Before I get to today’s post, here’s the update:
I’m going to keep the donation going throughout this week. As of right now, we’re just over $2200! Please keep giving – even just $5.00 a day for the next five days could make a huge difference! Everyone has been wonderful and supportive and we have done more over the weekend than I could have possibly dreamed.
If you aren’t aware, one of Dawg’s friends spoke with him on the phone. He is dealing as well as anyone could. Your thoughts and wishes are more important than ever!
Update: I know where the viewing will be, and for those of you that are so inclined to send flowers, please email me at my last name at gmail dot com and I will give you the information. It’s this afternoon, though, so if you’re interested, you have to act fast.
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite MILF bloggers, Heather! To celebrate her birthday, here’s some little-known facts about her:
- Once, in high school, she took a trip to Disney World. While there, she stumbled into one of the secret rooms at Disney where the characters were engaged in a giant orgy. She participated in this orgy, and, subsequently became obsessed with Disney, but only so she can track down that guy playing Goofy and tell him about his son.
- She’s turning 32, but she manages to look 18 by finding homeless men in her town, taking them home, and bathing in their blood.
- If you are with Heather and you play “Justify my Love”, “Celebrate”, “Like a Virgin”, or anything else by Madonna, she will moan uncontrollably and orgasm by the end of the song. If you dress up in a pointed bra and a suit jacket, she’ll let you do any dirty thing you want.
- Smirnoff considered renaming their vodka Heather because she was buying so much of their stock.
- She can do things with a banana that will make your hair turn gray.
- She is an actual redhead. And yes, her crotch is perpetually on fire. In fact, she has a small midget named Sven who follows her around with a vagina extinguisher.
- She says that she’s afraid of using the phone, but dial 1-900-FUC-REDHEAD, and ask for “Hypnotiquella” and you can talk to her for as long as you want. $6.99/minute.
- If you show her your balls, she’ll blush furiously and can’t stop.
Happy birthday, Heather! I know that I owed you some artwork, so here is your birthday present!
Finally, go over to These Walls and read today’s post. It’s fucking hilarious. I promise. C’mmmmmooonnnnnn, do it!