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- Heather thinks she becomes Gary Busey when she drinks, even though everyone else finds her adorable. Go be enablers and encourage her to drink!
- RW realizes that spending all of this time at home has made him more aware of how fucked up his neighbors are. Or is he the weird one?
- Tracy moves to Seattle, starts a grunge band, makes software that has tons of bugs in it, wears flannel, drinks Starbucks, and holds Japanese Americans against their will. Wish her luck!
- Diana buys Buddha that CD he’s always wanted for his birthday.
- CP misses her hotband and her vagina misses him, too.
Super Happy Special Announcement
The one where I get shot
One week . . .
Morning … your “art” is kind of growing on me. I actually like it.
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What’s weird is that your drawings of me are getting more and more accurate and it is getting kind of spooky now.
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You are such a bad influence.
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Heather is definitely hilarious and adorable when drunk.
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I like the fact that you used more color this time.
It looks good.
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AnnieB, well, I am an artistic genius, so it’s about time you realized that.
RW, I know. I’m a photorealist.
Heather, I know what I like.
Poppy, yes, she is. She needs to do more drunk vlogging.
Angel, I try to add color if appropriate.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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That is quite possibly the best picture of me EVER. And if I had had a spoon on the airplane, we may not have been on the tarmac so long. :lmao:
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So much attention to detail! I like the drawings today.
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With your witty commentary, better than the Sunday Comics. Now where did I put my boots?
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Tracy, I do commissioned work, too.
Jenny, yeah, I’m a stickler when it comes to things like clothing, backgrounds, etc.
AnnieB, are the boots for wading in the knee-high bullshit?
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Can I commission you to make an original for me? I think Heather is adorable too, drunk or not.
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I don’t know if you can afford me. My rates are astronomical!
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Well, I’m sure we can work something out…I really like your work.
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Seriously, I’d frame it. My husband likes your work too.
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I accept payment of naked photos or cheeseburgers.
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I think I can get my hubby to get naked so that I can take a photo of him for you…let me check.
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Sweet!
:jerkoff2:
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I can also include a photo of both of my pussies…One is a girl, and one is a boy. That should sweeten the deal a little.
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I can’t imagine what would possess you to say such a thing. No, I’m just going for a little walk. In the woods. Where there are bears. And snakes. Have to protect my tootsies.
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Angel – If you get him to do an original just for you, you have to tell my your secret because I have been trying to get one forever!
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Angel, now it’s a deal!
AnnieB, are you wearing ONLY boots?
Heather, I know, I know. I owe you!
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Is that a Vulcan Buddha I see?
Oh, and yes, the detail is getting a bit better… particularly RW’s fence… it looks life like.
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That’s funny, I have 52 original pieces… I guess Avi likes me best.
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NYCWD, actually, many Buddhas and many boddhisatsvas, are depicted with very elongated ears. It’s a specific trait.
Poppy, shhh!
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That’s right. Bitch.
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I love the illustrations. They make the text come alive.
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I retract my statement that you are hilarious when drunk.
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Heather, you’ll get yours, I promise.
Nessa, it’s like I have a magical touch! :lmao:
Poppy, she’s just jealous, but she’s still adorable and hilarious.
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I am jealous, Poppy. He owes me.
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Wait. I am pretty sure you offered to do an original for me a while back. I didn’t take you up on it. Is it too late?
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Of course not silly boy. I’m also wearing a hat.
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Now I am jealous as well. What is this about Poppy having 52 prints, and you are charging me all kinds of naked pictures for just one?? Sheesh. I think Heather and I should get a discount now.
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Had I not sworn off alcohol, I would get drunk and make out with Angel for an original Avi. I’d make out with Mr. Fabulous too. But…I’ve sworn off alcohol. Darn.
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Twitter: missbritt
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I knew that pic was RW instantly. Why are he and Dave the only people you can draw accurately?
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Twitter: missbritt
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Um, Heather swore off alcohol? What the fuck?
Now who am I going to lure into making out with me?? :crying:
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BRITT! You’re back!! :dance:
I’ll still drink for you.
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…and Britt graced us with her presence, and all was right with the world!
Welcome back to the loonie bin!
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Twitter: missbritt
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Oh you’re so sweet. It feels so good to feel missed. :heartbeat:
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Did someone say “Britt”?? Oh, there she is, I see her!!! Britt!!! :hug:
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Heather, I’ll get to it. I swear!
Mr. Fabulous, you missed your chance.
AnnieB, of course – you have to have a matching hat if you’re going to have boots!
Angel, Poppy needed them for a video – you should go look for her 50 Things video that is drawn entirely by me!
Scratch a Brittch, my drawing of you was accurate, too. And don’t think that you’re done commenting – I expect you to go back to every post for the last two weeks!
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You are one hilarious guy! I love The Buddha and your drawing of RW is perfection. Really, you’re becoming quite an artiste. :boobs4:
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Thanks!
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