Sorry about last week's absence. This week, it's the All Girl Week in Review! A bevy of beauties' blogs that deserve your attention. Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.
- Amy stripped down naked and went on webcam finally, after much prompting. And she wasn't even drunk!
- Poppy tells her husband that she hurt her back after having sex with 7 men and 4 women. Understandable!
- Britt does her monthly post on Burt's Stache, where she will try to be funny without being a whore or talking about her vagina. Good luck! The post will be there in the late morning, so look for it then.
- Crystal flexes her muscles - acting, singing, dancing, philosophizing, sermonizing, and physical. She's clearly a Spartan.
- Miss Misery is 18 and legal now! Which means that I should no longer feel bad about my erection.
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WOO HOO! OMG - that's EXACTLY what Miss B's vibrator really looks like!!! I knew she took it to Florida with her!
Comments by Amy
If you get me drunk I might make that video.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Techincally I'm not really legal until 19 - the real drinking age. I am however able to buy scratch cards! Thanks for the picture, but I don't wear glasses! LMAO!
Comments by Miss Misery
Oh wait...I'm confused. Which caption is me? I'm guessing now that I look closer its the one with the cake...lmfao. I'm special
Comments by Miss Misery
Why is one of my boobs free???
Comments by Miss Britt
YAY! I'm finally naked! I would totally have sex with Sam. And maybe one of those other people.
Crys's arm muscle is SO HAWT. Love her...
Comments by Poppy
Amy, I'll tell you somewhere you can stick that vibrator.
Mistress Yoda, what are you waiting for? Start drinking!
Miss Misery, yeah, if you put your mouse over the part with the cake, you'll see that it shows you. And by legal, I mean for me to dry hump.
Revenge is a Britt best served cold, like a buy one, get one free special.
Poppy, what about the Amish guy? No love?
Comments by Avitable
I used to be able to put my CURSOR on them to identify who it was but it hasn't worked for the last few weeks. I also tried putting my mouse on the monitor but that didn't work either.
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Comments by AnnieB
Avitable, you are a creeper lmao.
Comments by Miss Misery
I appreciate the offer of the tutorial, but I'm fairly well versed on where those things go. But, thanks anyway!!!! You really are a nice guy! Always being so damn helpful.
Comments by Amy
How do you know I didn't mean I wanted sex with the Amish guy? He better be freaky. Why waste a freebie if it's going to be like married people sex?
Comments by Poppy
Please answer those questions above when you respond to my comment, but I'd just like to point out that I have been told by Britt directly that she doesn't like stuff up the butt, so I don't think that sex toy is accurate. I could be wrong, but I'm thinking I'm not.
Comments by Poppy
AnnieB, "put" can mean "move", and moving the mouse automatically moves the cursor, so your semantic argument is a failure. And it works for me.
Miss Misery, are you just now realizing that?
Amy,
Poppy, well, you mentioned Sam and then "maybe one of those other guys". He's freaky. Regarding the sex toy - that's one just for vaginal use - the little part is for stimulating the clitoris.
Comments by Avitable
And Poppy is schooled in sex toys by Avi. You know I know nothing about them...
I'm not having sex with the Amish guy. Boooooring.
Comments by Poppy
I was taking you literally for a wiseass remark that would induce a silly mental image ... nevermind.
So why doesn't it work anymore?
Comments by AnnieB
Poppy, I don't know - the Amish guy is one of those young adults who is really kinky before he has to join his boring ass life.
AnnieB, yeah, yeah. I got your sarcasm, but I chose to flog it. Mousing over the images does work for me, although it might be a Firefox/IE thing. I'll have it fixed in the next few minutes.
Comments by Avitable
If it's an 18-y-o going through Rumspringer then he might be a good fluffer but I'd rather have the experienced sex so drop your shorts and get to work. (You too, Sam!) I may not know a lot about sex toys but I do so enjoy a good
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Comments by Poppy
you forgot to draw boobies for the Guru! Hello ?
Comments by Grouch
Poppy, oh, I know you do. Where's Tug when you need her?
Grouch, only when they're naked do the boobs show. And the Guru would never be naked!
Comments by Avitable
It works now ... thanks.
Comments by AnnieB
I can't just do straight vodka, I need a mix.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
AnnieB, thanks for telling me. I had no idea that it didn't work for those people who hadn't made the move to Firefox yet.
Mistress Yoda, you don't have any fruit juice or pineapple juice?
Comments by Avitable
I have some lemonade. Besides, I'm afraid of what I'd do with my jaw still delicate...there are things I tend to do when drunk.
Comments by Mistress Yoda