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You need some sleep.
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So, you’re a doll collector? Whatever floats your boat, dude.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Wow!!! That was a limited edition… and you took it out of the box!!!
I have much more respect for you now.
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You…puppets…is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?
Avi’s Saturday Morning Puppet Extravaganza for Kids! I bet NBC would bite…
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I’m with RW, you looked really sleepy, or like something was in your eye. Nice puppet; I like his name. :boobs5:
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RW, recently, that has become a perpetual need. Oh well. I can sleep when I’m dead.
Sheila, you should see his different outfits!
NYCWD, well, to be fair, I have the one where his face is vamped out still in the box.
Mr. Fab, or I could combine a kids show and a cooking show where the puppets and show different ways to prepare kids to eat!
Angel, it’s the sacrifice I make to bring a daily post to my readers!
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Woo Hoo! You used my words!
I don’t think that puppet looks anything like Angel. He’s a hottie. Is the puppet anatomically correct? :sex023:
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You play with dollies. I :heartbeat: you, eh!
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Spike puppet? Bah! I demand and Avitable puppet! Who’s with me? :sexytime:
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Yep. I’m with RW and Angel. Go to bed.
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I thought all the commercials showed cream for itching…
No, I’ve never had that kind of itch.
:boobs3: :boobs4:
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Your eyelids look swollen. Have you been abusing that room spray again?
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I never would have been able to associate feminine itching and monks…kudus, avi!
OK, I’ll let you get back to playing with your dolls now.
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Denise, just for you, I checked the puppet’s pants. No, it does not have a puppet penis.
Poppy, I usually play house and have tea with Angel and Robocop.
Dragon, I’d love an Avitable puppet! Someone get on that.
Heather, no matter how tired, the blog must go on.
Tug, suuuuuure. In all your decades as a woman? :lmao:
Girl, Dislocated, they’re not swollen. They’re just half-closed because I’m tired.
Dawn, nobody’s even talking about how clever I am. Thank you!
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Now that’s a committed blogger! You should win an award for that. :boobs2:
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You scare me. :poke:
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That puppet is cool :clap: Now, go to bed — to sleep :boobs4:
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Heather, I should! Boobs would be a good award.
Peggy, why’s that? I mean, in this specific situation.
Geeky, I got plenty, thank you very much.
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Cool puppet. I had no idea they made those for shows now (other than ALF type puppets, etc.)!
Nice job with the powder/ Powder jump… ingenious! ; )
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Thanks for checking his pants for me. I’d be begging you to send him to me if he were to have a penis. :sex023:
Wow. I’m pathetic.
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These video posts just keep getting better and better!! :boobs1:
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Cat, well, actually, there was an episode of Angel where he got turned into a puppet. That’s what this is based on.
Denise, may I suggest taking a trip to Adam and Eve?
Amy, are you being sarcastic?
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It’s just not the same.
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I appreciate your fine attention to good musical editing in your blog video posts.
And wow! Shoelaces that really tie! A jacket that is really a jacket! Pants with the ability to be…PANTS!
THAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE MOST AMAZING TOY EVER MADE!
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