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Saturday, May 26, 2007 @ 12:01 am
filed under Vlog 
tagged animatronic, avitable, chimpanzee, monkey, video, youtube
That is the scariest f**king thing I've ever seen.
Comments by jenny
Is the noise necessary when moving your hair from your forehead, or was that an added bonus today?
Comments by Sheila
so what you are trying to tell us is that you spend a lot of time playing with your monkey?
We already knew that!
Comments by bluepaintred
I happen to think that your monkey is cute. I didn't know that they made life-like statues of my husband.
Comments by Angel
The family resemblance is uncanny.
Comments by NYC Watchdog
Hey fuckers? Love that.
That monkey is creepy, but I feel sorry for him...he gets beaten up all of the time.
Comments by Denise
Jenny, and why, pray tell, are you censoring yourself? Here, of all places?
Sheila, I think adding sound effects to my daily life is a good way to pretend I'm actually in a cartoon.
BPR, shouldn't you have said "spanking" or "abusing" instead of "playing with"?
Angel, it is cute, although sometimes I think it's going to come alive and bite my finger off.
NYCWD, it's like we were separated at birth.
Denise, he deserves it. Bad monkey!
Comments by Avitable
I saw that at The Sharper Image or somewhere like that, and had to ask myself "who would want this freaky-ass scary monkey in their home?" Now I know.
Next week can we get a video feature on the Oreo cookies that were sitting on your desk? Loves me the Oreos!
Comments by Dave2
Did Clown give you that?
I started laughing so hard when you said "over here" to the monkey like you were calling Jigsaw. He isn't smart like your puppy.
You are TOTALLY SCARED OF THE CHIMP!!!
I liked your hair.
I'm not sure why I critique your videos, you only pay attention to one thing out of all the things I say, if that.
Comments by Poppy
Dave, you must have missed the post where I showcased the magical Oreos.
Poppy, he's not an employee. I would like to answer all of your critiques, but I'm just going to stick with the first thing you said.
Comments by Avitable
I saw you play with your monkey...you dirty boy.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Once you "think" you master all the triggers, I forsee a horrible horrible dick ripping incident in the Avitable household.
Mark my words!
;-)
Comments by Mike
You are so mean to me!!!
And yet I keep coming back.
Comments by Poppy
um... Adam? It... uh... it doesn't, you know, uh... it doesn't work too well does it? I'm just sayin'...
Comments by RW
Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. My mother in law is in town. How's that? Bloody hell.
Comments by jenny
I didn't know you had a son, avi! he's definitely a chi(m)p off the old block. :D
Comments by webmiztris
Yeah, you did act like you were quite fond of him...
Oh, and BTW, I liked your hair in this one too.
Comments by Angel
Mistress Yoda, this time is free - the next time will cost ya!
Mike, that's what I'm afraid of. Those teeth look mean.
Poppy, I am such a bastard, I know.
RW, yeah, it's not perfect. It does need some time to reach resting mode, and then it works better. But I was impatient.
Jenny, much better!
Dawn, ooh - you're so punny!
Angel, thanks - my hair was professionally styled by my fingers running through my hair.
Comments by Avitable
Watchdog took my comment. I get here late ONE day...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
OMFG, my mom is sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME and the smilies are FLASHING IN HER FACE. I need a sedative. Could someone give me a sedative?
Avi, I don't mind your bastardness. I just like to cry.
Comments by Poppy
Avi! Damn! Can't you just get a freakin' Tickle Me Elmo like a normal person?!?!?
Comments by Amy
I better save up.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
no. I know you love your monkey too much to be rough with him...
Comments by bluepaintred
That monkey would be WAY too much fun to wake someone up with out of a sound sleep. or drunk... Have you tried it? I have to know.
Comments by Tug
Mr. Fabulous, don't be such a fucking slacker, then!
Poppy, doesn't your mom like the boobs?
Amy, you should know the answer to that.
Mistress Yoda, Avitaporn is worth every penny.
BPR, excellent point.
Tug, I have not tried that, but I will now. Thanks for the idea!
Comments by Avitable
My mom has
of her own to like. 
Comments by Poppy
i'm surprised clown hasn't posted about
owning one.
Comments by liquid
I see a great battle of wits shaping up there.
BTW nice haircut!
Comments by Dragon
Poppy, I don't want to think about that.
Liquid, yeah, I was too.
Dragon, thank you. You think it's better than the caveman look?
Comments by Avitable
Well, although I found the caveman look raw, primal and sexy, the new look is very alluring.
Comments by Dragon
Avi, I'm really glad you don't enjoy thinking about my mom because that would disturb me to pretty much no end. I'm really surprised you didn't find my boobs in the SGP set, though.
Comments by Poppy
OK. That thing scares the hell out of me! Really.
Although, it did turn me on to watch you spank your monkey.
Comments by heather
Dragon, I like the idea of primal.
Poppy, I guess I'm just not that observant.
Heather, when the eyes look at you, it is indeed creepy.
Comments by Avitable
I think it may give me nightmares.
Comments by heather
Should I be insulted that you don't want to see my boobs? I think I should be. I'M INSULTED!
(There were no boobs in the SGP set. Except maybe spider boobs.)
Comments by Poppy
Heather, if a chimp gives you nightmares, what's a gorilla going to do?
Poppy, I told you I tried! I knew there weren't any.
Comments by Avitable
I know, I was just giving you a hard time.
Comments by Poppy
That's different. You're the gorilla of my dreams.
Comments by heather
You say "woop" when you fix your hair?
....Lame.
Comments by Jordie
Poppy, yes.
Heather, you're so clever! "Gorilla" of my dreams!
Jordie, you're lame!
Comments by Avitable