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That is the scariest f**king thing I’ve ever seen.
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Is the noise necessary when moving your hair from your forehead, or was that an added bonus today?
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so what you are trying to tell us is that you spend a lot of time playing with your monkey?
We already knew that!
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I happen to think that your monkey is cute. I didn’t know that they made life-like statues of my husband. :lmao:
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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The family resemblance is uncanny.
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Hey fuckers? Love that.
That monkey is creepy, but I feel sorry for him…he gets beaten up all of the time. :crying:
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Jenny, and why, pray tell, are you censoring yourself? Here, of all places?
Sheila, I think adding sound effects to my daily life is a good way to pretend I’m actually in a cartoon.
BPR, shouldn’t you have said “spanking” or “abusing” instead of “playing with”?
Angel, it is cute, although sometimes I think it’s going to come alive and bite my finger off.
NYCWD, it’s like we were separated at birth.
Denise, he deserves it. Bad monkey!
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Twitter: Blogography
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I saw that at The Sharper Image or somewhere like that, and had to ask myself “who would want this freaky-ass scary monkey in their home?” Now I know.
Next week can we get a video feature on the Oreo cookies that were sitting on your desk? Loves me the Oreos!
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Did Clown give you that?
I started laughing so hard when you said “over here” to the monkey like you were calling Jigsaw. He isn’t smart like your puppy.
You are TOTALLY SCARED OF THE CHIMP!!!
I liked your hair.
I’m not sure why I critique your videos, you only pay attention to one thing out of all the things I say, if that.
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Dave, you must have missed the post where I showcased the magical Oreos.
Poppy, he’s not an employee. I would like to answer all of your critiques, but I’m just going to stick with the first thing you said. :lmao:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I saw you play with your monkey…you dirty boy.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Once you “think” you master all the triggers, I forsee a horrible horrible dick ripping incident in the Avitable household.
Mark my words!
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You are so mean to me!!! :crying:
And yet I keep coming back.
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um… Adam? It… uh… it doesn’t, you know, uh… it doesn’t work too well does it? I’m just sayin’…
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Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. My mother in law is in town. How’s that? Bloody hell.
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I didn’t know you had a son, avi! he’s definitely a chi(m)p off the old block.
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Yeah, you did act like you were quite fond of him…
Oh, and BTW, I liked your hair in this one too. :thumbsup:
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Mistress Yoda, this time is free – the next time will cost ya!
Mike, that’s what I’m afraid of. Those teeth look mean.
Poppy, I am such a bastard, I know.
RW, yeah, it’s not perfect. It does need some time to reach resting mode, and then it works better. But I was impatient.
Jenny, much better!
Dawn, ooh – you’re so punny!
Angel, thanks – my hair was professionally styled by my fingers running through my hair.
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Watchdog took my comment. I get here late ONE day…
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OMFG, my mom is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME and the smilies are FLASHING IN HER FACE. I need a sedative. Could someone give me a sedative?
Avi, I don’t mind your bastardness. I just like to cry.
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Avi! Damn! Can’t you just get a freakin’ Tickle Me Elmo like a normal person?!?!? :dunce:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I better save up.
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no. I know you love your monkey too much to be rough with him…
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That monkey would be WAY too much fun to wake someone up with out of a sound sleep. or drunk… Have you tried it? I have to know.
:boobs4: :woohoo: :boobs2: :assshake:
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Mr. Fabulous, don’t be such a fucking slacker, then!
Poppy, doesn’t your mom like the boobs?
Amy, you should know the answer to that.
Mistress Yoda, Avitaporn is worth every penny.
BPR, excellent point.
Tug, I have not tried that, but I will now. Thanks for the idea!
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My mom has :boobs1: of her own to like.
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i’m surprised clown hasn’t posted about
owning one.
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I see a great battle of wits shaping up there.
BTW nice haircut!
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Poppy, I don’t want to think about that.
Liquid, yeah, I was too.
Dragon, thank you. You think it’s better than the caveman look?
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Well, although I found the caveman look raw, primal and sexy, the new look is very alluring.
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Avi, I’m really glad you don’t enjoy thinking about my mom because that would disturb me to pretty much no end. I’m really surprised you didn’t find my boobs in the SGP set, though.
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OK. That thing scares the hell out of me! Really.
Although, it did turn me on to watch you spank your monkey.
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Dragon, I like the idea of primal.
Poppy, I guess I’m just not that observant.
Heather, when the eyes look at you, it is indeed creepy.
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I think it may give me nightmares.
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Should I be insulted that you don’t want to see my boobs? I think I should be. I’M INSULTED!
(There were no boobs in the SGP set. Except maybe spider boobs.)
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Heather, if a chimp gives you nightmares, what’s a gorilla going to do?
Poppy, I told you I tried! I knew there weren’t any.
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I know, I was just giving you a hard time. :sex011:
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That’s different. You’re the gorilla of my dreams. :heartbeat:
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You say “woop” when you fix your hair?
….Lame.
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Poppy, yes.
Heather, you’re so clever! “Gorilla” of my dreams!
Jordie, you’re lame!
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