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Uh Vit Uh Bull

Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update:

As of right now, at midnight EST on Friday, June 29th, we have raised over $3200! Only two more days to give! Let’s keep it coming!

And now, Saturday’s post:

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48 Replies to “Uh Vit Uh Bull”

  1. Sarcastica

    Well I completely missed that boat, thanks to my choppy dialup connection.

    When I have high speed…I will see all your videos. For now I’ll just play with the smilies and not contribute anything important to the comments!

    :crazywife: :pissed: :lmao: :dunce: :batting: :loser: :crying: πŸ˜› :shit: :rose: :martini: :heartbeat: :angel: :dance: :clap: :thumbsup: :hug: :banghead: :finger: :deadhorse: :puke: :poke: :woohoo:

    And the rest are all sexual…so I stop there.

  2. Avitable

    Amanda, yeah I wrote it. It’s a bit long, but it’s worth it if they want to talk to me!

    Sheila, stretching it? Well, maybe.

    Michael, adorable, eh? That’s quite charitable.

    Mr. Fabulous, hell yeah.

    Mistress Yoda, I like him more and more every day!

    Wendy, tune in tomorrow for my fourteen part series on how to pronounce “aunt”.

    RW, you unsuitable inscrutable unemployable rascal.

    Brent, hah! I love it. My new cell message sucks because I needed to use it for business.

    Sarcastica, what’s wrong with the sexual ones? You’re allowed to play with boobs.

  3. Peggy

    Not to gloat, but I knew how to pronounce it. Maybe because I’m just odd. My [maiden] name was changed at Ellis Island also, and I grew up with most people not being able to pronounce it.

    Good clarification though.

  4. Avitable

    Poppy, I did post a guide several months ago for proper pronunciation. Maybe you saw that.

    RW, so inscrutable. Who is RW? Nobody knows!

    HoosierGirl, I like to pretend that’s me. Is that wrong?

    Peggy, you’re just clearly more awesome than Mr. Fabulous.

    Britt or Swallow, dogfucker.

  5. Kylah

    I’m taking the idea of no longer being a lurker from yesterday, and using it today. That’s a good phone message. I’ve got some friends who have some pretty stupid messages, one of my friends raps in hers and another friend talks in this really weird high pitched voice.

  6. Poppy

    When I was outside mowing the lawn it occurred to me that I watched your early videos on YouTube a long time ago and in the one with Jigsaw you said your name. I memorize all your works, of course.

  7. Avitable

    Angel, hmm. Maybe I should make it my message again.

    Mistress Yoda, typing is important. And spelling is paramount.

    Kylah, so you’re saying that I should rap? I’m aight wif dat.

    Dawn, your name would be a lot like mine with all of the different possibilities in rhyming. You have my permission to steal the idea.

    Poppy, yeah, that was it!

    Fantastagirl, exactly. Now transgressions will result in the death penalty.

    BPR, well, then you would never have gotten the glory of talking to the amazingness that was me!

  8. bluepaintred

    Dude. Do me a favor. The kids and the husband are watching a dumb show with a weirdo green dude who talks like that, he is short with pointed ears. When I asked him what the hell are you watching, he just gave me a look.

    What are they watching?

  9. hot coffee girl

    Yeah, I was pronouncing wrong since the dance off video. Then I got my shit together. (Speaking of that…I have a link to send you that’s going to be right up your milkshake dancing alley. It’s perfectly suited for you.)

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