Before I get to today's post, here's the update:
I'm going to keep the donation going throughout this week. As of right now, we're just over $2200! Please keep giving - even just $5.00 a day for the next five days could make a huge difference! Everyone has been wonderful and supportive and we have done more over the weekend than I could have possibly dreamed.
If you aren't aware, one of Dawg's friends spoke with him on the phone. He is dealing as well as anyone could. Your thoughts and wishes are more important than ever!
Update: I know where the viewing will be, and for those of you that are so inclined to send flowers, please email me at my last name at gmail dot com and I will give you the information. It's this afternoon, though, so if you're interested, you have to act fast.
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite MILF bloggers, Heather! To celebrate her birthday, here's some little-known facts about her:
- Once, in high school, she took a trip to Disney World. While there, she stumbled into one of the secret rooms at Disney where the characters were engaged in a giant orgy. She participated in this orgy, and, subsequently became obsessed with Disney, but only so she can track down that guy playing Goofy and tell him about his son.
- She's turning 32, but she manages to look 18 by finding homeless men in her town, taking them home, and bathing in their blood.
- If you are with Heather and you play "Justify my Love", "Celebrate", "Like a Virgin", or anything else by Madonna, she will moan uncontrollably and orgasm by the end of the song. If you dress up in a pointed bra and a suit jacket, she'll let you do any dirty thing you want.
- Smirnoff considered renaming their vodka Heather because she was buying so much of their stock.
- She can do things with a banana that will make your hair turn gray.
- She is an actual redhead. And yes, her crotch is perpetually on fire. In fact, she has a small midget named Sven who follows her around with a vagina extinguisher.
- She says that she's afraid of using the phone, but dial 1-900-FUC-REDHEAD, and ask for "Hypnotiquella" and you can talk to her for as long as you want. $6.99/minute.
- If you show her your balls, she'll blush furiously and can't stop.
Happy birthday, Heather! I know that I owed you some artwork, so here is your birthday present!
Finally, go over to These Walls and read today's post. It's fucking hilarious. I promise. C'mmmmmooonnnnnn, do it!
posted by 
filed under 
tagged 
Start selling your artwork on Ebay!!! You so rock my socks!!!! Both of them... as long as one hasn't been lost in the dryer.
Comments by Amy
I'm number one.
Of course, now I'm number 1 and number 2 - I hope this is no indication of how the week is going to go.
Comments by Amy
Finally! A Disney cartoon I actually want to see!
Comments by Dave2
LMAO!
Now, how did you find out all those things about me? And if you find that guy who played Goofy, tell him to call the 900 number.
You're the best! Thank you. (Love the art!)
Comments by heather
I'm with Dave2 - Disney porn is cool!
I wonder whatever happened to that old MP3 of Donald Duck getting a blow job?
Comments by Amy
Amy, you're a hippie - you don't wear socks!
Dave, coming soon to a theater near you.
Heather, happy birthday! The private investigator that I have following you told me everything.
Amy, you mean this one?
Comments by Avitable
Ahh reminds me of that classic porn movie - the flintbones.
Comments by Jacki
That, my friend, is your finest piece of artwork to date.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
That Mickey. What a snout on that guy.
Comments by RW
Jacki, ah, yes, and also the classic, Scooby Doo Dallas.
Mr. Fabulous, yeah, I'm pretty proud of it.
RW, is that a testimonial?
Comments by Avitable
Happy birthday, Heather! I hope Mickey gave good head!
Avi, the cartoon rocks hard. I don't have any balls. Can I show her yours to make her blush?
Comments by Poppy
No. Jealousy.
Comments by RW
I'm turned on, is that wrong?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
HAHAHAHAHA
Whatever happened to sending flowers and jewelry?
Comments by Miss Britt
Funny , funny stuff! The artwork is the best. Happy birthday Heather!
Comments by metalmom
Poppy, she's blushing right now!
RW, ahhh, okay.
Mistress Yoda, I wouldn't expect any less.
SteamBritt Willie, that's so 1990.
Metalmom, that artwork is probably the best present she's ever received in her entire life, don't you think?
Comments by Avitable
Pfft. When January comes around, remember I'm still a 1990's kinda girl then!
Comments by Miss Britt
So, you already gave her your balls. Silly me.
Comments by Poppy
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my........um, nevermind.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATHER!!
Comments by Tug
LMAO!!! You are a great artist Avi, but you forgot the toys....
Happy Birthday Heather!!
Comments by Angel
Adam, you really should learn to keep your balls a little more in check.
Didn't your mama ever teach you if you just GIVE IT AWAY, it isn't "special"??
Comments by Miss Britt
Angel, I thought that's what was in the suitcase, but upon closer inspection I see it's just Buckeyes paraphernalia. (So that's how that word is spelled...)
Britt, his balls picture has been slutted on Facebook for almost two months. (I just checked, it was uploaded May 5.)
Comments by Poppy
Avi doesn't seem to fit now that I know that you don't say your name like Avee-ta-bull. So now I must call you Avit. Of course, I only called you Avi on occasion.
This thing that you have done for Dawg has been amazing. Thanks, Avit.
Comments by Shelli
You went and found that for ME? Really????
Gosh... you really do love me, don't you????
DON'T YOU?!?!?!?
Comments by Amy
Avi, this is a wonderful thing you are doing for the Watchdog. I tried to donate but don't use paypal that much so I hope it went through properly.
Comments by Breigh
Britt-wrapped, well, I'll remember that from your outfits alone.
Poppy, I put them on display. They should be bronzed and made into a national monument.
Tug, nice one!
Angel, they're in the suitcase. Mickey don't need no toys to please a silly little white girl.
Shelli, you could just say "Avitable". Or Adam. Or Dogfucker.
Amy, no, I had it on my computer already and knew just where it was.
Breigh, it did go through. Thank you for your generosity.
Comments by Avitable
I thought Dogfucker was our special thing??
Comments by Miss Britt
And for those of you who still haven't received Avi's postcard prints (destined to become collectors items), you can just sing to yourself...
"Someday my prints will come..."
Comments by Wayne
Love the artwork.
Thanks again for the wonderfulness that is you. What you guys did was very special and I am so proud of everyone for pulling together and doing this little thing for him. I hope that it helps to ease the family's burden in some small way.
Comments by ADW
Poppy, Adam says they're in the suitcase, but you are right, they aren't hanging out of it.
Adam, you are right..he doesn't need toys. They just make it more kinky!!
Comments by Angel
That is one lucky chick there.
Comments by Mrs. Brain Bombs
Haha lmao that's too funny. Avi, your artwork is so special: it should be on display!
Comments by Miss Misery
Mouschwitz.
Comments by BOSSY
I could do that. Which do you prefer? Dogfucker?
BTW, I am a redhead, too. So thank you!
Comments by Shelli
2600. thats fucking amazing.
Comments by bluepaintred
Beware of Britt, you're right. I'll take it back, so you can call me "Dogfucker" and abuse me.
Wayne, groan.
ADW, I do commissioned artwork for naked photos.
Angel, good point.
Mrs. Brain Bombs, I know! Who wouldn't want some Mickeylingus?
Miss Misery, in a retard museum, maybe. (Yes, I know you hate that word.)
Bossy, those damn Ratzis.
Shelli, apparently Dogfucker is special for me and Britt. You can try ManPig if you want.
BPR, yeah it is!
Comments by Avitable
Hey I just realized you live in Orlando I live over by Daytona Beach in a town called Palm Coast , way cool..... LOL Anyway thats not really important LOL You are dude !
Comments by SugarQueensDream
Question: "Mrs. Brain Bombs, I know! Who wouldn't want some Mickeylingus?"
Answer: Mr. Fab.
Comments by Poppy
ROFLMFAO at Poppy! Truedat!
Comments by Shelli
What nicname do I get for you?
Comments by Angel
SugarQueensDream, thanks for the dedication in your post. And I don't mind another stalker. I already have 43.
Poppy, even he wouldn't turn it down.
Shelli, he'd spread peanut butter on his ass and let Mickey go to town.
Angel, I'll let you come up with on all on your own! :)
Comments by Avitable
I sent my wife a copy of the Donald Duck wav and she was checking out your site. I heard "Oh my God!," and she covered her face when she saw Mickey Mouse going down on Heather.
Guess she is a fan of Mickey Mouse.
Comments by Michael
Or she wishes you were Mickey Mouse!
Comments by Avitable
Avi, I don't think you know Fab as well as you think you do.
Angel, I thing you should call him Mr. Furburger.
Comments by Poppy
*thing=think
It's funnier if I leave the typo above.
Comments by Poppy
Furburger is a good one. And Fab might be a Disney hater, but he's a whore first and foremost!
Comments by Avitable