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Monkey business

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40 Replies to “Monkey business”

  1. Avitable

    Jenny, and why, pray tell, are you censoring yourself? Here, of all places?

    Sheila, I think adding sound effects to my daily life is a good way to pretend I’m actually in a cartoon.

    BPR, shouldn’t you have said “spanking” or “abusing” instead of “playing with”?

    Angel, it is cute, although sometimes I think it’s going to come alive and bite my finger off.

    NYCWD, it’s like we were separated at birth.

    Denise, he deserves it. Bad monkey!

  2. Dave2

    I saw that at The Sharper Image or somewhere like that, and had to ask myself “who would want this freaky-ass scary monkey in their home?” Now I know.

    Next week can we get a video feature on the Oreo cookies that were sitting on your desk? Loves me the Oreos!

  3. Poppy

    Did Clown give you that?

    I started laughing so hard when you said “over here” to the monkey like you were calling Jigsaw. He isn’t smart like your puppy.

    You are TOTALLY SCARED OF THE CHIMP!!!

    I liked your hair.

    I’m not sure why I critique your videos, you only pay attention to one thing out of all the things I say, if that.

  4. Avitable

    Dave, you must have missed the post where I showcased the magical Oreos.

    Poppy, he’s not an employee. I would like to answer all of your critiques, but I’m just going to stick with the first thing you said. :lmao:

  5. Avitable

    Mistress Yoda, this time is free – the next time will cost ya!

    Mike, that’s what I’m afraid of. Those teeth look mean.

    Poppy, I am such a bastard, I know.

    RW, yeah, it’s not perfect. It does need some time to reach resting mode, and then it works better. But I was impatient.

    Jenny, much better!

    Dawn, ooh – you’re so punny!

    Angel, thanks – my hair was professionally styled by my fingers running through my hair.

  6. Poppy

    OMFG, my mom is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME and the smilies are FLASHING IN HER FACE. I need a sedative. Could someone give me a sedative?

    Avi, I don’t mind your bastardness. I just like to cry. 😛

  7. Tug

    That monkey would be WAY too much fun to wake someone up with out of a sound sleep. or drunk… Have you tried it? I have to know.

    :boobs4: :woohoo: :boobs2: :assshake:

  8. Avitable

    Mr. Fabulous, don’t be such a fucking slacker, then!

    Poppy, doesn’t your mom like the boobs?

    Amy, you should know the answer to that.

    Mistress Yoda, Avitaporn is worth every penny.

    BPR, excellent point.

    Tug, I have not tried that, but I will now. Thanks for the idea!

  9. Poppy

    Avi, I’m really glad you don’t enjoy thinking about my mom because that would disturb me to pretty much no end. I’m really surprised you didn’t find my boobs in the SGP set, though.

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