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Seems perfectly normal to me. Go Britt!
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heheh Is that all from one conversation?
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Remind me never to call you when I'm drunk! Good thing I don't have your phone number! :lmao:
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I can't listen to them now but will later.
Too bad I don't have your number…nobody drunk dials like I do.
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Like I said on her blog, she's adorable!
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Note to self…Never drunk chat or drunk text with Avi again.
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Peggy, she's actually just like that sober, too.
Frankie, oh no. It's from many drunken conversations.
Jen, no, but there's always stickam.
Mistress Yoda, you always say you're the best at some of these things. Pretty soon, I'm going to need proof of at least one of them.
Dragon, she's actually quite a bitch! But an adorable one.
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Heather, I'm a packrat, what can I say?
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Drunk dialing I can absolutely prove, just need to go out for a few drinks. Well, I do just about everything better when I'm drunk
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I should know better than to listen to this shit at work – don't worry I had an earpiece in, but it would have been funnier if I had let everyone else listen to it. If I have to listen to one of my engineer's personal conversations about trailers and Schlitz, everyone else could listen to Britt threatening to stab you in the nuts.
Too fucking funny.
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Awww,
She doesn't even say "Fight with the cat!". That would be funny.
;-)
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just by reading the titles of those calls I know better than to listen to them here at work.
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Mistress Yoda, I think you should prove your other assertion first. Still waiting on that!
ADW, yeah, drunk calls are usually NSFW.
Mike, I guess I didn't press the right button.
Dawn, yeah, you might want to wait until you get home.
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I'm working on it.
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Shit I am blocked at work again. I suppose I should be working anyhow.
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"God must love pussy?" Seriously? And what was she referencing?
BTW, where the hell is she?
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way to make saving messages
from your 'internet wife' crush not seem as creepy.
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Mistress Yoda, ok, I'm trembling with anticipation.
TMP, yeah, you should go home.
Amy, she was talking about God's plan and why she would be such a lightweight.
Liquid, that's Blog Wife, thank you very much. Is it creepier if I masturbate to it? :jerkoff2:
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just more sad than hobo porn
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I better be rewarded nicely.
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Liquid, hey, there's nothing wrong with hobo porn!
Mistress Yoda, with balls?
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Your balls or like bouncy balls?
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My balls are bouncy balls!
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Do you wrap them up in a bow?
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I'll pull a stretchy ring around them.
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how 'bout when they
use your shoes for a toilet during filming
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Well, if it's #1, then it's just a golden shower film. If it's #2, we'll sell it to Germany as Scheisse porn.
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Wow, my furkids will have a lot of fun with that.
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Ooh . . . your "furkid"!
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Dang, I almost wish I drank again.
NOT.
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Ooooh…I beat out Miss Britt on the Top 10. Woohoo! My furkid will be so please
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turn the flow into dough!
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Annie, but it's so fun for other people!
Mistress Yoda, she might come after you now.
Liquid, that shall be my new slogan!
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"She doesn't even say "Fight with the cat!". That would be funny."
Mike – That was me.
Mistress Yoda – You're such a comment whore.
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Uh oh, she scares me a little.
I'm not so much of a comment whore as I am just bored on a Friday at work.
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You're in the top 3 on my blog. I know! Let's both get drunk tonight and we can drunk dial and drunk chat with each other. That could get interesting.
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Sounds like fun to me, although I have a tendency to stay things I end up regretting. I drunk email and blog too.
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Yeah, I tend to say and do things I regret too. (Shut up Avi)
By the way Avi, sorry for using your comments as a forum. :cocksuck2:
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He invades my comments all the time…usually talking about my furkids :tongue1:
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We are a regret-free environment, though! You should always be proud and happy of everything you've done drunk. :angel:
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Only because he'd like to invade your furkid. :lmao:
Email me. We'll chat later.
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Except mixing beer and hard alcohol…I definitely regret that.
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Britt, I hope you never apply for work with a big company because if they find these posts, you're hosed.
Avi, you have wayyy too much free time
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Mixing vodka and Avi can bring on some regrets too.
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(I keep sneaking back to play the "happy dance" one. I really think I'm falling in love here)
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You scare me.
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I assume that Britt is right now banging down your door with her axe… The one she's gonna be using on you soon…
I don't make phonecalls when drunk… I think… Nah… Probably not…
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I would LOVE to go home. I am with Mistress Yoda, I do damn near everything better drunk.
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"We are a regret-free environment…" Have I told you since last weekend that you're full of shit?
:boobs1:
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Bossy tries not to drink and dial. Which isn't too hard because most of the time she's face down in her mashed potatoes.
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Heather, you should let me watch this chat between you and Robin.
Mistress Yoda, and wine and liquor, too.
Usedtobeme, I don't think she has said anything that would affect her in an application for a job.
RW, it's a great quote. She was feeling severely underappreciated.
Gunwitch, I do? Why's that?
DB, oh, she knew I was doing this. When we decide to sell these as ringtones, she gets 10%.
TMP, I'm giving you authorization to go home! Just have your boss call me.
Poppy, I should add a disclaimer that says that any given statement contains 25% falsehood.
Bossy, do you bring a snorkel?
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I will have him get on that. OH wait. He is out of town. Shoot.
Oh well only an hour and a half. I can piss that away faster than bottle in a drunks hand.
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miss britt, i am doing your naked happy dance, this very moment
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I am so getting drunk tomorrow. Up for a chat? :angel:
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Britt IS awfully quiet today…..
And yeah…I'm glad I don't get drunk anymore either. It can ALL be traced now. :cocksuck2: :boobs2: :tongue1:
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Thats about nine kinds of fantastic right there!
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10%?!?!?!?! She's getting a shitty deal! :jerkoff2:
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TMP, if your boss was out of town, you should have just left early!
Crystal, I'll never believe you unless you send proof.
Heather, you and Mistress Yoda "chat" and I'll watch.
Tug, she lost her internet and is waiting for it to be fixed.
Phishez, damn straight.
DB, she gets licensing rights, though.
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You know, maybe I need to go back and listen to these again. Because people keep saying how mad I'm going to be, and I might not get a job, and that they would be sooo embarassed.
And all I can think is "what? shit. I don't remember it being THAT bad!"
I mean, you said you didn't play the "god loves pussy" one, right? lol
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Avi – Ah, it makes sense now.
Britt – It wasn't that bad. Nothing I'd think would ever keep you from getting a job – it was more fun than anywhere near bad. :thumbsup:
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