Avitable » Week in Review V

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Amy said farewell to Sinatra, the family hamster. Apparently Sinatra is also the name of some famous singer.
Mr. Fabulous's fabulous wife, Mrs. Fabulous, passed the California Bar and is now an official lawyer! In celebration, she made Mr. Fab give her pony rides around the house while she drank champagne straight from the bottle.
Paticus celebrated the 30-year anniversary of Star Wars by remembering his first time with Han and Luke and Leia and Chewie.
Kentucky Girl, got herself all excited about Bingo. On TV. I told her to take her fiber and calm down or her arthritis will start acting up again. Then I suggested she take her teeth out and go lay down on her Craftmatic Adjustable Bed to watch Matlock on her color TV.
Joefish finally made it official by tying the knot in a small ceremony. Congratulations, Joe and Barb and Miles!

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Yeah I remember Kentucky Girl's saying something about Bingo. I think she's really hot for that. I never could figure out how all the pieces move, so I never played it. But it looks like fun. Kinda.

Comments by RW

comment by RW Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 9:32 am

I've heard of that bingo show but I will never ever watch it. Scary.

It smells like coffee in here. Have I gone insane?

Comments by Poppy

comment by Poppy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 9:38 am

Next thing you know, Kentucky Girl will be yelling at those darn kids to stay off her lawn and mowing down a farmer's market with her car...

Comments by Dave2

comment by Dave2 Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 10:37 am

Now where is that video of Mr. Fab?

Comments by Mistress Yoda

comment by Mistress Yoda Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 10:49 am

KG's Bingo post almost made me start watching the damned show...that girl and her sexy hoodoo powers!

Comments by Hilly

comment by Hilly Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:38 am

Awwww, thanks Avi. Very kind of you. Even if you did have to take a jab at Sinatra (not the hamster) - you poor boy, you really could use some music appreciation classes or something.

Comments by Amy

comment by Amy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:45 am

Congratulations to Joefish on his marriage. I was sad to hear that Sinatra passed away. Also, Adam, I would like to wish you a happy Memorial Day Weekend (I know that only Monday is the holiday, but I mean to say that I hope you are taking it easy this weekend)...Don't work to hard.

Comments by Angel

comment by Angel Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

RW, I can't believe it. You play. You actually play Bingo, don't you?

Poppy, I can't believe a network would show shit like that but cancel good shows.

Dave, I think she's already done that.

Mistress Yoda, I have a different video of him being ridden . . .

Hilly, seriously? You're shitting me.

Amy, I appreciate good music from the 1980s.

Angel, oh, I'll be working today and tomorrow. Just another couple of days.

Comments by Avitable

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

Oooooh, now I'm all excited.

comment by Mistress Yoda Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

America has turned 100% trashy, apparently. Time for us to move to "France".

comment by Poppy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

No! I can never remember which Bingo piece moves up two and over one and which one just goes on diagonals. It's too foncusing.

comment by RW Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

Damn you whippersnappers! Get off my lawn!

Thanks for making my waist so skinny. I was afraid to look and see if I was wearing a girdle or something.

I was sad for the rodent...although rodents aren't in my radar as pets but rather pests...but it was a family friend so I felt bad for them.

Is Mrs. Fab going to represent us all in court when we get in trouble for blogging?

And congrats to Joefish and Mrs. Joefish. I know she's Barb but I like Mrs. Joefish better.

Comments by Kentucky Girl

comment by Kentucky Girl Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

Wasn't the Bingo dude just a carpenter on Extreme Makeover Home Edition? Cut the hell out of his hand, & now he's yelling Bingo??

Congrats to the Mr. & Mrs. Joefish's!!

Comments by Tug

comment by Tug Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

Mrs. Fab will be thrilled that you portrayed her so svelte. On the other hand, I seem to be once again carrying Bigfoot's baby.

Comments by Mr. Fabulous

comment by Mr. Fabulous Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

Oh my gosh...I just put my cursor under where someone wrote Mrs. Fab, and it said "Biggest whore in the world"...

comment by Angel Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

Mistress Yoda, I would suggest being horrified instead.

Poppy, I have no love for France.

RW, now I'm firmly convinced that you and the missus spend one night a week playing Bingo. I'm so sad.

KG, in my stick figure world, everybody's thin. Well, the women, at least.

Tug, I don't watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition, so I would have no idea. Thankfully.

Mr. Fabulous, you are man of some girth. Carry it with pride.

Angel, it's actually the acronym for "Fab" or "Fabulous" because I couldn't do it for "Mr. Fabulous". It only applies to him.

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

Oh right, yeah.

comment by Mistress Yoda Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

Well, you know, it IS a lot of fun. Especially when the dice add up to 7 six or eight times in a row and you're standing there with everybody else's money!

comment by RW Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

That's what the " " are for! When I say "France" I mean someplace else. "France" is code for wherever I choose to live. Because you know you wanna follow me. I'm cool.

comment by Poppy Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 6:34 pm

Was death a theme this week for you?

There's the passing of Sinatra, KG playing Bingo which is what old people do before they die, JoeFish getting married which is the death of his social life, Paticus remembering Star Wars and the death of Obi-Wan, and Mrs. Fab getting her law degree which could be the death of her niceness?

Maybe its just me.

Oh, and just so you know, the green lightsaber doesn't show up until Return of the Jedi. Just sayin'.

Comments by NYC Watchdog

comment by NYC Watchdog Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

Shit. I miss all the fun when I'm hungover.

Comments by heather

comment by heather Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

Wow. Immortalized as a Avitable stick figure. I am honored.

Comments by Paticus

comment by Paticus Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:27 pm

Mistress Yoda, that's better.

RW, or when you land on Free Parking?

Poppy, "oh."

NYCWD, you certainly beat that joke to death, didn't you?

Heather, you should make more drunk vlogs so you can make it in the Week in Review.

Paticus, I hope I did you justice!

comment by Avitable Sunday, May 27, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

Is that part of your anti-intervention?

I posted screen shots from drunk video chat. Does that count?

comment by heather Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 12:02 am

Aw, weddings. I was just fired as a bridesmaid by a psychopath.

Comments by Carolyn Jeffries

comment by Carolyn Jeffries Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 5:23 am

Heather, screenshots aren't nearly as funny as the actual video!

Carolyn, you did? She must be quite a Bridezilla.

comment by Avitable Monday, May 28, 2007 @ 7:05 am

Thanks for the shout out, mate. (Where the hell is the plain smiley face in all this?)

Comments by Joefish

comment by Joefish Tuesday, May 29, 2007 @ 11:57 am

Regular smiley faces don't belong in Avitable Land.

comment by Avitable Tuesday, May 29, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

You know, it's been a while since I was featured in one of these things. If I promise to write something review worthy AND let you play with your balls for a few hours, will that suffice?

Comments by Miss Britt

comment by Miss Britt Monday, June 4, 2007 @ 11:35 am

Britter Taste in my Mouth, yeah, if you actually post something decent for a change (or consistent), you'll get your chance in the spotlight again.