Like a typical man, I forgot my blog anniversary. On Monday, June 18th, my blog turned three years old. I thought I’d just take this post and reflect back on some of the more memorable posts that I’ve done over the almost 1000 posts. By the way, I do plan on having a big thing when I have my 1000th post, so keep your eyes peeled for that. Without further ado, here’s the highlights from three years of Avitable:
My first post – boring and pointless. Never got a single comment.
Amy passed the Florida Bar.
My funny complaint letter to Sprint that actually worked.
My first emails to friends about Amy.
My funny complaint letter to Netflix that actually worked.
Quoted in the New York Times as an expert.
Somebody fits a basketball in their ass.
Dictionary of Poo Sex
Prom Dance Video
My Nohari Window – go pick out my negative attributes! And my Johari Window – pick out my positive attributes.
An email from a client.
How Avitable will raise his children.
Poor Steve Irwin – a video from when he was alive.
The One Where Adam is Emo
Avitable hates white girls.
I liked the Hulk movie.
My horrible Burger King experience.
The only vacation I’ve taken since 2001.
My first question and answer period: Questions, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.
The Church of Holy Avitableness!
My post about 9/11 and why I don’t care.
Halloween party! Everyone’s invited to the 2007 bash!
The Christmas cards I sent out in 2004, 2005, and 2006
Writing humor is like taking a shit.
The Virgin Mary and the Vagina
American Express hires robots.
Everything I’ve written in 2007 has been a highlight. My first artwork, the dance video, some absolutely hilarious stories, and more. In fact, if you know what’s good for you, you’ll go through my archives and re-read everything I’ve written this year. I guarantee your laughter or your money back!
Anyways, that’s it. Happy 3rd blogiversary to me!