I love Michael Bay
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here's the NYCWD update:
As of right now, at midnight EST on Thursday, June 28th, we have raised over $3000! It's stalled a little, with only a few purchases coming in yesterday, but I'm hoping for one more big push before I shut this down on Sunday. Do you get paid today? Why not kick in $5? Or $500?
And now, Friday's post:
Too fucking tired to really post anything of use, except the following.
1. Got to see an advance screening of Transformers. It fucking rocked. I was more impressed than I thought I could be. Go see this when it comes out next week.
2. I'm thinking that we might have people who read here who might feel a bit intimidated by the idea of commenting. My comments tend to get a bit cliquey, but I want to take today to ask any random lurkers just to take a minute to comment and say hi. We don't bite, I promise. Well, actually, we do. But in a good way.
3. Go over to These Walls and check out our posts. There's some comedy genius over there, and you might be missing out!
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My boyfriend and all of our 25 year old male friends are so excited about Transformers… I guess I get to see it next wednesday
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You bite in a good way? Well hell, had I known that I would have commented a lot more since I joined the Church. LOL Congrats on the total so far. I'm going to kick in a little more tomorrow instead of going to the movies.
Transformers does look interesting, but I was afraid it would be all geeked out.
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Well I guess I'm not too much of a lurker, my name and stuff load into the comment page.
I'm a random lurker.
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I finally started commenting last week, after a month or so of lurking. Not only was it painless, but the very next day I regained the sight in my previously blind left eye. Thanks Avitable!
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What clique? I thought you said you hated everybody and would gut them publicly if they commented without your permission?
Did I misunderstand that? I filed the letter you sent me just in case your goons show up.
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Ive been out of the state and whatnot for a few weeks. Ive read everything but I haven't taken the time out of vacation to comment. I might go back and be the late commenter. How did you get an advanced screening?!
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I'm not afraid to comment. I just usually have nothing to say. So today I'll say Hello! And Thank You for organizing the donations for Dawg.
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1) Try to stop me. I'm looking forward to this film more than just about any other summer flick.
2) What do we do if we are already a regular commenter? Should we comment twice or something?
3) Talk about a blog that people should be afraid of commenting on… an IM session on smelling your own penis?!? I will spend the rest of the night trying to get that picture out of my mind. And probably most of the morning too. Though an AviToon of you attempting to smell your penis would make a good T-shirt.
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Who is this 'we' anyhow? Ya got a mouse in your pocket?
(I hate it when people say that.)
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Late comer to this party but have recently been born again to the "church". Love your site Avi, Adam, Ahmoo(?)
Sorry, what was it you prefer?
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Transformers!? Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously? Even if I haaaaattteeeee the toys? Is there any hot guy actor in there to make it worth my while? Are you in there?
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Are you comment whoring? :loser:
BTW, here is my comment whoring…I've changed my blog. I don't have the same feed. Get with the program, kthx. EY :heartbeat: U…but not in that way..more in this way.. :boobs5:
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I've commented before, but just the once.
You reviewed my site once on IT2M, didn't give me any smacks but didn't roast me either.
I give you 1 smack, because I'm big like that
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I can't wait for Transformers. I must see it at IMAX or I might die.
Your comments cliquey? Never.
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I comment when I'm not at work. It's just the boobs and ass shaking that makes me think that people at work might think I'm gay. Which I'm not. Hello!!
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what are you being all tired about?
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Long time lurker first time commenter. Yes I was a bit afraid of the clique but I'm drunk now and can beat up anyone of you so there.
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I probably qualify as a lurker, since I don't generally comment here too often. However, that's not any kind of editorial, or anything. I like your site, and if you go places I can't get next to, I don't read. Piece of cake!
I do like almost everything you blog, though. So please don't send your clique-thugs out to keel me. :batting:
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Sadly, I am too old to understand the excitement about the Transformers movie. Mrs. Fab and I sit in the theater watching the trailer and look at each other and say "Huh"?
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Tell me you did NOT just use the word clique here. Didn't you see how much trouble that got me into over at my site?? Do you not learn from other people's mistakes? Are you destined to repeat them?
Stay tuned for the next episode of Soap.
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BTW, Am I a part of the clique here yet? Or am I forever destined to be an outside because of my anti-ice cream with Hitler stance?
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Delurking. Can I join the clique now?
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I want to see Sicko.
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Comment whore. I comment all the time, and you've only bitten me once. What's up with that?
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Hi.
Ok, I'm intimidated.
That's it, back to my hole.
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Hmm…guess I am one of the "lurkers". But I promise I am not stalking, yet!!
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I also promise that I don't really have a beard. I spend a lot of $$ to make sure!
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I'm with Dave…do I comment twice?
And I want a t-shirt!!
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And here's my twice…kids surprised me here last night so I'm an outie – have a wonderful weekend!!
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I think that is one of your shortest posts.
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Amanda, well, I'm a 30 year old man with the tastes of a 12-year old girl, and I liked it.
Devilish Girl, of course – I always bite in a good way! Transformers is a bit geeked out, but Shia LaBeouf actually made the movie good. He's an excellent actor!
Fogspinner, a drive-by lurker?
Jay, now let's see if we can do something about that impotence for you.
Amy, don't ruin my disemboweling surprise!
Brandi, commenting on my blog should be like a vacation! I have an employee who gets tickets to all of the advanced screenings.
Margalit, here are some suggestions of things you can say, and you can mix these up as you wish: "You're so funny!" "I love you" "You are the most awesome person to ever grace this world."
Dave, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. You don't have to comment twice, since I was one of the few people you commented on during your cruise. I still get all weepy thinking about that. And that site is fun to comment on. Everybody can smell their own penis!
Sheila, "we" means the people in the comments. And I've never heard that phrase before right now, and I hate it too.
Mixednut, Ahmoo is fine, but only if you're going to pat me on the head and give me $20 every birthday.
Dutchbitch, Shia LaBeouf is attractive. And trust me, you'll like it. It's not just about the toys.
KB, no, I actually had someone say that my comments can be intimidating so I wanted to encourage people to feel emboldened. I was wondering why you hadn't posted recently!
Dan, I remember your blog, and thanks for commenting again. You're a gracious man – thanks for the smack!
Mist, is that sarcasm?
Erica AP, you realize that you can close the Smilies and hide them by clicking the text, right?
Bethie, it was too late for an old man like myself.
RW, you are a mean drunk.
Melanie, I go places you can't get next to? Like single-file in line at the buffet?
Mr. Fabulous, that saddens me. You should still check it out. It' s a fun, fun movie.
Jester, I wanted some of that fun that you get to have! And if we're Soap, I get to be Billy Crystal. You're definitely in. You class up the joint.
Mel, I guess. Your decoder ring is in the mail.
Mistress Yoda, I don't. Michael Moore is as bad as the extremists on the right.
Heather, well, you can't see the bitemarks on that cute ass.
Clown, that's my hole!
Trish, stalking is encouraged. Do you have a blog?
Tug, have fun with the kids. Don't let them wear your old ass out too badly!
TMP, I was literally falling asleep at my computer as I typed it. You're just lucky it didn't say jalghaelg;agag, instead.
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"We don't bite, I promise. Well, actually, we do. But in a good way."
In that case, bite me.
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Wait… so… I can stop lurking, and no one will beat me up as part of an initiation?
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I use to love the cartoon. Is it better than the cartoon?
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Y not I, I'd need to see a naked picture first.
Joefish, no. You definitely get beaten up. But only you.
Lynda, it takes the cartoon and brings it to life in an amazing way.
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Your clique has a decoder ring? SWEET.
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Hi Avitable…
I linked here from Tense Teacher when she first posted about NYCWatchdog's boy. I really like your site and have it bookmarked.
Tell me, do you think "Transformers" would be okay for a 7 yr. old boy? He is not afraid of semi-intense movies like "Harry Potter". He is really into the toys and really wants to see this movie.
Stop by sometime,
J.
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I can't wait for Transformers. I was just nervous that it would turn out shitty. I'm glad you don't bite, But how 'bout a nibble?
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Imagine Brad Pitt naked. Got that image in your head?
OK, I'm pretty much the opposite of that.
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Mel, and a secret password.
HoosierGirl, it's definitely okay for a 7-year old. There were several kids there and they all seemed to enjoy themselves. I'll check out your site.
Metalmom, I'll nibble.
Y not I, opposite like Jennifer Aniston or opposite like Jim Belushi?
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I have just informed my BFF that you are talking to HER. Hopefully she will now delurk.
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Lemme take a guess on the password… Is it "boobs"?
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And Mel? :sexytime: :3some:
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I'm a lurker by nature. I lurked here for a while before I started commenting, but that's just how I am. I lurk at lots of blogs because commenting makes me feel like I'm intruding somehow, like I'm showing up at a party uninvited.
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Poppy, now she'll be mortified!
Mel, shhhhh! You'll ruin it.
Girl, Dislocated, but you're the life of the party!
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Mortified? No way. I love this place more with each passing moment…
When can I start playing with Poppy's boobs? :boobs5:
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Hi Avitable! I actually have been a lurker of your site for a little while now. I got here through Miss Britt's site. I've commented there a couple of times, but never have here. I am no longer an Avi blog virgin! Have a great weekend all!
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Did you see that?
I just turned green.
Envy. It's my cross to bear.
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Belushi. More hair, less weight.
I had a girl tell me once I looked sorta like Tom Cruise. Then her little sister said I looked like Mister Rogers. So I'm a cross between those two.
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a little nibble now and then i very appreciated.
(that was awesome of you to recognize that folks might be intimidated and for you to extend the invitation…yay, you!)
happy friday
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I think everything really has to be taken with a grain of salt but he has good points. His current one really hits home for me in a big way.
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I don't comment because I don't feel like one of the cool kids but I do read and laugh hysterically at your blog most of the time.
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Mel, her other BFF.
Pnbzmom, I'm happy to have popped your cherry. Do you have a blog?
BPR, because of Transformers? It was awesome!
Y not I, yeah. I won't be biting you anytime soon.
Hello, it's only a nibble if I'm not hungry. If I'm hungry, you'd better watch out.
Mistress Yoda, a pound of salt, maybe. He's just as guilty of manipulating facts and blatantly lying as the fuckers he accuses. Look at Fahrenheit 911.
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Mel, those aren't my boobs. Mine aren't silicone. But that sure is my fine ass. :assshake:
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Shelley, look a reply just for you and you alone. You are definitely one of the cool kids.
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I have often thought of starting one, but after reading all of these hysterical ones…..I'm not sure if I could do it!
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I wouldn't ever get into an argument about this as I just don't know enough information. I know the health care system is pretty bad.
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I comment every day, and have not been bitten yet….I'm sad. :crying:
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Poppy, have you been the model for any other animated gifs?
Pnb, you don't have to be funny, but it can be a good place to share your thoughts on everything.
Mistress Yoda, I don't have any specific instances with Sicko to mention. It's just that while his underlying message is always excellent, I don't like the methods he uses.
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Angel, you didn't feel that nibble?
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No, I don't have a blog, yet…
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I see your point. You have a lot of issues with documentaries in general don't you.
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Long time lurker – love your site, love particularly how you don't give a flying fuck but you have good heart (or is that supposed to be a secret?)
This gif could hve been modelled on me – :boobs3:
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i am very intimidated by the people here. they seem very extroverted and i don't know, extroverted. i'm not like that. i'm shy. i lurk a lot and don't talk much.
hi.
:boobs1:
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jalghaelg;agag. Just for good measure. If two people say it it becomes a fad.
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Hi.
I have never commented but now I see you have very naughty smilies. You even have one of me jumping rope…
:boobs3:
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I've been lurking for about a week, does that even count? (I got here via Blogography/Dave2)
Nibbles are good to start, but later, there'd better be marking…. :angel:
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Avi-
I get paid today, so I will be putting in some money today or tomorrow.
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God DAMN IT Avi. I am never, ever, ever, ever invited to join cliques. And I finally get to be in one and you go and fucking RUIN it!
I suppose you're one of those people who advocate PUBLIC golf courses and are like anti-segregation and shit too!?
To you lurkers: stay in your holes! I will not bite. I will tear your fucking head off, m'kay?
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(see what happens when you bitch at me for not commenting?)
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To lurk or not to lurk? And there are cool kids? WHERE?
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Wooohooo!! I've been bitten!! :lmao:
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Trish, you should! Blogging is what all the cool kids are doing.
Mistress Yoda, no, I don't think so. Why? Because I hate Morgan Spurlock?
Bec, hi, nice to hear from you. And the big heart is a huge lie!
Crystal, awwww. Do we have to encourage you to come out of your shell. Come to think of it, you are shy and quiet and stuff.
TMP, brilliant!
Melanie, I'm impressed with the air you can get!
Jhianna, I've got sharp teeth.
Annie, thanks! That's awesome.
Britt by Numbers, you're always in the cliques – who are you kidding? You're always the queen bitch of them, too!
Tracy, if you have to ask . . .
Angel, once bitten, twice shy?
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I was just curious, I think you've spoken up about posts I've done on documentaries like the one about Walmart and the Al Gore one.
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You've seriously never heard the 'mouse in your pocket' thing? Has anyone heard that? You can't tell me that's something I made up. I'm not that clever.
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Oh is THAT the persona I've got going on here?
My bad. I always get them confused.
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I fall somewhere between lurker and occasional commentor. I want to see Transformers too. Surprisingly, so do my girls.
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Sheila,
I've heard it. I've also heard it with "You got a mouse in your purse ?" from Homer Simpson.
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I thought it was turd in your pocket.
Why do I always have to be the expert on shit?
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Dear Jesus,
Please fix my avatar soon.
Love, Poppy
I have finally switched to a sensible email address. :woohoo:
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loved transformers
and can't wait to see the untitled
Abrams film where Liberty's head
gets thrown through the city!
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Damn I'm exhausted from reading all those comments. I thought we were talking about Clinique and I was going to comment about my new lipstick. Sorry it must be that drug induced coma I was in.
I never heard of Transformers. I'm so out of the loop. :dunce:
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Mistress Yoda, yeah, I guess you are right. I studied documentaries in college, and it always seems like the most popular ones are the ones that are the least like documentaries, in the sense that they're never presenting a balanced view.
Sheila, I think you must be!
I've Britt You Babe, oh, like the bitch persona ever actually goes away. It just transforms!
Usedtobeme, your girls probably think Shia's hot.
Paticus, seriously?
Poppy, Jesus might not help. But I will!
Liquid, oh yeah- forgot about that trailer! That was cool!
Lisa, you've never heard of Transformers? You know, like the most popular toy of the late 80s?
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I've lurked here for quite awhile now. I just feel like I don't really have anything to add most of the time.
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Thank you. :heartbeat:
In the meantime I'm honored to be represented by stick-figure-Avi.
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You know me so well :batting:
:heartbeat:
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:crazywife:
Maybe they aren't intimated by you, they just don't find you funny…. :shit:
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yes, i need a lot of encouraging, and it should involve nudity. plz hurry.
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Crys, whose nudity? Avi's? Or…?
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Jen in OK, everybody has something to add!
Poppy, it's very special.
Brittinski, yup.
Sarcastica, well, I'm intimidated by your inability to spell.
Crystal, your nudity would be fine with me.
Poppy, I vote for Crystal's.
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From now on I will try to make it a point to say something. Is there a boobie prize for that?
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Yup – :boobs4:
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Delurking to say Hi!!
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Oh, cool. And here I was afraid I'd get no beating at all.
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Well it's good to get some information than none.
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I too vote for naked Crystal. But that's because I'm currently a bearded man. When I'm a pretty kitty it's a 50/50 toss-up too-hard-to-decide decision.
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Do you even care about my comment by the time there's 96 of em on here???
I got paid today, so I'll be contributing tonite or tomorrow.
kthxbye
:D
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Okay, since you specifically asked for a delurking comment, here I am. I agree with Steph though. With 97 comments already, I feel quite insignificant.
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And so you should be. Because its all that scary. Ya. Not my fault your comments don't have spellcheck and my school never taught me how to spell nuttin.
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Stacy, hi. Thanks for joining us.
Joefish, you get beatings whenever you want. I owe you that much at least.
Mistress Yoda, not if you feel like it's the total truth. Then you think it's a fact, not an opinion.
Poppy, yeah, it is an easier decision as a bearded man.
Steph, of course I do! I love when my favorite bloggers comment! And thanks in advance for the addition to the Puppy Monster fund.
GDG, never. I had no idea you actually read my blog, so this makes your contribution that much more significant.
Sarcastica, damn Canada and its shitty education system!
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I like to take stuff like this and learn more from it. I sometimes listen to Conservative radio just to get a starting point and then I try to learn as much more as I can. I usually ask Mr. Yoda to explain the rest…
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That's cause its free! :dunce:
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No shit!! Thanks for the tip. You are pure genius.
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Okay…you asked for it…but I will have some new boobies on the 11th of July :boobs1: don't think I will be able to do this right away though.
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Been reading you for a while but couldn't find six intelligent words to string together for a comment – so I lurked – but now I am coming out of lurkdom solely to use this smiley :boobs3: well…just because..
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Mistress Yoda, I'm glad you do that. Many people don't.
Sarcastica, makes sense!
Erica, yup. I am.
Trish, awesome. I'll check it out.
Wendy, thanks for delurking, and nice smiley choice.
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Yeeee! I'm back! Thank you, Avi, you're such a sweetie for cache flushing. (You need a kisses smiley.)
Now, can you convince everyone else to do the same?
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:sexytime: ok, I'm delurking too! Promise to bite gently??
I want this chick's bra set. Wonder where she got it? I have to special-order mine and it is a drag
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Poppy, it should naturally do that soon. But my blog is the only one that matters!
Debangel, well, that picture is me after my surgery. I'll see where I got the bra from.
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Avi, good point. :heartbeat:
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I hate it when people challenge me to comment. Being an unapologetic narcissist I must comply. But never again because I'm scared of your smilies. I'm going to go cry now.
-AD
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Poppy, I can't believe I had to point that out!
Amber, they scare me too!
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I'm glad you liked the Transfomers movie. I am SO excited to see it and everyone keeps ragging on it! :violent018:
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I can honestly say that I've never heard anyone say that they loved Michael Bay before.
(Of course, I still want to see the flick.)
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Tabz, Rotten Tomatoes has given it a pretty high rating. I mean, it's mindless, but it is definitely fun and kick ass.
Peter, I like him when he does movies like The Rock and Armageddon – just complete popcorn flicks. They're fun to watch and turn your brain off.
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Hello from an American in Canada, lurker extrodiaire…
There are a lot of boobs here. You need more penises. :jerkoff2:
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Hi, a lurker here. I think it's great what you are doing for NYCWD and his family.
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Triedit, mine is the only penis worth worrying about!
Sassy, I just set it up. It's everyone else who's actually done something.
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Fine, here's a lurker saying hi. When are you gonna say something funny about people selling their DNA for $5,000? There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere…
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How about a joke about a spammer who's just a fucking moron? I've gone ahead and edited your comment to replace all URLs.
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Well, as long as there's love nibbles involved…I'M DELURKED!
I prefer the lower back and inner thighs. KTHX!
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Well, alrighty then. I'm more of a neck man myself.
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Oh, Adam. Hearing that it was good from YOU makes me feel so much better.
WHEW.
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I've been thinking about this..You have told us, but have you told Michael Bay how you feel about him ?
Perhaps he has some feelings for you as well.
You will never know if you don't take that chance !!
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Jordie, because I'm a film snob?
Paticus, I will write him a letter right now.
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