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Did you write that? And did people have to listen to that every time they called? (not that its bad.. just long...)
Comments by Amanda
I think some of those were stretching it... but, hell, its your name. Go for it!
Comments by Sheila
Now I know how to say your name, thank you. I think the message is adorable.
Comments by Michael
That's right. Just keep adding to my shame.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I used to say your last name wrong for a while until I think Mr. Yoda (of all people) corrected me. He's always correcting me :
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Well now that we got that cleared up
Comments by Wendy
Educational and literal but really unforgivable.
Comments by RW
Why did you change it? That message was awesomable...
Comments by Brent
Well I completely missed that boat, thanks to my choppy dialup connection.
When I have high speed...I will see all your videos. For now I'll just play with the smilies and not contribute anything important to the comments!
And the rest are all sexual...so I stop there.
Comments by Sarcastica
Amanda, yeah I wrote it. It's a bit long, but it's worth it if they want to talk to me!
Sheila, stretching it? Well, maybe.
Michael, adorable, eh? That's quite charitable.
Mr. Fabulous, hell yeah.
Mistress Yoda, I like him more and more every day!
Wendy, tune in tomorrow for my fourteen part series on how to pronounce "aunt".
RW, you unsuitable inscrutable unemployable rascal.
Brent, hah! I love it. My new cell message sucks because I needed to use it for business.
Sarcastica, what's wrong with the sexual ones? You're allowed to play with boobs.
Comments by Avitable
You really should do like Amy and send these off for pre-approval.
Comments by Miss Britt
I hope you answer your phone more often than not.
Thanks for straightening us out on the pronunciation of your name.
Comments by Lisa
ABrittable, I still
you, even after that lame-ass comment.
Lisa, I usually do, but otherwise, they'll be subjected to that message.
Comments by Avitable
I am edible and irresistible. What now?
And I always knew how to say your name? Why did I know that...
Comments by Poppy
I am NOT inscrutable! That's a dirty lie!
Comments by RW
Very interesting and unique. I will not forget how to pronounce your name, I promise.
J.
(just pretend this is me)
Comments by HoosierGirl5
Not to gloat, but I knew how to pronounce it. Maybe because I'm just odd. My [maiden] name was changed at Ellis Island also, and I grew up with most people not being able to pronounce it.
Good clarification though.
Comments by Peggy
Ah, thanks babe.
And I still
you after that lame ass video post too!!
Comments by Miss Britt
Poppy, I did post a guide several months ago for proper pronunciation. Maybe you saw that.
RW, so inscrutable. Who is RW? Nobody knows!
HoosierGirl, I like to pretend that's me. Is that wrong?
Peggy, you're just clearly more awesome than Mr. Fabulous.
Britt or Swallow, dogfucker.
Comments by Avitable
I have to admit, that's a pretty cool voicemail message.
@Britt - really? Don't you think this is way better than him pulling that hat over his head?
Comments by Amy
Kind of like biddable, but with an ahhh sound first?
Comments by Trishk
Amy, what was wrong with the hat video?
TrishK, exactly!
Comments by Avitable
I love the message. I would have hung up and called right back to hear it again, and then left a message.
Comments by Angel
He's weird and nobody gets him. You all would definitely like him. If only he could type he'd probably have a kick ass blog.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I'm taking the idea of no longer being a lurker from yesterday, and using it today. That's a good phone message. I've got some friends who have some pretty stupid messages, one of my friends raps in hers and another friend talks in this really weird high pitched voice.
Comments by Kylah
oh, dude, I need you to write me an answering machine message like that...lmfao! self-fuckable....omg, I'm dying here!!
Comments by webmiztris
When I was outside mowing the lawn it occurred to me that I watched your early videos on YouTube a long time ago and in the one with Jigsaw you said your name. I memorize all your works, of course.
Comments by Poppy
No one could ever pronounce or spell my maiden name - so I can understand why the need to clarify.
but now we there is no excuse!
Comments by Fantastagirl
that's fucking hilarious. did people ever actually sit through while that played and leave messages? I would have hung up after the first time I heard it!
Comments by bluepaintred
Angel, hmm. Maybe I should make it my message again.
Mistress Yoda, typing is important. And spelling is paramount.
Kylah, so you're saying that I should rap? I'm aight wif dat.
Dawn, your name would be a lot like mine with all of the different possibilities in rhyming. You have my permission to steal the idea.
Poppy, yeah, that was it!
Fantastagirl, exactly. Now transgressions will result in the death penalty.
BPR, well, then you would never have gotten the glory of talking to the amazingness that was me!
Comments by Avitable
Your point is good. Patience I do not have.
Deal I would with my loss
Comments by bluepaintred
Dude. Do me a favor. The kids and the husband are watching a dumb show with a weirdo green dude who talks like that, he is short with pointed ears. When I asked him what the hell are you watching, he just gave me a look.
What are they watching?
Comments by bluepaintred
I'm 98% certain that you're trying to be funny. But if you're serious, I don't know if I can like you anymore.
Comments by Avitable
lol
The force in you is strong.
Comments by bluepaintred
I say your name differently every time. It pisses off my hubby :)
Comments by Bethie
would it kill you to tilt the camera down enough to not cut your chin off, fuckerton?!
-___-
Comments by liquid
Brand new to the blog. I have seen the name at other blogs before and have to admit I was prounouncing it rong as well. Great blog, Hate to break it to you, but I shall return.
BD
Comments by Briliantdonkey
BPR, you're a lucky fucker.
Bethie, no wonder I like him!
Liquid, I lost my chin in the war.
Briliantdonkey, rong? No, it's pronounced "uh-vit-uh-bull" not "rong". :D
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, I was pronouncing wrong since the dance off video. Then I got my shit together. (Speaking of that...I have a link to send you that's going to be right up your milkshake dancing alley. It's perfectly suited for you.)
Comments by hot coffee girl
I'm glad you got your shit together before I had to get it together for you.
Comments by Avitable
Maybe if I pretended I was his typing teacher I could get him to learn
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I think sexual favors in return for doing well on tests is an excellent incentive.
Comments by Avitable
I might have done better in school if that was offered or I guess if I could have used sexual favors to get better grades.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I got it.
Like three years ago.
That was a great oral grammar lesson.
Comments by Jordie
Mistress Yoda, who are you fooling? You did use sexual favors to get better grades.
Jordie, it was some type of oral lesson, I'll tell you what.
Comments by Avitable
But I was a C student.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Well, maybe that shows that you needed practice. Hopefully you're better now.
Comments by Avitable
I guess it's time to go for my Masters.
Comments by Mistress Yoda