So, during a conversation with a couple of whores, I was told that I am very careful to use my blog to display a certain image, and that much of my true self never comes out online. And at first I resisted, trying to explain to these clearly retarded individuals that I am mean and snarky. I do hate people who aren’t my friends. And while I am nice and try to be considerate to those few people that I’ve determined deserve my affection and attention, I do honestly feel that the rest of the world can suck my testicles. However, I also realized that maybe the girls had a point. Maybe they’re actually gorgeous, sexy geniuses.
So, after some thought, I decided to use my magical artistic ability to illustrate the difference between the image I project, and the reality of my life.
First, here is the image of myself I project with my blog. You can click for a larger version.
and, behind the fold, you can see the reality of my life.