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  1.  

    That is the scariest f**king thing I've ever seen.

    Comments by jenny

    comment by jenny Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 12:31 am

     

  2.  

    Is the noise necessary when moving your hair from your forehead, or was that an added bonus today?

    Comments by Sheila

    comment by Sheila Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 12:52 am

     

  3.  

    so what you are trying to tell us is that you spend a lot of time playing with your monkey?

    We already knew that!

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 12:58 am

     

  4.  

    I happen to think that your monkey is cute. I didn't know that they made life-like statues of my husband. lmao

    Comments by Angel

    comment by Angel Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 1:08 am

     

  5.  

    The family resemblance is uncanny.

    Comments by NYC Watchdog

    comment by NYC Watchdog Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 5:34 am

     

  6.  

    Hey fuckers? Love that.

    That monkey is creepy, but I feel sorry for him...he gets beaten up all of the time. crying

    Comments by Denise

    comment by Denise Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 7:15 am

     

  7.  

    Jenny, and why, pray tell, are you censoring yourself? Here, of all places?

    Sheila, I think adding sound effects to my daily life is a good way to pretend I'm actually in a cartoon.

    BPR, shouldn't you have said "spanking" or "abusing" instead of "playing with"?

    Angel, it is cute, although sometimes I think it's going to come alive and bite my finger off.

    NYCWD, it's like we were separated at birth.

    Denise, he deserves it. Bad monkey!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 7:48 am

     

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    I saw that at The Sharper Image or somewhere like that, and had to ask myself "who would want this freaky-ass scary monkey in their home?" Now I know.

    Next week can we get a video feature on the Oreo cookies that were sitting on your desk? Loves me the Oreos!

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 8:24 am

     

  9.  

    Did Clown give you that?

    I started laughing so hard when you said "over here" to the monkey like you were calling Jigsaw. He isn't smart like your puppy.

    You are TOTALLY SCARED OF THE CHIMP!!!

    I liked your hair.

    I'm not sure why I critique your videos, you only pay attention to one thing out of all the things I say, if that.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 8:38 am

     

  10.  

    Dave, you must have missed the post where I showcased the magical Oreos.

    Poppy, he's not an employee. I would like to answer all of your critiques, but I'm just going to stick with the first thing you said. lmao

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 8:49 am

     

  11.  

    I saw you play with your monkey...you dirty boy.

    Comments by Mistress Yoda

    comment by Mistress Yoda Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 9:00 am

     

  12.  

    Once you "think" you master all the triggers, I forsee a horrible horrible dick ripping incident in the Avitable household.

    Mark my words!

    ;-)

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 9:05 am

     

  13.  

    You are so mean to me!!! crying

    And yet I keep coming back.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 9:08 am

     

  14.  

    um... Adam? It... uh... it doesn't, you know, uh... it doesn't work too well does it? I'm just sayin'...

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 9:38 am

     

  15.  

    Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. My mother in law is in town. How's that? Bloody hell.

    Comments by jenny

    comment by jenny Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 11:42 am

     

  16.  

    I didn't know you had a son, avi! he's definitely a chi(m)p off the old block. :D

    Comments by webmiztris

    comment by webmiztris Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

     

  17.  

    Yeah, you did act like you were quite fond of him...

    Oh, and BTW, I liked your hair in this one too. thumbsup

    Comments by Angel

    comment by Angel Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

     

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    Mistress Yoda, this time is free - the next time will cost ya!

    Mike, that's what I'm afraid of. Those teeth look mean.

    Poppy, I am such a bastard, I know.

    RW, yeah, it's not perfect. It does need some time to reach resting mode, and then it works better. But I was impatient.

    Jenny, much better!

    Dawn, ooh - you're so punny!

    Angel, thanks - my hair was professionally styled by my fingers running through my hair.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

     

  19.  

    Watchdog took my comment. I get here late ONE day...

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

     

  20.  

    OMFG, my mom is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME and the smilies are FLASHING IN HER FACE. I need a sedative. Could someone give me a sedative?

    Avi, I don't mind your bastardness. I just like to cry. P

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 6:14 pm

     

  21.  

    Avi! Damn! Can't you just get a freakin' Tickle Me Elmo like a normal person?!?!? dunce

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

     

  22.  

    no. I know you love your monkey too much to be rough with him...

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 8:43 pm

     

  23.  

    That monkey would be WAY too much fun to wake someone up with out of a sound sleep. or drunk... Have you tried it? I have to know.

    boobs4 woohoo boobs2 assshake

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:13 am

     

  24.  

    Mr. Fabulous, don't be such a fucking slacker, then!

    Poppy, doesn't your mom like the boobs?

    Amy, you should know the answer to that.

    Mistress Yoda, Avitaporn is worth every penny.

    BPR, excellent point.

    Tug, I have not tried that, but I will now. Thanks for the idea!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 7:42 am

     

  25.  

    My mom has boobs1 of her own to like. P

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 9:24 am

     

  26.  

    i'm surprised clown hasn't posted about
    owning one.

    Comments by liquid

    comment by liquid Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

     

  27.  

    I see a great battle of wits shaping up there.

    BTW nice haircut!

    Comments by Dragon

    comment by Dragon Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

     

  28.  

    Poppy, I don't want to think about that.

    Liquid, yeah, I was too.

    Dragon, thank you. You think it's better than the caveman look?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 4:13 pm

     

  29.  

    Well, although I found the caveman look raw, primal and sexy, the new look is very alluring.

    Comments by Dragon

    comment by Dragon Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

     

  30.  

    Avi, I'm really glad you don't enjoy thinking about my mom because that would disturb me to pretty much no end. I'm really surprised you didn't find my boobs in the SGP set, though.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 6:33 pm

     

  31.  

    OK. That thing scares the hell out of me! Really.

    Although, it did turn me on to watch you spank your monkey.

    Comments by heather

    comment by heather Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

     

  32.  

    Dragon, I like the idea of primal.

    Poppy, I guess I'm just not that observant.

    Heather, when the eyes look at you, it is indeed creepy.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

     

  33.  

    I think it may give me nightmares.

    Comments by heather

    comment by heather Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

     

  34.  

    Should I be insulted that you don't want to see my boobs? I think I should be. I'M INSULTED!

    (There were no boobs in the SGP set. Except maybe spider boobs.)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 7:42 am

     

  35.  

    Heather, if a chimp gives you nightmares, what's a gorilla going to do?

    Poppy, I told you I tried! I knew there weren't any.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 8:07 am

     

  36.  

    I know, I was just giving you a hard time. sex011

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 8:10 am

     

  37.  

    That's different. You're the gorilla of my dreams. heartbeat

    Comments by heather

    comment by heather Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

     

  38.  

    You say "woop" when you fix your hair?

    ....Lame.

    Comments by Jordie

    comment by Jordie Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

     

  39.  

    Poppy, yes.

    Heather, you're so clever! "Gorilla" of my dreams!

    Jordie, you're lame!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

     

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